dont worry dude, a girl will never get pregnant with her first.
factGod Save the Queen wrote:
dont worry dude, a girl will never get pregnant with her first.
/waits for the "no way my girl was a virgin when we met" lulzGod Save the Queen wrote:
dont worry dude, a girl will never get pregnant with her first.
Those are some terrifying statistics.DonFck wrote:
So she's on the pill. And you are certain that neither of you have STD:s? And you don't have any other partners (read: cheating)? Then go ahead and do the deed without the rubber.
Allow me to clarify this to you:
Probability of pregnancy in one year (linky)
Method Theoretical if the method is always used perfectly In practice, including for example that a condom can break or that one forgets to take a contraceptive pill No contraceptive 85% 85% Coitus interruptus (Withdrawing the penis before ejaculation) 9% 40% Diaphragm 5% 18% Contraceptive pill 3% 3% Prophylactic condom 2% 12% Combination of contraceptive pill and condom 0% 0,4% IUD 0,6% 0,8% Hormone implantation 0,2% 0,2% Female sterilization 0,2% 0,4% Depo-provera 0,3% 0,3% Male sterilization 0,1% 0,15% Abstention from sex 0% 0%
Fuck, tables are a bitch to make.
As you can see, the pill is enough. But whenever you're having sex with someone new/random etc., you can't be sure that your partner is STD-free. and the only thing that protects you from those, is 1) wrapping it up tight with a rubber or 2) not doing it (ya, like that'll happen )
If she wouldn't be on the pill and you should happen to break the condom and ejaculate inside, there are always "post coital contraceptives", which basically consist of a pill that the girl takes at 24-48 hours after the "oops". It's expensive (prolly around 20€) and fucks up the girls hormone balance completely for a while, so don't rely on it, ever.
condoms take away ALL the sensation
Fact is a flight of stairs is a great birth control method.. It's just that the pharmaceutical companies don't want you to stop using there products
Constantly crying babies that are hungry and are forcing you to work two shitty jobs as a teenager to even be able to afford to raise a kid and your parents kicked you out of the house, getting taken to jail because you dropped the kid off at the dumpster outside McDonald's or baked it in the oven take away ALL the sensationGod Save the Queen wrote:
condoms take away ALL the sensation
Or a swift cunt punt.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Fact is a flight of stairs is a great birth control method.. It's just that the pharmaceutical companies don't want you to stop using there products
Why things other than condoms. Just tool up if you don't want her preggers ffs. Easiest option. And what the hell are you talking about most expensive? Unless you're going for some crazy flavoured vibrating ribbed trojan rainbow coloured whatever the fuck they're doing these days type of condom.GodFather wrote:
Also, I'm talking about things other than condoms, I know condoms are the most expensive and the best thing for disease prevention but I know I'm my girlfriends first sexual partner for anything... And the girls ive hooked up with before, well I was their first too (everything besides sex)
That didn't even make sense, I think you were going to explain why you don't want to use condoms but then you go and talk about something that's irrelevant.I know condoms are the most expensive and the best thing for disease prevention but I know I'm my girlfriends first sexual partner for anything
Basically, listen to what Ted said. Learn from his mistakes, they don't call him FatherTed for no reason y'know
dude, youre a guy, you dont have to worry bout that shit.mtb0minime wrote:
Constantly crying babies that are hungry and are forcing you to work two shitty jobs as a teenager to even be able to afford to raise a kid and your parents kicked you out of the house, getting taken to jail because you dropped the kid off at the dumpster outside McDonald's or baked it in the oven take away ALL the sensationGod Save the Queen wrote:
condoms take away ALL the sensation
Abortion/Adoption.mtb0minime wrote:
Constantly crying babies that are hungry and are forcing you to work two shitty jobs as a teenager to even be able to afford to raise a kid and your parents kicked you out of the house, getting taken to jail because you dropped the kid off at the dumpster outside McDonald's or baked it in the oven take away ALL the sensationGod Save the Queen wrote:
condoms take away ALL the sensation
hit it, split it and quit it
Anyone here know of any good places to get dance lessons?
I want to be prepared for when I show up on the Maury show
I want to be prepared for when I show up on the Maury show
When doing a pregnant chick is that a technical threesome?
Fuck up, thats a wee bit close to heart.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Why things other than condoms. Just tool up if you don't want her preggers ffs. Easiest option. And what the hell are you talking about most expensive? Unless you're going for some crazy flavoured vibrating ribbed trojan rainbow coloured whatever the fuck they're doing these days type of condom.GodFather wrote:
Also, I'm talking about things other than condoms, I know condoms are the most expensive and the best thing for disease prevention but I know I'm my girlfriends first sexual partner for anything... And the girls ive hooked up with before, well I was their first too (everything besides sex)That didn't even make sense, I think you were going to explain why you don't want to use condoms but then you go and talk about something that's irrelevant.I know condoms are the most expensive and the best thing for disease prevention but I know I'm my girlfriends first sexual partner for anything
Basically, listen to what Ted said. Learn from his mistakes, they don't call him FatherTed for no reason y'know
It's like getting fucked, and being given a blowjob all at the same timecpt.fass1 wrote:
When doing a pregnant chick is that a technical threesome?
