The ultimate burn would be not to partakebennisboy wrote:
So as I sit down here revising
The fact I'm bored is hardly surprising
So I'm not, do I hear fuck sake?
The ultimate burn would be not to partakebennisboy wrote:
So as I sit down here revising
The fact I'm bored is hardly surprising
No, I guess I'll let you have your cakejord wrote:
The ultimate burn would be not to partakebennisboy wrote:
So as I sit down here revising
The fact I'm bored is hardly surprising
So I'm not, do I hear fuck sake?
Give me a breakbennisboy wrote:
No, I guess I'll let you have your cakejord wrote:
The ultimate burn would be not to partakebennisboy wrote:
So as I sit down here revising
The fact I'm bored is hardly surprising
So I'm not, do I hear fuck sake?
But you can't eat it, ooh heart-ache
Man that verse was a steaming pile of stooljord wrote:
Give me a breakbennisboy wrote:
No, I guess I'll let you have your cakejord wrote:
The ultimate burn would be not to partake
So I'm not, do I hear fuck sake?
But you can't eat it, ooh heart-ache
I aint no 14 stone fatty
did you here about that long lost Maazaratti?
Yeah i always wanted to use a car name in a duel
reviving this was a big mistake, you fuckin tool
Who says you're sick your friends inside your head?bennisboy wrote:
Man that verse was a steaming pile of stooljord wrote:
Give me a breakbennisboy wrote:
No, I guess I'll let you have your cake
But you can't eat it, ooh heart-ache
I aint no 14 stone fatty
did you here about that long lost Maazaratti?
Yeah i always wanted to use a car name in a duel
reviving this was a big mistake, you fuckin tool
That means shit, you'd have learnt that at school
On the mic I'm celebrated like raul
Whereas you're known as the april fool
When your girl sees me she cant help but drool
Cos she's got this thing called the foot rule
Guess what jord? Your dicks just too small
Oh my rhymes hit you hard like you're in a pub brawl
You shudda stayed out this thread and just put in a sick call
Cos they say I'm sick y'all
Jordy baby, or should I call you cuntjord wrote:
Who says you're sick your friends inside your head?bennisboy wrote:
Man that verse was a steaming pile of stooljord wrote:
Give me a break
I aint no 14 stone fatty
did you here about that long lost Maazaratti?
Yeah i always wanted to use a car name in a duel
reviving this was a big mistake, you fuckin tool
That means shit, you'd have learnt that at school
On the mic I'm celebrated like raul
Whereas you're known as the april fool
When your girl sees me she cant help but drool
Cos she's got this thing called the foot rule
Guess what jord? Your dicks just too small
Oh my rhymes hit you hard like you're in a pub brawl
You shudda stayed out this thread and just put in a sick call
Cos they say I'm sick y'all
shut the fuck up before i inject you full of lead
was that a penis insult, what are you in nursery
fuckin hell, i thought you were goin uni on that bursary
ya know, with all the other plebs that get their paper qualifications
shit men, get back to your stations
it's an invasion
infestation
this kid is infecting my nation
this stupidity, i expected nothing less
speak up, or are you breathless
im embarrassed of you
Uni pussy, go ahead sue.
Last edited by bennisboy (2009-01-16 13:15:55)
I'll just brush them off as I would a 12 year old calling me a "Gay poo"bennisboy wrote:
Jordy baby, or should I call you cuntjord wrote:
Who says you're sick your friends inside your head?bennisboy wrote:
Man that verse was a steaming pile of stool
That means shit, you'd have learnt that at school
On the mic I'm celebrated like raul
Whereas you're known as the april fool
When your girl sees me she cant help but drool
Cos she's got this thing called the foot rule
Guess what jord? Your dicks just too small
Oh my rhymes hit you hard like you're in a pub brawl
You shudda stayed out this thread and just put in a sick call
Cos they say I'm sick y'all
shut the fuck up before i inject you full of lead
was that a penis insult, what are you in nursery
fuckin hell, i thought you were goin uni on that bursary
ya know, with all the other plebs that get their paper qualifications
shit men, get back to your stations
it's an invasion
infestation
this kid is infecting my nation
this stupidity, i expected nothing less
speak up, or are you breathless
im embarrassed of you
Uni pussy, go ahead sue.
