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FatherTed wrote:

North Britain v South Britain.

North wins.

"Why FatherTed" i hear you all cry! well children, in the South, they drive Audi TT's, drink white wine/lambrini, and speak funny

In the North, we drink real stuff, drive proper cars (read: not a shitty hairdressers car), and speak like proper people speak.

Discuss.

Damm straight, unlike those pansy southerners

I don't know tbh. I'm in the north but I don't like parts of Manchester and all of Liverpool but in my experience people in the south aren't as friendly up here tbh.

Edit: shit Kerry Katona was born in the north

South it is.

Last edited by Toilet Sex (2008-11-29 16:20:46)

Toilet Sex wrote:

I don't know tbh. I'm in the north but I don't like parts of Manchester and all of Liverpool but in my experience people in the south aren't as friendly up here tbh.

It's cause they're all deeply annoyed with their deep rooted psychological problems.

Problems that are caused by a lack of real alcohol/cars/voices/heterosexuality/not being wankers.

Seriously, its true.

Gooners wrote:

South Britain

If you disagree then you are homosexual.

Says the Canuck, also, the south has the highest proportion of non heterosexuals per capita than anywhere else.

Mekstizzle wrote:

No actually it's you guys who speak funny

and another thing, up north have people called scousers

and up north has bradford

and down south has essex. and london. and essex. and essex. and wankers.

No actually San Fran comes first, then Paris, then all those East/South East Asian countries, THEN it's us, so stfu

Toilet Sex wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

No actually it's you guys who speak funny

and another thing, up north have people called scousers

and up north has bradford

Brighton

Touche...

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2008-11-29 16:23:39)

FatherTed wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

No actually it's you guys who speak funny

and another thing, up north have people called scousers

and up north has bradford

and down south has essex. and london. and essex. and essex. and wankers.

I'm an Essex boy so stfu

amirite skittles?

Mekstizzle wrote:

No actually San Fran comes first, then Paris, then all those East/South East Asian countries, THEN it's us, so stfu

Toilet Sex wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

No actually it's you guys who speak funny

and another thing, up north have people called scousers

and up north has bradford

Brighton

Touche...

I admit though scousers don't help our case here

Gooners wrote:

lolscousers, and yes it's u lot who speak funny

hybrid frenchie

urrrrrggggh

We'll see how this topic goes I think...

1) GTFO... South > North.

2) Where is the North/South divide line for this "debate"?


- How can the South "talk funny" when the North have Scousers and Geordies?
- Never mind the disappearance of the word "The" at Junction 25 of the M1. Have fun buying stuff, like, say, the film/book of "The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe", or "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" (yes, Michel McIntyre is )
- I would hardly call Newcastle Brown Ale "real stuff" either.
- Proper cars? Define a proper car. Speaking of which, what car do you drive? *cough*
- Best Universities: Cambridge and Oxford, are both in the south.
- Southern weather > Northern weather
- If the South is so shit, why do you all proceed to come South for the summer?
- Health expectancy in the South > North
- Nice areas to live > Shit filled streets, council estates & industrial parks

Granted, we have London and Brighton, but hey, we have to have some places to keep the Southern shites in

gtfo wales isn't even real, it's a principality

vas te faire enculi