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2008-09-03 23:12:56

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6589|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

deeznutz1245 wrote:
I was a bouncer at the Gold Club in Hartford Ct for 2 years way back in the day. It is a strip club and I made $1000 a week just doing it at night for some extra cash, banging some strippers here and there, drinking for free every night. Sounds good right? Heh, the only catch was they used to have a male review one saturday per month. That sucked ass. First off, chick fights are fucking insane and I don't care how tough you think you are. You are getting scratched at one point. Second, and this is the worst of it all, there was cock and biscuits everywhere for 5 fucking hours. Yes, I would stare off at the wall away from the stage and then some faggy frickin boy band look alike on steroids would go prancing by me with his shit hanging about. I Miss the money, I definitely miss having threesomes at the Holiday Inn with chicks named Jade and Misty but I do not miss seeing cock once a month.

Top that.

Humm, the part about seeing cock is bad i must admit, but most of the rest seem awesome tbh! And yes...catfight are sorta hardcore.

Worst job ever. It was not really a job, but i was the one on the roof of my home when we built it installing the ashphalt shingle at like 29-32 degree celcius.

Roof + Black roof + sun = Insane heat.

I guess its worst than seeing cocks once a month and getting scrathed in some catfight

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2008-09-03 23:13:13

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|6653|7th level of hell

deeznutz1245 wrote:
I was a bouncer at the Gold Club in Hartford Ct for 2 years way back in the day. It is a strip club and I made $1000 a week just doing it at night for some extra cash, banging some strippers here and there, drinking for free every night. Sounds good right? Heh, the only catch was they used to have a male review one saturday per month. That sucked ass. First off, chick fights are fucking insane and I don't care how tough you think you are. You are getting scratched at one point. Second, and this is the worst of it all, there was cock and biscuits everywhere for 5 fucking hours. Yes, I would stare off at the wall away from the stage and then some faggy frickin boy band look alike on steroids would go prancing by me with his shit hanging about. I Miss the money, I definitely miss having threesomes at the Holiday Inn with chicks named Jade and Misty but I do not miss seeing cock once a month.

Top that.

no u!

J/k I think the worst job I've had was at one of those Pseudo tex/mex restaurants. had to fry tortilla chips for 6 hrs straight. at the end of my shift, the said, "We need you to come back in 2 hours for another 6 hours"
I told them to "Fuck the Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuckers!!!" never came back. 2 weeks later I got a check in the mail for like $30.00.

cock-holsters!

2008-09-04 00:25:54

Janis_Petke: \m/(><)\m/; +49|6705|Brunei Darussalam

Butcher. Endless line of cows walk in, to the first point of productionline. You "stun" them with the boltgun for couple of hours. To prevent for job getting boring, you move to the next point, which is where all the blood comes out. Then you move on the line again. And so on and so on. Couple of years that and countless stiches all over my body was enuff.

2008-09-04 03:19:49

rh27: Not really a Brit; +51|6608|England

General Assistant in Sainsbury's.

Worked 10 hours a day doing nothing for 8 hours and filling a shelf for 2. The way its managed you are punished for using your initiative, god help you if you see a job needing doing and actually... you know... do it.

The only time you're allowed to do something is when you've explicitly been told by a manager, the rest of the time you're standing around like a fucking ornament all day.

Then again, the money wasn't terrible, but I left after my training was finished and I stopped getting training pay (which is more than regular pay).

2008-09-04 03:24:19

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6501|Gogledd Cymru

Pot Washer in a pub

2008-09-04 06:22:05

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6491|Somewhere else

Oh man I have one. AISIN was the name. They made computer chips for car locks, sunroofs, etc.

Mindless. A real assembly line with a conveyor belt and all. Worked there for barely ONE WEEK.

Set a chip down on a machine, put two parts on the chip, press a button- which drilled screws in, pick up the chip, move it over....repeat.

Plus, I'm really tall, leaning over this machine was killing my back, and I kept bumping my head on shit hanging down from above. 5:00 P.M. to 2:00 A.M.

The machines always fuck up, making you stay late to fill your quota. I can't explain how boring this job was. At the end of the shift, I felt like I'd lost a few IQ points each time.