Truth is you're more annoying than james fucking blunt
So go ahead, give rapping a punt
Cos I see you as another publicity stunt.
You reckon you're the next biggie smalls?
Bit premature when you still dont have hair on your balls
To be honest, you're rhymes are wetter than niagara fucking falls
You're probably just choke as i recalls
I reckon you're a good case for a mental patient
You're mum shoulda taken an abortifacient
Dont know what the means?
You're outsmarted it seems
You're whole world is falling apart at the seams
I leave you crying like a fat kid who cant eat ice creams
Its cos you're lactose intolerant
But you see I'm wack-prose intolerant
I'll end this verse by calling you a batty-crease
Thats it, I'm out, peace
Last edited by <SS>SonderKommando (2009-01-16 14:24:30)
You cant convey any decent rythm in just text, so if you do any different patterns, it just doesnt work for MCing. Maybe if we recorced all our verses, but that would be lame.Uzique wrote:
You guys have the metrical symmetry of a landmine-formaldehyde victim.
End rhyming couplets =/= rapping.
Whack MC's!
You can't convey any decent rhythm in text?bennisboy wrote:
You cant convey any decent rythm in just text, so if you do any different patterns, it just doesnt work for MCing. Maybe if we recorced all our verses, but that would be lame.Uzique wrote:
You guys have the metrical symmetry of a landmine-formaldehyde victim.
End rhyming couplets =/= rapping.
Whack MC's!
Anyway tarique, if you're so brilliant lets see you write something
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Aite uzique,we all know about that shit, but how many MCs do you know that use iambic pentameter? I'm waiting...Uzique wrote:
You can't convey any decent rhythm in text?bennisboy wrote:
You cant convey any decent rythm in just text, so if you do any different patterns, it just doesnt work for MCing. Maybe if we recorced all our verses, but that would be lame.Uzique wrote:
You guys have the metrical symmetry of a landmine-formaldehyde victim.
End rhyming couplets =/= rapping.
Whack MC's!
Anyway tarique, if you're so brilliant lets see you write something
L O L.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scansion
Take a cursory look at that, it sums up the building blocks of what gives all text/writing (which is meant to be read aloud, it is after all a penned language) intonation and 'rhythm'. Did you miss year 8 English classes or something? I thought everyone at least talked about well-known 'natural' rhythms such as iambic pentameter in Shakespeare/poetry class. You know, unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable, the 'natural' sounding rhythm of the English language (iamb), whereas the Latin-speaking European countries like Italy and other classics tend for the dactylic meters because it suits their language and poetry better (stressed syllable followed by two unstressed syllables, you get the point blah blah...)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Metrical_feet
And I don't really care to exhibit any form of 'brilliance' by dissing each other's cock sizes whilst bragging up my girl-abilities. BF2s become a fratboy house now or something? Or a school playground?
Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-17 05:57:48)
Lol, that was pretty much the worse one in the thread. You sue showed us Tarique, I am in awe of your talentUzique wrote:
yo yo yo
ur so whack ur like melting snow
oh shi- wen u read my flow
know u gota go
yeah yeah yeah
its chico time
my rhymin skillz are sublime
mah end rhyme couplets be gettin u all hot
cuz you ur verses betray a hole lot;
skilleth demanded not.
Pretty much all successful rappers and beat poets used rhythm and proper metred verse to make their shit 100x better. Kinda hard to recognise that nowadays when the bar is set as low as Channel U ghetto rats from Hounslow thinking they're the next Tupac-Wordsworth extraordinaire.
Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-17 06:08:37)
haha, see that just shows me how ignorant you are. Its modern day poetry, times change and so do the arts tarique. I'm guessing you've not even heard either of them.Uzique wrote:
I'm in awe of your idiocy so it's all mutual.
