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http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article … d=11702825

MSN wrote:

'Butt Bandit' gets jail sentence

A man dubbed the "Butt Bandit" for making greasy imprints of his abdomen on windows has been sentenced to more than a year in jail.

Police in the city of Valentine, in Nebraska, US, caught 35-year-old Thomas Larvie in the act last month.

Larvie was sentenced to 13 and a half months in jail after being convicted of eight misdemeanour counts of public indecency and one of disturbing the peace.
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Kez
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Oh bum!!
phishman420
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What an ass.
FatherTed
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Kez
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Har har har jokes were flying!!
1927
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He won't be able to do this on his release from jail in 13 months time with as much ease I'd imagine.  (Im going to use the joke again, nobody seemed to laugh at it last week) but his ass will probably resemble the Japanese Flag and each time 'he drops his dags'(thats for our Aussie cousins) he will probably get arf a dozen chaps offering a salute as the flag appears.


Just to help some of you poor souls who arn't as well educated as my fine self below is the Japanese Flag.
https://www.bnsc.gov.uk/assets/channels/education/se/the_sun_jap_flag.jpg

And here are some Japanese soldiers standing to attention saluting
https://www.picturehistory.com/images/products/0/4/4/prod_4439.jpg

Last edited by 1927 (2008-12-10 01:30:45)

Varegg
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lmao ...

He should expect a shitstorm of ass-jokes from his jail mates
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I'm glad he's caught. We should all have drinks to celebrate. Bottoms up everyone!

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that was on conan last night
1927
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CosmoKramer wrote:

that was on conan last night
What was? And whats Conan?  Oh I do know what last night was btw , thats about it though.
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phishman420 wrote:

What an ass.
I see what you did there.
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1927 wrote:

CosmoKramer wrote:

that was on conan last night
What was? And whats Conan?  Oh I do know what last night was btw , thats about it though.
I would assume the OP. Conan Obrian the talk show host.
1927
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MysteryJake wrote:

1927 wrote:

CosmoKramer wrote:

that was on conan last night
What was? And whats Conan?  Oh I do know what last night was btw , thats about it though.
I would assume the OP. Conan Obrian the talk show host.
Oh right ok, thanks
Jenspm
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that's a shit story.
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making greasy imprints of his abdomen on windows
imprints of his abdomen
abdomen
WTF!!!
bennisboy
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wtf, a year in jail?
my arse!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6009|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Jenspm wrote:

that's a shit story.
Yeah but even so it cracks me up.

You'd Scphincter find it funny wouldnt you?
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Guys, stop those shitty jokes already....



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A-a-a-alliteration!!!
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He'll be INprinted when his "abdomen" gets in possession of 260lbs brotha named Bubba
CammRobb
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How is this in any way connected to a man who likes to rub his bum on windows?
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Ass? Shit? Japanese?

GG Google.
CanadianLoser
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ass. bum. butt. bottom. rear end.
Bevo
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A whole year in jail? He sure got the ass end of that deal.

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Mr.Dooomed
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I bet there are a lot of cheeks that would find that funny.
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