2008-09-04 06:37:13

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6661

deeznutz1245 wrote:
I was a bouncer at the Gold Club in Hartford Ct for 2 years way back in the day. It is a strip club and I made $1000 a week just doing it at night for some extra cash, banging some strippers here and there, drinking for free every night. Sounds good right? Heh, the only catch was they used to have a male review one saturday per month. That sucked ass. First off, chick fights are fucking insane and I don't care how tough you think you are. You are getting scratched at one point. Second, and this is the worst of it all, there was cock and biscuits everywhere for 5 fucking hours. Yes, I would stare off at the wall away from the stage and then some faggy frickin boy band look alike on steroids would go prancing by me with his shit hanging about. I Miss the money, I definitely miss having threesomes at the Holiday Inn with chicks named Jade and Misty but I do not miss seeing cock once a month.

Top that.

Apart from the gay thing, that sounds like a fucking awesome job. Couldn't you just take the night off every gay night? I'm sure the steroid filled gay dudes could take care of themselves. Did you frequently have to bounce people?

2008-09-04 09:04:01

TravisC555: Member; +118|6231|Cox Convention Center, OK

Does mowing a mini-golf course in + 100°F in the summer count?

2008-09-04 10:29:40

ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6485|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

hawaythelads wrote:
ELITE-UK wrote:
I have only and still am working at my 1st job, and i absolutely fucking love it

I actually look forward to working on a monday
What Job?

The worst job i ever did was cooking chicken products for the Hot deli section in Tesco. The Heat + Grease make that job horrible...

Optical Lab technician, the only thing that lets it down is the pay.

2008-09-04 10:46:46

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6482

I've never ever had a job.

Mummy and daddy have paid for everything, including my University education (bar tuition fees which are paid for by scholarship/government, go socialism).

Life has been hard; many a tough chore.

Top that .

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2008-09-04 10:49:12

hawaythelads: We are PREMIER LEAGUE!; +84|6498|Newcastle Upon Tyne.

Ah right, i know someone that does that for spec savers. He likes his job also.

2008-09-04 11:07:04

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6298|eng

Uzique wrote:
I've never ever had a job.

Mummy and daddy have paid for everything, including my University education (bar tuition fees which are paid for by scholarship/government, go socialism).

Life has been hard; many a tough chore.

Top that .

My parents made me get a job

#rekt

2008-09-04 11:11:51

steelie34: pub hero!; +603|6393|the land of bourbon

in between jobs i hooked up with a temp employment firm so i could get some $. two of the jobs i was assigned to do were probably the worst experiences of my life. the first was working with about 500 other people to help tear down the tents for Cirque du Soleil after their show was over. backbreaking work... little pay... but the worst part was break time. i got to sit around a tent with a bunch of guys telling each other which cell block they were on before they got their parole. i was the ONLY white dude there, and was scared shitless about getting jumped after the job was done because they paid us cash right there.

i thought the other job couldn't be that bad, except it was. i had to drive around to every clark gas station in my county and try to buy beer. if i was asked for my driver's license, i was supposed to give the clerk a green card, if they didn't i had to give them a red card. (which most likely means they get fired.) it was all fine and good when i was out in the rural part of the county, but once i got into the ghetto (i mean, the real ghetto) these dudes were like, "gtfo my store cracker." i quit after my first two stops in the hood out of fear for my life. i mean, what the fuck was i going to do, give this dude a card instead of money after putting a six pack on his counter and then walking out? im sure i would've got a bullet in my back doing that shit too many times.

but then i finally got a real job... guess those jobs built character, right?

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2008-09-04 11:17:49

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6485|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Mint Sauce wrote:
Uzique wrote:
I've never ever had a job.

Mummy and daddy have paid for everything, including my University education (bar tuition fees which are paid for by scholarship/government, go socialism).

Life has been hard; many a tough chore.

Top that .
My parents made me get a job

Serves you right, you freeloading punk!

j/k

2008-09-04 11:19:55

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6482

Mint Sauce wrote:
Uzique wrote:
I've never ever had a job.

Mummy and daddy have paid for everything, including my University education (bar tuition fees which are paid for by scholarship/government, go socialism).

Life has been hard; many a tough chore.

Top that .
My parents made me get a job

I know the sort; "You need to learn the value of money!", "You need to learn some appreciation!", "You need to pick up some valuable work experience!".

... .

None of it applies to me though, I'm being ambitiously bred into an academic never-leaves-University type. Jobs, pfft, how menial!

Just playin'.

