Why do you like assholes so much?gene_pool wrote:
I think we could get on with each other very well.Noobeater wrote:
I'm an asshole alot of the time
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I have this ability to get an entire chat room yelling at me or if there is a moderator online at the time to get me banned while not having a clue why.
I always wake up 5 minutes before my alarm clock goes offHarmor wrote:
What are you superpowers?
My superpower is the ability to know when the Microwave is at or near 0 without looking at it. Set it at 2:22...I stop it at 2-3 seconds left without looking.
I can also wake up 1-2 minutes before my alarm clock goes off. All I need to do is make sure I see my clock radio before I goto bed.
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I tend to make lucky guesses.
Edit: I am also a bit stealthy, sometimes when someone turns around real quick and I just move a few inches out of my spot in the open they wonder where I'm at yet i am at their side or behind them lol.
Edit: I am also a bit stealthy, sometimes when someone turns around real quick and I just move a few inches out of my spot in the open they wonder where I'm at yet i am at their side or behind them lol.
Last edited by War Man (2008-11-21 21:12:37)
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
what the fuckWar Man wrote:
Edit: I am also a bit stealthy, sometimes when someone turns around real quick and I just move a few inches out of my spot in the open they wonder where I'm at yet i am at their side or behind them lol.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Beats me, sometimes people just don't notice me until I speak outhaffeysucks wrote:
what the fuckWar Man wrote:
Edit: I am also a bit stealthy, sometimes when someone turns around real quick and I just move a few inches out of my spot in the open they wonder where I'm at yet i am at their side or behind them lol.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
if thats true, practice-practice-practice.War Man wrote:
Beats me, sometimes people just don't notice me until I speak outhaffeysucks wrote:
what the fuckWar Man wrote:
Edit: I am also a bit stealthy, sometimes when someone turns around real quick and I just move a few inches out of my spot in the open they wonder where I'm at yet i am at their side or behind them lol.
those of us that can move without being seen or heard are very lucky, but you will lose that ability if you dont use it....a lot.
i learned from some old head indians out in the woods....they even taught me how to move silently through dead leaves
I want to hear this storyParker wrote:
i learned from some old head indians out in the woods....they even taught me how to move silently through dead leaves
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I know how to do that, you sidestep right? Thanks for the advice by the way, I probably will need to use it in the future.Parker wrote:
if thats true, practice-practice-practice.War Man wrote:
Beats me, sometimes people just don't notice me until I speak outhaffeysucks wrote:
what the fuck
those of us that can move without being seen or heard are very lucky, but you will lost that ability if you dont use it....a lot.
i learned from some old head indians out in the woods....they even taught me how to move silently through dead leaves
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
see Nasty Man
i was....13/14 probably...somewhere around there.Mutantsteak wrote:
I want to hear this storyParker wrote:
i learned from some old head indians out in the woods....they even taught me how to move silently through dead leaves
anyway, my ancestor who was an indian fighter was adopted into the shawnee tribe, back in the late 1700s.
every year they have this festival for him up in northern kentucky, and i attend because im one of the last direct descendants. he fought the shawnees almost constantly...it got to the point where the shawnees actually considered him protected by their god....they stopped shooting at him...would literally walk away from him in a fight. there are numerous accounts of people next to him being shot and killed, but not him because they thought he was under the protection of "Moneto", and didnt bother to waste ammo anymore.
anyway, i was up at that festival and some shawnee elders/historians decided that i was under the same protection of "Moneto" (meaning they dont think that their god will allow them to harm me), and did a little adoption ceremony.
after that, they let me in on almost all the councils they have up there...the older guys really like me for some reason...they took me out and taught me a bunch of stuff i would have never learned;
moving without being seen or heard, how to tell if its going to rain by studying the trees, tracking/evasion, how to throw a tomahawk/knife, how to construct/shoot a tradition bow...all sorts of really fun things. still have the first pair of moccasins they made me...and they still fit LOL!
expand on the moving without being seen or heard please, and how do you tell if its going to rain by studying the trees? (unless you vowed to a secrecy with the tribe elders )Parker wrote:
i was....13/14 probably...somewhere around there.Mutantsteak wrote:
I want to hear this storyParker wrote:
i learned from some old head indians out in the woods....they even taught me how to move silently through dead leaves
anyway, my ancestor who was an indian fighter was adopted into the shawnee tribe, back in the late 1700s.
