You have to be joking SQA.

2009-01-07 10:21:30

#1

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6141|Carnoustie MASSIF

The SQA (Scottish Qualifications Authority), the Governing body for education material and exams in Scotland, has presented me with this in my course.

I am doing an HND (Higher National Certificate) in business management at college. It involves Marketing, Economics (), Communications (English tbh), Accounts and Finance, and now, this "IT".

It seems they just offer courses like this to get people out of unemployment and into education. The Government like good stats.

I missed 3 IT lectures through illness just before I came off on holiday, and that would be the first three lectures. I went in yesterday and said "Hi, I missed the first three lectures, can I get all the material I missed and do it all today" and my lecturer said "No, you won't be able to do three weeks work in one day". So she gave me each part I missed to work through at a time.

Here is an excerpt from the third, not the first, the THIRD page of the first booklet.

Using Software Applications Packages, D85F 34
Clicking the Mouse

To select an item, once you have pointed to it, you will have to click on of the mouse buttons. This will normally be the left mouse button. The left mouse button is used to select an item.

The right mouse button will normally offer a shortcut menu.

Double clicking
To select some items you will need to double click, which means pressing the left mouse button twice in rapid succession Two slow click will not select an item where double clicking is required. Double clicking can be quite difficult to master if you are new to mouse control, but keep trying. Don't be tempted to click harder! The lighter you click the better - remember you are not pressing a doorbell!

I did 5 weeks work in one day.

Last edited by SirSchloppy (2009-01-07 10:23:20)

2009-01-07 10:22:34

#2

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6660

lol

2009-01-07 10:24:54

#3

CTD-CaptainBuck: BLEEDING BLUE; +71|6779|Tenn

LOL. thats basically what college IT prep is here

2009-01-07 10:26:18

#4

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|5761|شمال

wtf? -lulz

الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic

2009-01-07 10:26:50

#5

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6481

Hahahaa.

BTEC ICT Diploma is the only ICT-based course I know of that goes any further than the Word/Excel/Access shite.

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2009-01-07 10:27:35

#6

ColCarnage: taw; +283|5606

What was the first page how to turn it on wtf?

2009-01-07 10:28:15

#7

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|5943|CA

I've been slamming those mouse buttons with my face this entire time...

2009-01-07 10:29:12

#8

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5799|Catherine Black

Lel, you're a retard on a retard course.

2009-01-07 10:30:17

#9

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6141|Carnoustie MASSIF

ColCarnage wrote:
What was the first page how to turn it on wtf?

Entering Your User Name and Password

When you have started your computer and switched on your monitor you will see the College's own login box appear.

1 Click in the box next to Name
2 Type in your user name
3 Click in the box next to Password
4 Type your password
5 Click OK

2009-01-07 10:32:48

#10

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6141|Carnoustie MASSIF

Finray wrote:
Lel, you're a retard on a retard course.

Higher education than you.

2009-01-07 10:33:19

#11

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6300|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

SirSchloppy wrote:
ColCarnage wrote:
What was the first page how to turn it on wtf?
Entering Your User Name and Password

When you have started your computer and switched on your monitor you will see the College's own login box appear.

1 Click in the box next to Name
2 Type in your user name
3 Click in the box next to Password
4 Type your password
5 Click OK

but how can i click on the box if i don't know how to click???????

2009-01-07 10:37:21

#12

FloppY_: +1,010|6297|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

I fucking hate that... makes me want to destroy the assignment and the crappy computers schools usually have

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2009-01-07 10:38:20

#13

bad-man: now say you sorry; +34|5859|one windy city

Using Software Applications Packages, D85F 34
Clicking the Mouse

To select an item, once you have pointed to it, you will have to click on of the mouse buttons. This will normally be the left mouse button. The left mouse button is used to select an item.

The right mouse button will normally offer a shortcut menu.

Double clicking
To select some items you will need to double click, which means pressing the left mouse button twice in rapid succession Two slow click will not select an item where double clicking is required. Double clicking can be quite difficult to master if you are new to mouse control, but keep trying. Don't be tempted to click harder! The lighter you click the better - remember you are not pressing a doorbell!

this manual is missing the part on triple clicking

2009-01-07 10:38:20

#14

ColCarnage: taw; +283|5606

cowami wrote:
SirSchloppy wrote:
ColCarnage wrote:
What was the first page how to turn it on wtf?
Entering Your User Name and Password

When you have started your computer and switched on your monitor you will see the College's own login box appear.

1 Click in the box next to Name
2 Type in your user name
3 Click in the box next to Password
4 Type your password
5 Click OK
but how can i click on the box if i don't know how to click???????

pime taradox and lol at how close i actually was

Last edited by ColCarnage (2009-01-07 10:43:55)

2009-01-07 16:18:53

#15

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6164|what

Have you tried switching it on and off again?

BF2S Forums You have to be joking SQA.

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