dating tips

2008-12-01 13:21:14

#51

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6757|Scotland

ShadowsStrike wrote:
Zimmer wrote:
ShadowsStrike wrote:
Everyone is saying be confident...but don't be TOOOOO confident. There is a line between confidence and arrogance. Ask questions, but not "interview" questions (someone else said that, I think it was bennis). Don't overdress. And be funny BTW - A bit of light piss taking is not a problem. The first time out with my girlfriend, she walked into a tree. I didn't laugh my arse of in front of her, but took the piss a little bit
Dude, I would have just died with laughter. Well, I wouldn't have asked out such a girl anyway.
I was so close too. First time meeting her and it was so tense...and then she did that.

Haha. I am sure that really broke the ice.

Yeah, some of these guys do have some great advice, but in the end what happens...happens. You can prepare all you like, but after all, you will be faced with walls and will have to get around them. You will have to see for yourself how the date goes, we can only help so much, but everything is really up to you. You may fuck up, you may turn out to be an ass to her. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Pull yourself together and take that bitch on!

2008-12-01 13:22:32

#52

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6327|England

Zimmer wrote:
ShadowsStrike wrote:
Zimmer wrote:

Dude, I would have just died with laughter. Well, I wouldn't have asked out such a girl anyway.
I was so close too. First time meeting her and it was so tense...and then she did that.
Haha. I am sure that really broke the ice.

Yeah, some of these guys do have some great advice, but in the end what happens...happens. You can prepare all you like, but after all, you will be faced with walls and will have to get around them. You will have to see for yourself how the date goes, we can only help so much, but everything is really up to you. You may fuck up, you may turn out to be an ass to her. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Pull yourself together and take that bitch on!

This!!

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2008-12-01 17:12:23

#53

Tripulaci0n: Member; +14|6157

Basically relax as if you're talking to a good friend obviously watch what you say but have that relaxed look feel tone of voice etc

2008-12-01 18:35:16

#54

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6494|Connecticut

do the naked man. it works 2 out of three times.

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2008-12-01 21:50:56

#55

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6717

Expect the best, but PREPARE for the worst, remember murphy's law kiddies.

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2008-12-02 06:28:13

#56

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|6697|NJ

Bottom line is just have fun.. If you're having fun she'll be having fun and it will either
A. Work out
B. Not work out cause she's boring..

By the way how did it work out?

2008-12-02 07:38:13

#57

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6501|so randum

FatherTed wrote:
get shitfaced and stick ur dick in her

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2008-12-02 07:40:21

#58

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6675|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FatherTed wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
get shitfaced and stick ur dick in her

or, go one step further

get shitfaced and stick ur dick in her ear

lol @ advert. A babyname etc website. Im sure thats not how my lil un came along.

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2008-12-02 07:41:23

#59

Ultimatrox: Member; +38|6234|Netherlands

FatherTed wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
get shitfaced and stick ur dick in her

haha

2008-12-02 10:42:02

#60

Ultimatrox: Member; +38|6234|Netherlands

FatherTed wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
get shitfaced and stick ur dick in her

Works 8/10 times amirite

2008-12-02 13:03:19

#61

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|5934|United States

cpt.fass1 wrote:
Bottom line is just have fun.. If you're having fun she'll be having fun and it will either
A. Work out
B. Not work out cause she's boring..

By the way how did it work out?

haven't done it yet, will do it probably by the end of the week

2008-12-02 13:15:48

#62

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|5721|Gulf Coast

getting dating tips off of a gaming forum..........good call

/facepalm

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2008-12-02 13:37:03

#63

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|5934|United States

DrPeePeeFace wrote:
getting dating tips off of a gaming forum..........good call

/facepalm

lol i don't see whats wrong with it, plenty of normal people on here. Hell, i don't even play games anymore, and i come back.

2008-12-02 13:44:21

#64

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6327|England

DrPeePeeFace wrote:
getting dating tips off of a gaming forum..........good call

/facepalm

It would be a bad call if everyone on the forum was your stereotypical nerd. As it happens they aren't People like bennis know their stuff when it comes to women, and doing the best you can with them.

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2008-12-02 13:49:22

#65

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6757|Scotland

ShadowsStrike wrote:
DrPeePeeFace wrote:
getting dating tips off of a gaming forum..........good call

/facepalm
It would be a bad call if everyone on the forum was your stereotypical nerd. As it happens they aren't People like bennis know their stuff when it comes to women, and doing the best you can with them.

Tbh, he treated me like shit.

2008-12-02 14:15:37

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SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6569|Mountains of NC

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2008-12-02 14:17:01

#67

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6633

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2008-12-02 15:05:34

#68

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|6697|NJ

It's not 1980 anymore, gamers are taking over the world and the women...

My girl right now is a 9.5 to a 10, an ex-modle(I'm 32 she's 28) and totally awesome..

So as i said just make sure you're having fun, cause if you're having not having fun she won't be having fun.. Bottom line that's how it rolls, don't be all dinner and movie guy, take her somewhere you enjoy and would go without her..

I've got a few years and ever time I've gone out and didn't really care about the end result but had fun.. It's every time ended up in Knocking Boots if you know what I mean..

2008-12-02 15:23:58

#69

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|6697|NJ

Hahaha I saw this in the thread about a dirty bomb and got confused and thought it was this one..

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2008-12-03 03:55:55

#70

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6501|so randum

FatherTed wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
get shitfaced and stick ur dick in her

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-12-03 06:39:56

#71

Tripulaci0n: Member; +14|6157

cpt.fass1 wrote:
It's not 1980 anymore, gamers are taking over the world and the women...

My girl right now is a 9.5 to a 10, an ex-modle(I'm 32 she's 28) and totally awesome..

So as i said just make sure you're having fun, cause if you're having not having fun she won't be having fun.. Bottom line that's how it rolls, don't be all dinner and movie guy, take her somewhere you enjoy and would go without her..

I've got a few years and ever time I've gone out and didn't really care about the end result but had fun.. It's every time ended up in Knocking Boots if you know what I mean..

Stop wasting time and wife her

2008-12-03 07:02:33

#72

Bevo: Nah; +718|6522|Austin, Texas

All the help you'll ever need

TBH.

2008-12-03 07:17:36

#73

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6389|New York

Take her back to your house so she can clean your room. She'll need those skills for when she becomes your wife.

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2008-12-03 12:19:58

#74

simmy.uk: Member; +117|6439

go in hard and deep, just like in the sack

2008-12-03 12:23:39

#75

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

To be honest I'd just get her when she pulls her keys out to go into her house/flat rather than walking home. One, it's warmer and easier to get a boner, and 2, people aren't walking around. If she screams, just use the tape you bought. And wear your balaclava.

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