Granted, but the true secret to immortality is eating your own *holeHavok wrote:
Granted, but while excersing by running around the block, your dog runs away and is hit by a semi.
I wish I was immortal.
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The penalty for not wishing something is, death by hanging by the balls and used as piñataDaggoth-UR-XXX wrote:
Granted: But your farts smell like roses and he makes you his slave to fart whenever he farts...
I don't wish for anything
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is he hanging from his penis?PeoNinja wrote:
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Wish granted. You go back in time and shoot your mother in the face. She never meets your dad and you, though a time paradox mishap cannot go back to your own time. Welcome to 1983.PeoNinja wrote:
I wish I could shoot someone in the face like Cheney and get away with it like him
Granted,but you find out (s)he's a shemaleHarmor wrote:
Wish granted. You go back in time and shoot your mother in the face. She never meets your dad and you, though a time paradox mishap cannot go back to your own time. Welcome to 1983.PeoNinja wrote:
I wish I could shoot someone in the face like Cheney and get away with it like him
I wish had asked the sandwich girl that worked at the deli near my work before she left for another job.
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Granted, but its broke and someone took a shit in it.blah wrote:
Granted,but you find out (s)he's a shemaleHarmor wrote:
Wish granted. You go back in time and shoot your mother in the face. She never meets your dad and you, though a time paradox mishap cannot go back to your own time. Welcome to 1983.PeoNinja wrote:
I wish I could shoot someone in the face like Cheney and get away with it like him
I wish had asked the sandwich girl that worked at the deli near my work before she left for another job.
I wish I get PS3
My life doesnt suck...thats why i want it to stay the same lololWar Man wrote:
Granted, but your life sucks
I wish I didn't find out that I get a ps3 for Christmas
Granted, however you pause along with time and you cannot un-pause it.Reddhedd wrote:
I wish i could pause time.
Wish granted but the batteries in ur remote run out and time is now permanately paused.Reddhedd wrote:
I wish i could pause time.
It works, but you use it too much and it blows up, sending the vast majority of your components into your legs, rendering you legless.Little BaBy JESUS wrote:
Wish granted but the batteries in ur remote run out and time is now permanately paused.Reddhedd wrote:
I wish i could pause time.
I wish my new graphics card would work
granted, but as you bend down to pick it up you hear someone exclaim "OVER NINE THOUSAND!" and are kicked in the face by an ill tempered Japanese man in spandex, who then takes the money.DoctaStrangelove wrote:
I wish that I found over nine-thousand dollars on the train.
Your wish is granted but you get bored of not having a backfireable wish and die.Stimey wrote:
All of a sudden
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Xbox has no gaems!!!
I wish my wish wouldn't backfire.
It doesn't, but in a completely separate and unrelated incident a meteorite hits you in the shoulder, and you have to writhe on the ground with a huge chunck of your body obliterated as you painfully bleed to death.Stimey wrote:
All of a sudden
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Xbox has no gaems!!!
I wish my wish wouldn't backfire.
your thread gets revived, but the mcminty travels back in time and closes it again, thus creating a vicious circle of thread open and closing.Gooners wrote:
ur internets fail due to heavy storms, therefore u fail
i wish my thread was revived
Damn this is a good cig.Reddhedd wrote:
Granted, but you die of spontaneous lung cancer.
I wish that my wish would not wish.
It's opposite day remember, so all your wishes are anti-wishes.Reddhedd wrote:
The steering wheel is infected with ebola. ouch.
I wish that opposite day never reversed my wish that did not wish so it didnt wish.