"Skilleth demanded not" at the end, really shows I'm gunning for a hardcore serious attempt. Why would I even degrade myself in trying to emulate some nigra-sport for chavs and self-fancied poets/beat speakers that don't even possess a simulacrum of ability? Jehst and Sway, rhythm and technique? Haha, I'm going to bow out of this thread, you're fucking crazy. Saul Williams, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg- that's a mastery of rhythm, timing and 'technique', some brap-brapper from Shitham making whack rhymes in a cheesy accent is not.
Serious post is serious.Uzique wrote:
I'm in awe of your idiocy so it's all mutual.
"Skilleth demanded not" at the end, really shows I'm gunning for a hardcore serious attempt. Why would I even degrade myself in trying to emulate some nigra-sport for chavs and self-fancied poets/beat speakers that don't even possess a simulacrum of ability? Jehst and Sway, rhythm and technique? Haha, I'm going to bow out of this thread, you're fucking crazy. Saul Williams, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg- that's a mastery of rhythm, timing and 'technique', some brap-brapper from Shitham making whack rhymes in a cheesy accent is not.
Do you really think the infantile shit you spew out above with badly-contrived primary school end rhyming is 'talented' or worth any applause? I sure showed you, "you" being the amazing guy that can get his 'Rhyming Basics #101' book out from his toybox and string together some non-metred and rhythmless "cat sat on the mat" lines? Non, nein, no.
Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-17 06:26:39)
read ages one to fiveUzique wrote:
No, not really. 'Modern poetry' exists and is doing just fine without the lkes of Jehst and his rasclaat brigade. What a fucking stupid argument, you really cannot win an argument claiming that MC'ing is "modern art" and the new mutation of poetry. Ezra Pound's post-modernism was a long fucking stretch but Jehst and the Channel U 'Kru' is one step too far at posturing the 'poetry' tag. Philip Larkin is modern poetry, hell most of the underground hip-hop scene is the latest modern equivalent of beat poetry (which I have no problem admitting or praising for rhyme/rhythm ability).
I love a lot of modern beat-poetry and hip-hop, you perceive me as some Neo-Classical Augustan that sees Romanticism as an exotic and daring version of poetry, but really I'm not. Spewing forth rhymes with rudimentary pre-school rhyming couplets takes no ability, the vast majority of MC'ing is ad-libbed verbal shit. Kinda becoming a different argument now that I don't care to follow, I'm perfectly fine listening to selective parts of hip-hop whilst reading real 'modern poetry' and indulging in actual modern 'beat poetry'. I thought this thread was a big joke, my tongue-in-cheek post reflects that. Now it's becoming apparent you actually think there's some talent and ability in what you're doing... it defies belief. It's not about ignorance, it's about discerning between mindless shite with no thought behind it and actual real recognisable talent. This thread and all of your contributions fall firmly into the former.
@ above poster: it's fun. You fuck off, cunt.
@ YouTube link, I can do it too, yay!
I'd still recommend the older beat-generation stuff over 'modern' any day though.
Hmmm, not sure about that, you need to beath this:jord wrote:
After reading the first 5 pages of this thread,
I pretty much win, go back to being dead.
Also, shall we just ignore tarique from now on, cos he's a cunt with no idea what he's talking about? Yeah I think we shouldbennisboy wrote:
Come on people!!!
It's like this thread's "gone fishin"
I give you all permission
To give me some competition
Tho my rhymes are hotter than nuclear fission
I'm like Jesus to this rap game
Word of mouth is how I spread my name
World wide I'm known as the saviour
So weak rappers best be on their best behaviour
I steal your girlfriend with a simple "hey ya"
I rule this town like I'm the mayor
I go by many names
This time its jesse james
The fastest spitter in the west
This thread aint even a contest
Look I got my hand up your girl's vest
It looks like the stuff I was spitten
Left her pretty smitten
She'd still want me even if I stamped on her kitten
This time I'm like neo from the matrix
But I dont use cheap stage tricks
I just activate my bullet time
Get even more lethal with my rhyme
But you cheap ass agents take the piss
I got one more line, like trinity said, "dodge this"
Last edited by bennisboy (2009-01-17 06:33:58)