I feel like there is a worm in my anus

2008-11-03 16:01:00

#1

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6545|teh alien spaceshit

So, seriously.
I seem had a strange sensation of a worm moving in the edge of my anus for the last few weeks, on a random basis, each lasting 5 minutes long.
It seems to happen every once or twice a week.
Any ideas?

2008-11-03 16:02:08

#2

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6782|NYC / Hamburg

you're going to die a slow painful death while the evil possessed worm eats your insides

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2008-11-03 16:02:29

#3

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6558|tropical regions of london

anal herpes.

2008-11-03 16:02:46

#4

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6678|Tyne & Wear, England

Lovely.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-11-03 16:03:21

#5

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6744|Global Command

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2008-11-03 16:03:43

#6

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6752|Long Island, New York

max wrote:
you're going to die a slow painful death while the evil possessed worm eats your insides

this

2008-11-03 16:03:57

#7

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6668|The Twilight Zone

Maybe there really is one. Seriously, its not called a worm, its called something else but don't remeber what. Go see a doctor, its nothing serious if you have them but they will have to take them out. You get them if you don't clean yourself very well.

Last edited by .Sup (2008-11-03 16:04:16)

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2008-11-03 16:04:50

#8

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6715|so randum

wtf

this comes close to hurricats viagra thread

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2008-11-03 16:05:50

#9

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6766|Scotland

Go see a doctor as soon as you can.

also eat a load of crazy food and try and shit it out

2008-11-03 16:06:24

#10

GuliblGuy: Zulu son, what!?!; +79|7000|Anaheim, CA

Sounds like someone can eat whatever they want!

2008-11-03 16:06:28

#11

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6744|Global Command

Work your finger up thar good, see if you can feel anything.

2008-11-03 16:08:12

#12

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6790|London

Is it itching? If so you have threadworms. Some Mebendazole over the counter will sort you out.

2008-11-03 16:20:35

#13

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6976

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_worm

2008-11-03 16:21:22

#14

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6545|teh alien spaceshit

I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?

2008-11-03 16:21:47

#15

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6662|Boulder, CO

Aries_37 wrote:
Is it itching? If so you have threadworms. Some Mebendazole over the counter will sort you out.

Yep, i got that last year from some dodgy food. Itched like a motherfucker, doctor prescribed poisons did their job though.

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/articles/ar … icleId=362

Useful link on them.

Last edited by Noobeater (2008-11-03 16:23:38)

2008-11-03 16:22:59

#16

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6543

definitely go see an ass doctor. Unless...

ATG wrote:
Work your finger up thar good, see if you can feel anything.

^This sounds like fun to u

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-11-03 16:27:20

#17

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|6790|London

thtthht wrote:
I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?

Does it itch?

If it's threadworms it's not necessarily due to you having bad hygiene. Adults usually get it off little kids when they don't wash their hands and you eat something they come in contact with.

2008-11-03 16:28:21

#18

Whiplash: Future Aviator; +40|5995|Central Texas

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2008-11-03 16:35:56

#19

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6543

thtthht wrote:
strange sensation

Aries_37 wrote:
Adults usually get it off little kids.

thtthht wrote:
anus

Aries_37 wrote:
little kids.

thtthht wrote:
sensation

Aries_37 wrote:
contact

thtthht wrote:
my anus

ohhh im terrible

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-11-03 16:40:22

#20

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6766|Scotland

thtthht wrote:
I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?

Wait you scrub your ass with water and soap normally?

Or just now that you have a worm in your anus?

2008-11-03 16:48:11

#21

have fun as we all know the doctor is goin to probe you like no other

2008-11-03 16:50:30

#22

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7058|Alberta, Canada

Im_Dooomed wrote:
thtthht wrote:
strange sensation
Aries_37 wrote:
Adults usually get it off little kids.
thtthht wrote:
anus
Aries_37 wrote:
little kids.
thtthht wrote:
sensation
Aries_37 wrote:
contact
thtthht wrote:
my anus

ohhh im terrible

Don't let the FBI see this. BF2s and trackr will both be shut down.

2008-11-03 16:53:24

#23

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6341|So Cal

It's the Buttseks killer working at ya,... At first you're all... "Aw damn this feels good"... but then you're all... "Aww damn this feels too good!... ARGH!!!!"
...
Buttseks... shit happens.

2008-11-03 16:53:30

#24

im sure the FBI is really concerned with a gaming forum.
but yeah, have some taste Im_Dooomed!!! lol hehehe

2008-11-03 16:57:28

#25

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6932|Riva, MD

Must've eaten something weird. My friend who is from Vietnam pulled some such worm out of his butt before. Be careful that it doesn't break because I've heard that if it is a segmented worm then each segment is an egg.

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