every year they have this festival for him up in northern kentucky, and i attend because im one of the last direct descendants. he fought the shawnees almost constantly...it got to the point where the shawnees actually considered him protected by their god....they stopped shooting at him...would literally walk away from him in a fight. there are numerous accounts of people next to him being shot and killed, but not him because they thought he was under the protection of "Moneto", and didnt bother to waste ammo anymore.
anyway, i was up at that festival and some shawnee elders/historians decided that i was under the same protection of "Moneto" (meaning they dont think that their god will allow them to harm me), and did a little adoption ceremony.
after that, they let me in on almost all the councils they have up there...the older guys really like me for some reason...they took me out and taught me a bunch of stuff i would have never learned;
moving without being seen or heard, how to tell if its going to rain by studying the trees, tracking/evasion, how to throw a tomahawk/knife, how to construct/shoot a tradition bow...all sorts of really fun things. still have the first pair of moccasins they made me...and they still fit LOL!
moving without being seen in the woods is pretty easy.
stick to trees/shrubs/bushes....remember that people are fooled by their eyes. shadows and trees moving in the wind are very effective at masking unnatural movements.
of course camo helps, but those are the basics.
now moving silently is a whole different game. pretty much everyone does it differently, but ill tell you how i do it:
what makes noise when you are in the woods? the shit you step on.....be patient, and before every single time your foot touches the ground be SURE of what you are stepping on. i use my moccasins because they allow me to "feel" what is under my feet.
so say i want to get from point A to point B in the woods without being seen or heard...first i decide on the route....which way has the thickest undergrowth/shrubs/bushes/cover. once that is decided, every single move has a purpose. when i step, i point my toes towards the ground....kind of stab the ground with my toes...not stab as in stomp, but i get my toes UNDER whatever is there....sticks/leaves whatevers clever. once that is done, i can either stay on my toes to take the next step, or plant my entire foot ONCE I AM SURE THERE ISNT ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE NOISE.
patience is really the key...when you are learning, and even when you know what you are doing. sometimes a random breeze through the woods can mask all sorts of noises. rain is an immense help...not only to mask the sound, but it wears people down and they are naturally not as alert as they would be.
as for the tree/rain thing...
certain trees will show the under side of their leaves...the lighter color green. when you see that, you can pretty much bet on rain in the very near future...thats the easiest way to tell.
oh, and white oak bark makes a fire with little to no smoke and burns HOT!
stick to trees/shrubs/bushes....remember that people are fooled by their eyes. shadows and trees moving in the wind are very effective at masking unnatural movements.
of course camo helps, but those are the basics.
now moving silently is a whole different game. pretty much everyone does it differently, but ill tell you how i do it:
what makes noise when you are in the woods? the shit you step on.....be patient, and before every single time your foot touches the ground be SURE of what you are stepping on. i use my moccasins because they allow me to "feel" what is under my feet.
so say i want to get from point A to point B in the woods without being seen or heard...first i decide on the route....which way has the thickest undergrowth/shrubs/bushes/cover. once that is decided, every single move has a purpose. when i step, i point my toes towards the ground....kind of stab the ground with my toes...not stab as in stomp, but i get my toes UNDER whatever is there....sticks/leaves whatevers clever. once that is done, i can either stay on my toes to take the next step, or plant my entire foot ONCE I AM SURE THERE ISNT ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE NOISE.
patience is really the key...when you are learning, and even when you know what you are doing. sometimes a random breeze through the woods can mask all sorts of noises. rain is an immense help...not only to mask the sound, but it wears people down and they are naturally not as alert as they would be.
as for the tree/rain thing...
certain trees will show the under side of their leaves...the lighter color green. when you see that, you can pretty much bet on rain in the very near future...thats the easiest way to tell.
oh, and white oak bark makes a fire with little to no smoke and burns HOT!
Have 45 minute active conversations over the phone with somebody while still making perfect sense and being able to tell things accurately like time all while being completely asleep and not remembering anything (and no not while drunk).
You could write a book on this.
sleep in class/while listening to music and remember practically everything that happened. as in, if a teacher asks me a question that wakes me up, i can answer it 90% of the time. and i can usually name the last song that was playing while i was asleep.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I always know where the remote is...
