So me and my mate were eating some Ferraro Rocher's and we'd each had an equal amount, however there was one left. Now we all know "Turn around touch the ground bagsy me" beats a simple "bagsy me". And we all know that "Tax it know spare keys" beats "Tax it". However does "Turn around touch the ground bagsy me" beat "Tax it no spare keys"?
Well me seeing the last chocolate was quick to jump up and shout at him as aggressively as I could "Tax last chocolate, no spare keys motherfucker". During that time my mate had launched into a frenzied 360 degree spin whilst shouting "Turn around touch the ground bagsy last chocolate". Now having finished our taxing and bagsying respectively, we both went for the chocolate thinking we had overall right to the last chocolate. We then said "WTF are you doing" to eachother and commenced a 3 hour debate on who had won. The only way to solve this is by a vote, cause fuck those chocolates are expensive...
Well me seeing the last chocolate was quick to jump up and shout at him as aggressively as I could "Tax last chocolate, no spare keys motherfucker". During that time my mate had launched into a frenzied 360 degree spin whilst shouting "Turn around touch the ground bagsy last chocolate". Now having finished our taxing and bagsying respectively, we both went for the chocolate thinking we had overall right to the last chocolate. We then said "WTF are you doing" to eachother and commenced a 3 hour debate on who had won. The only way to solve this is by a vote, cause fuck those chocolates are expensive...