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Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
the mother of my only child was taking birth control (supposidly) when I got her pregnant. no doubt my daughter is the best thing that ever happend to me. to bad I was about to break up with her mother the day she told me she was pregnant >/
Just curious, in those kinds of cases is it possible to get out of paying child support? If she said she was on birth control and then turned out she was lying, that could be something? Meh, probably not.Christbane wrote:
the mother of my only child was taking birth control (supposidly) when I got her pregnant. no doubt my daughter is the best thing that ever happend to me. to bad I was about to break up with her mother the day she told me she was pregnant >/
Once again GodFather, connies are always a safe bet...
(No, this isn't a shot at you Christbane)
Where Emotions, Hormones, and Motherhood are concerned, Women don't necessarily feel the need to tell the truth.mtb0minime wrote:
Just curious, in those kinds of cases is it possible to get out of paying child support? If she said she was on birth control and then turned out she was lying, that could be something? Meh, probably not.
They can lie, exaggerate, and flat out make shit up from nowhere - and it's perfectly justified (in their mind) if it gets them what they want in regards to emotions/hormones/motherhood.
That's just the rules. Ask anyone that's been through a divorce, or has dated more than 5 women.
Ignorance of those rules doesn't get you out of responsibility.
Edit: And if you find a woman who's not like that - hang on to her until she is like that. Then get rid of her - quickly.
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FatherTed wrote:
Fuck up, thats a wee bit close to heart.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Why things other than condoms. Just tool up if you don't want her preggers ffs. Easiest option. And what the hell are you talking about most expensive? Unless you're going for some crazy flavoured vibrating ribbed trojan rainbow coloured whatever the fuck they're doing these days type of condom.GodFather wrote:
Also, I'm talking about things other than condoms, I know condoms are the most expensive and the best thing for disease prevention but I know I'm my girlfriends first sexual partner for anything... And the girls ive hooked up with before, well I was their first too (everything besides sex)That didn't even make sense, I think you were going to explain why you don't want to use condoms but then you go and talk about something that's irrelevant.I know condoms are the most expensive and the best thing for disease prevention but I know I'm my girlfriends first sexual partner for anything
Basically, listen to what Ted said. Learn from his mistakes, they don't call him FatherTed for no reason y'know
I was gonna write "GodFather, we'll see if that becomes a reality" but then a God Father isn't necessarily a real father. Than again, in Father Ted, he wasn't a real father either, that was more of a Church thing right (never watched the show).
Maybe I'm just thinking about this too much
I end my statement with an apology to you, followed by a "u suck ted" followed by a "fuck right off wanker" followed by a "<3"
Pulling out is not a good way, i know personally about that...no kid for me but a good scare.
Pills/Depo provera + Condoms is the best bet, considering that you prolly dont want to have operation to make you sterile at your age.
Pills/Depo provera + Condoms is the best bet, considering that you prolly dont want to have operation to make you sterile at your age.
I'll add to birth control methods:
Not using your real name - 100% effective
Not using your real name - 100% effective
The thing that scares me about birth control is that it's 97% effective, so if you have sex 100 times you'll get the girl pregnant 3 times. Ouch.
Actually, that stat is over a year of sex for an average woman. That is, 97% effective means:Tripulaci0n wrote:
The thing that scares me about birth control is that it's 97% effective, so if you have sex 100 times you'll get the girl pregnant 3 times. Ouch.
(1) Consider a sample of 100 women are on the pill
(2) These women have sex an average number of times, about 70 instances of sex during the year.
(3) At the end of the year, 3 out of the 100 women will be pregnant
For these 3 women, typically they became pregnant because they were not using the pill correctly or their reproductive system ignores the intent of the pill (for some women, the pill is ineffective even if taken properly).
Yet, most do not use it properly, and some women purposely avoid taking it because they want to get pregnant and or married (despite the wishes of their partner) ... which is why the actual rate is 93 to 97% effective (depending upon which study you reference).jamiet757 wrote:
HOWEVER!
The pill is effective over 99% of the time (not the 97% you heard) when used properly.
Women are forgetful and/or deceptive. If you're not ready for pregnancy, do yourself a favor and wrap up or use spermicide.
Two condoms don't work. It usually tears holes (just repeating what someone else said).