Serious Flex
To magically produce $12.90 a month for my PC Powerplay magazine.
Extremely accurate sense of navigation. I don't need anything to get anywhere. My mind does it.
That and being impossible to influence.
That and being impossible to influence.
A-HA! I knew you're a ninja!Parker wrote:
moving without being seen in the woods is pretty easy.
stick to trees/shrubs/bushes....remember that people are fooled by their eyes. shadows and trees moving in the wind are very effective at masking unnatural movements.
of course camo helps, but those are the basics.
now moving silently is a whole different game. pretty much everyone does it differently, but ill tell you how i do it:
what makes noise when you are in the woods? the shit you step on.....be patient, and before every single time your foot touches the ground be SURE of what you are stepping on. i use my moccasins because they allow me to "feel" what is under my feet.
so say i want to get from point A to point B in the woods without being seen or heard...first i decide on the route....which way has the thickest undergrowth/shrubs/bushes/cover. once that is decided, every single move has a purpose. when i step, i point my toes towards the ground....kind of stab the ground with my toes...not stab as in stomp, but i get my toes UNDER whatever is there....sticks/leaves whatevers clever. once that is done, i can either stay on my toes to take the next step, or plant my entire foot ONCE I AM SURE THERE ISNT ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE NOISE.
patience is really the key...when you are learning, and even when you know what you are doing. sometimes a random breeze through the woods can mask all sorts of noises. rain is an immense help...not only to mask the sound, but it wears people down and they are naturally not as alert as they would be.
as for the tree/rain thing...
certain trees will show the under side of their leaves...the lighter color green. when you see that, you can pretty much bet on rain in the very near future...thats the easiest way to tell.
oh, and white oak bark makes a fire with little to no smoke and burns HOT!
i wish man...Ultrafunkula wrote:
A-HA! I knew you're a ninja!Parker wrote:
moving without being seen in the woods is pretty easy.
stick to trees/shrubs/bushes....remember that people are fooled by their eyes. shadows and trees moving in the wind are very effective at masking unnatural movements.
of course camo helps, but those are the basics.
now moving silently is a whole different game. pretty much everyone does it differently, but ill tell you how i do it:
what makes noise when you are in the woods? the shit you step on.....be patient, and before every single time your foot touches the ground be SURE of what you are stepping on. i use my moccasins because they allow me to "feel" what is under my feet.
so say i want to get from point A to point B in the woods without being seen or heard...first i decide on the route....which way has the thickest undergrowth/shrubs/bushes/cover. once that is decided, every single move has a purpose. when i step, i point my toes towards the ground....kind of stab the ground with my toes...not stab as in stomp, but i get my toes UNDER whatever is there....sticks/leaves whatevers clever. once that is done, i can either stay on my toes to take the next step, or plant my entire foot ONCE I AM SURE THERE ISNT ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE NOISE.
patience is really the key...when you are learning, and even when you know what you are doing. sometimes a random breeze through the woods can mask all sorts of noises. rain is an immense help...not only to mask the sound, but it wears people down and they are naturally not as alert as they would be.
as for the tree/rain thing...
certain trees will show the under side of their leaves...the lighter color green. when you see that, you can pretty much bet on rain in the very near future...thats the easiest way to tell.
oh, and white oak bark makes a fire with little to no smoke and burns HOT!
its all just knowledge and practice.
Undetected_Killer wrote:
I have the ability to crash anything I am riding on/driving into a parked vehicle.***
***Only when alcohol is involved.
Same as War Man's stealthy bit, minus the weird jumping to the side part.
Sometimes I'm reading in the living room, and someone walks through it, checks my room, and walks back wondering where I am.
Also, I unintentionally sneak up on people, apparently.
Double also: nice revive.
Sometimes I'm reading in the living room, and someone walks through it, checks my room, and walks back wondering where I am.
Also, I unintentionally sneak up on people, apparently.
Double also: nice revive.
Did u manage either yet?okashii wrote:
You stole his Hax!!!!!Obiwan wrote:
lol, I do what you said all the time.
My superpowers : I'm 21 and I'm sill a virgin - beat that
oh, and also I have never in my life been drunk
I can get the 100th post in threads, or the 100th page in some of the larger ones.
