He's now in the 'I'm a Northern pussy and I can't even handle a lager-induced stomach ache' position.Gooners wrote:
I expect your now in the fetal positionjord wrote:
YepGooners wrote:
Jord have you moved from the position you spent the whole of yesterday in?
I was on mostly cider, like all true hard men.Uzique wrote:
He's now in the 'I'm a Northern pussy and I can't even handle a lager-induced stomach ache' position.Gooners wrote:
I expect your now in the fetal positionjord wrote:
Yep
Faggit!
There was a ratio of like 120 reasons not to go to 2 reasons to go.Gooners wrote:
Yeah because of your personal reason.
Which must have been that you were scared of getting bummed because we all know northeners are gays. Which meant the doctor would have had his way with you.
Hahajord wrote:
I was on mostly cider, like all true hard men.Uzique wrote:
He's now in the 'I'm a Northern pussy and I can't even handle a lager-induced stomach ache' position.Gooners wrote:
I expect your now in the fetal position
Faggit!
Oh and any Southerner would have gone to A and E and been a pussy, but I stayed, I stayed and kept my dignity. Something you southerners will never have.
South West, isn't that just loads of Grass and trees in which Dragon's Den Dragon Debra Meaden took over with a few million? Well can't be hard to talk you sheeple outta money down there, you have enough of it.Uzique wrote:
Hahajord wrote:
I was on mostly cider, like all true hard men.Uzique wrote:
He's now in the 'I'm a Northern pussy and I can't even handle a lager-induced stomach ache' position.
Faggit!
Oh and any Southerner would have gone to A and E and been a pussy, but I stayed, I stayed and kept my dignity. Something you southerners will never have.
Cider is a Southern drink, you wannabe nob. Come down round these 'ere parts where I'm from (South-West) and drink some real cider ya Strongbow/White Lightning drinking Northern rudeboy! Talk about A&E... pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff^12ttttt.
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Grass and trees > non-stop urban hellhole and smogjord wrote:
South West, isn't that just loads of Grass and trees in which Dragon's Den Dragon Debra Meaden took over with a few million? Well can't be hard to talk you sheeple outta money down there, you have enough of it.
Ya I went there.
Truth.Snake wrote:
Grass and trees > non-stop urban hellhole and smogjord wrote:
South West, isn't that just loads of Grass and trees in which Dragon's Den Dragon Debra Meaden took over with a few million? Well can't be hard to talk you sheeple outta money down there, you have enough of it.
Ya I went there.
Quality of our air > northern air
I find that the nice tang of industrialised air has a certain after-taste to which I have become accustomed. You keep your trees and your "Southern air"(Investigations should be run on this air, could be the cause of all that homosexuality you all suffer from). I'll be making sure the Scots don't cross over, cause without us, they'd walk all over Southern England.Snake wrote:
Grass and trees > non-stop urban hellhole and smogjord wrote:
South West, isn't that just loads of Grass and trees in which Dragon's Den Dragon Debra Meaden took over with a few million? Well can't be hard to talk you sheeple outta money down there, you have enough of it.
Ya I went there.
Quality of our air > northern air
Says the guy from NYC.12/f/taiwan wrote:
is dirty...phishman420 wrote:
Durty Soufffffffffffff
Definitely! Even when I go to that shithole of the south, aka Bristol, it is noticable. Haven't been to the Forest of Dean for a few years now, but just spent the day at Thornbury paintballing in a forestUzique wrote:
Truth.Snake wrote:
Grass and trees > non-stop urban hellhole and smogjord wrote:
South West, isn't that just loads of Grass and trees in which Dragon's Den Dragon Debra Meaden took over with a few million? Well can't be hard to talk you sheeple outta money down there, you have enough of it.
Ya I went there.
Quality of our air > northern air
Snake knows what I'm talking about if he's from the South-West, I'll take my pastoral outstanding Forest of Dean over your slag-pit Yorkshire shitmine town any day!
That after-taste is probably what removed the T's from your speechjord wrote:
I find that the nice tang of industrialised air has a certain after-taste to which I have become accustomed. You keep your trees and your "Southern air"(Investigations should be run on this air, could be the cause of all that homosexuality you all suffer from). I'll be making sure the Scots don't cross over, cause without us, they'd walk all over Southern England.
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We still have more wealth than you can imagine, for wealth is not money, wealth is happiness. Something you Southerners no little about, with your 400 grand 2 bedroom flats and your stupidly expensive pubs and restaurants. How many people kill themselves in London each year?Uzique wrote:
Do you prefer the Victorian age because that was the last era the North ever had any modicum of wealth or desirability? .
And, if trees and grass are boring... what are slag heaps, large-scale industrial shitholes and endlessly-sprawling council-house mining towns?
You only live once, and you can spent that life investing, then losing billions and killing yourself for the sake of numbers (see guy in USA). Or ya can spend it drinking, fighting, having fun, knocking up fat chicks, ripping southerners and generally enjoying life.Uzique wrote:
No wonder all you Northerners are on benefits, with your copout lazy-arse socialist "wealth is not money, wealth is happiness" mentality.
The Sheriff wrote:
We don't say Guv'nor, we don't have any gay people in the north, or metrosexuals, we invented gravy, have proper chippys, none of this sushi bar shit. Fuck. Also we're hard as nails we are up North.
Dont take that tone with me skittlesMekstizzle wrote:
Quiet, Colonel
If you have to remind yourself and tell everyone that you're hard as nails, you aren't.ColCarnage wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
We don't say Guv'nor, we don't have any gay people in the north, or metrosexuals, we invented gravy, have proper chippys, none of this sushi bar shit. Fuck. Also we're hard as nails we are up North.
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So what's an exotic car in the Sath?Uzique wrote:
Whahah only in the North are BMW's, Mercs, Jags and Lambos/Ferraris considered 'exotic cars'.M.O.A.B wrote:
Over the past few months I've been seeing all sorts of exotic cars fairly frequently, including things like Pontiacs, a McClaren SLR, loads of porsches, BMW's, Mercs, Jags, Ferraris, four Lambos, Corvettes, Mustangs and an old Lagonda, and considering I rarely go within 20 miles of my house only a couple of miles from Newcastle that's a fair number in a small area.Mint Sauce wrote:
South has me so automatically wins.
And has a better nice car:car ratio.
Read Snake's post on page 1, sums up my opinions aswell.
Take a trip to the millionaire golf belt of Surrey .
South > Narf.
Mekstizzle wrote:
I can't believe you said Pontiac as the first make in your list of exotic cars, just leave now
