Kez
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Sir Schmoopy wrote:

Kptk92 wrote:

Sir Schmoopy wrote:


The bag pipe was origionally invented in Italy in the roman era as a war song instrument.

*sticks up middle finger*
So Scotland didn't really invent anything
Tar, pneumatic tyre, adhesive postage stamps, anesthetics, steam engine, telephone, and here's the kicker, we invented NEPTUNE.

Oh yeah, we also founded the US Navy.


suckkit.
Nothing to suck, maybe thats why you've not got it on with this girl yet?
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6732|Long Island, New York
oooooh kerry burned ya
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6418|Escea

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

blah wrote:

Give her a big wet kiss,tell her how you missed her and give her some flowers or chocolate or some cute stuffed animal.
Small things are the most efficient ones!
You should know.

Hah!

Fu haffy.

Gary, I think Haggis was Ireland.
Seems to be Scottish, there need to be wild haggis tbh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis

good god, whatever you do Finny, don't serve one of these.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rabbie_Haggis!.jpg

Last edited by M.O.A.B (2008-10-13 15:24:04)

Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5983|Catherine Black

Kptk92 wrote:

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

Kptk92 wrote:


So Scotland didn't really invent anything
Tar, pneumatic tyre, adhesive postage stamps, anesthetics, steam engine, telephone, and here's the kicker, we invented NEPTUNE.

Oh yeah, we also founded the US Navy.


suckkit.
Nothing to suck, maybe thats why you've not got it on with this girl yet?
Oh she's already done that.

Meh, I was wrong then, Gary.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
G-NOT_(:0)
Banned
+19|6194
fuck that pussy
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5983|Catherine Black

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:

fuck that pussy
Thanks.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6866|UK
where is in nothing we trust?  I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6684|Gogledd Cymru

m3thod wrote:

where is in nothing we trust?  I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
/thread
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5983|Catherine Black

The Sheriff wrote:

m3thod wrote:

where is in nothing we trust?  I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
/thread
He only gets on on my computer, or Dads laptop, and since both are currently in use..

Hey, just because you guys ain't gonna get any.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6817|Little Bentcock

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

m3thod wrote:

where is in nothing we trust?  I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
/thread
He only gets on on my computer, or Dads laptop, and since both are currently in use..

Hey, just because you guys ain't gonna get any.
I just got some.

Anyway she's coming back from holidays, and my girlfriend just told me dinner is a winner. She said its not a big enough occasion for roses or fluffy things but dinner and a movie is perfect. BRB Shower time
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5983|Catherine Black

Adams_BJ wrote:

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:


/thread
He only gets on on my computer, or Dads laptop, and since both are currently in use..

Hey, just because you guys ain't gonna get any.
I just got some.

Anyway she's coming back from holidays, and my girlfriend just told me dinner is a winner. She said its not a big enough occasion for roses or fluffy things but dinner and a movie is perfect. BRB Shower time
Coooool, thanks 4 infos.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6866|UK

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

m3thod wrote:

where is in nothing we trust?  I hope he kicks the shit out of you for your gay threads.
/thread
He only gets on on my computer, or Dads laptop, and since both are currently in use..

Hey, just because you guys ain't gonna get any.
neither are you

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

Srs ideas, 'cos we ain't fucking yet. Yet.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6507

Adams_BJ wrote:

I just got some.

Anyway she's coming back from holidays, and my girlfriend just told me dinner is a winner. She said its not a big enough occasion for roses or fluffy things but dinner and a movie is perfect. BRB Shower time

ebug9 wrote:

Dinner and a movie.


And change the colour of your room before you invite her back in.
See...I'm not completely useless.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5983|Catherine Black

ebug9 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

I just got some.

Anyway she's coming back from holidays, and my girlfriend just told me dinner is a winner. She said its not a big enough occasion for roses or fluffy things but dinner and a movie is perfect. BRB Shower time

ebug9 wrote:

Dinner and a movie.


And change the colour of your room before you invite her back in.
See...I'm not completely useless.
Yeah, you're gonna be great at ruining my plans for world domination, if our track record is anything to go by.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6817|Little Bentcock
I LOVE showers!
G-NOT_(:0)
Banned
+19|6194

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:

fuck that pussy
Thanks.
ahh, ur from tha U.K, we do things a lil diff in America.

I understand...

Do this for her then, play some  'What is Love' and start head Bop'n. Instant <3.

trust me, works every time with my girl
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5983|Catherine Black

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:

fuck that pussy
Thanks.
ahh, ur from tha U.K, we do things a lil diff in America.

I understand...

Do this for her then, play some  'What is Love' and start head Bop'n. Instant <3.

trust me, works every time with my girl
You know that song is in my head now
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
`MetaL*
Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.
+45|5949
Buy her a rose/chocolates/teddy bear.

Take her to the park and have a picnic/Go ice skating/Cook her a dinner then watch a movie at your house.
G-NOT_(:0)
Banned
+19|6194

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

Thanks.
ahh, ur from tha U.K, we do things a lil diff in America.

I understand...

Do this for her then, play some  'What is Love' and start head Bop'n. Instant <3.

trust me, works every time with my girl
You know that song is in my head now
you better be Bop'n then
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6773|Columbus, OH
Do you know how much play you can get by wearing a wolf t-shirt!?!? Wear one and let nature takes it course...thank me later

example:
https://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk320/eernesto/pool2.jpg
G-NOT_(:0)
Banned
+19|6194

loubot wrote:

Do you know how much play you can get by wearing a wolf t-shirt!?!? Wear one and let nature takes it course...thank me later

example:
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk32 … /pool2.jpg
haha...now that's just fucking gay. that's scream'n homosexual all over. I bet you get all the trannys with ease.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6773|Columbus, OH

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:

loubot wrote:

Do you know how much play you can get by wearing a wolf t-shirt!?!? Wear one and let nature takes it course...thank me later

example:
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk32 … /pool2.jpg
haha...now that's just fucking gay. that's scream'n homosexual all over. I bet you get all the trannys with ease.
nah dude I am telling you wolf t-shirts only works with real women
G-NOT_(:0)
Banned
+19|6194

loubot wrote:

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:

loubot wrote:

Do you know how much play you can get by wearing a wolf t-shirt!?!? Wear one and let nature takes it course...thank me later

example:
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk32 … /pool2.jpg
haha...now that's just fucking gay. that's scream'n homosexual all over. I bet you get all the trannys with ease.
nah dude I am telling you wolf t-shirts only works with real women
real women, being 40+, lookin for a younger guy, probably early 20's, and so much make-up on her face, you can take a spatula to it and scrap the frosting right off. yea...fashion no. Where you from again? just wonder for the lolz
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6773|Columbus, OH
G-Not I understand you are a skeptic and probably don't believe but here is some testimonies:

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7004|Marathon, Florida Keys

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

Kptk92 wrote:

Flowers or chocolates upon arrival/meeting
then

FatherTed wrote:

fuck her brains out
You can do better than this, bf2s.
more like /b/f2s
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