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2008-09-04 11:22:50

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|6757|Houston, TX

Worst Job? Working as the personal lube boy for the 2001 south Texas Busty Bikini squad... man that was tough.

I am soooo full of shit on that. Don't believe a word.

My real worst job was as a arcade attendant at SWTSU in '96. 6:00 pm => 3:00 am. I musta busted three or four ticket games cause I couldn't handle the noise they produced. (it takes quite a bit to disturb me, I was working in an arcade already) I believe I was working for a WWII war criminal who was hiding from a war tribunal somewhere. Feared for my life multiple times from customers. (ever try to kick a crack head outta a bathroom stall and onto the streets multiple times in one night? no fun.) Nobody wants to get with the arcade attendant. (unless you don't mind breaking most state laws and some serious moral boundaries) Finally, counting change sucks. I counted more quarters each night than I earned for the entire shift.

2nd place - Optical Billing/medical coding insurance agent. Never again. ever.

KJ

2008-09-05 00:27:07

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6485|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Kung Jew wrote:
ever try to kick a crack head outta a bathroom stall and onto the streets multiple times in one night? no fun.

Heh. I once lured a junkie out of the gym I was working at. It was open doors day and ppl could come try out the gym and all them ladies aerobics classes and whatnot. Well one of the instructor girls came scared shitless to me and said there was a loonie in the gym exercising. I was like huh, wtf? I went over to the gym and yes, there was the idiot. Made a few quick observations and calculations and went to him. Since I was the only guy on that floor at the time I didn't want to take any risks of going to have to start a headpunching competition with him alone. Besides it looked like he was having the time of his life so polite and diplomatic option chosen. The guy was a so fucking hilarious scene I had trouble keeping my game face on. The dude was laying on his back, hands behind his head (well something he got right ), feet up in the air doing cycling movements. So, "Hi!" 'hello' "So, you're here for the open doors day then?" 'yup, great exercise!' "U-huh.. But sir you have your boots on. At our gym you need to have proper training gear on (dummy had his tracksuit on but didn't probably know it)." 'oh?' "I advise you to go get some from home and come again the next time we have open doors day." 'oh, a good idea! i'll go byu some!' "You do that, bye bye now." Dude left peacefully and with a vision of eighties Schwarzenegger body in his mind. Problem solved. Good choise with the diplomacy tho. The guy was a human trainwreck. His eyes were like fucking saucers, his lower lip was bitten bloody red and his fingers and nails looked like he had scratched the wallpapers off for glue to lick. Ladies were thanking me nonstop after that

2008-09-05 06:43:42

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6504|Connecticut

ghettoperson wrote:
deeznutz1245 wrote:
I was a bouncer at the Gold Club in Hartford Ct for 2 years way back in the day. It is a strip club and I made $1000 a week just doing it at night for some extra cash, banging some strippers here and there, drinking for free every night. Sounds good right? Heh, the only catch was they used to have a male review one saturday per month. That sucked ass. First off, chick fights are fucking insane and I don't care how tough you think you are. You are getting scratched at one point. Second, and this is the worst of it all, there was cock and biscuits everywhere for 5 fucking hours. Yes, I would stare off at the wall away from the stage and then some faggy frickin boy band look alike on steroids would go prancing by me with his shit hanging about. I Miss the money, I definitely miss having threesomes at the Holiday Inn with chicks named Jade and Misty but I do not miss seeing cock once a month.

Top that.
Apart from the gay thing, that sounds like a fucking awesome job. Couldn't you just take the night off every gay night? I'm sure the steroid filled gay dudes could take care of themselves. Did you frequently have to bounce people?

Thats the thing, the club owner made every bouncer be there. If you didn't show up for it you had to work the crowd control outside until you came to the next months male review. Then you don't get tips from the dancers wich means you make about $180 a week versus a thousand or so. The dancers in upscale clubs tip the bouncers $20 - $50 a night because we tell them wich guys have the money and also we are the ones who play the "bad guy" when hands start wandering. The girls let the guy customers think they want them to feel them up so they pay more and the better they tip us the better we protect them. If they are stingy then the bouncers don't see shit and let them fend for themselves. It was nice when I was single but now I have a family so those days are over.

Malloy must go

2008-09-05 06:45:28

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6567

Toss up between dishwasher at a restaurant and Quality Co-ordinator at a manufacturing facility.

2008-09-05 08:24:53

Nintendogamer: Member; +72|6599|Chelmsford, UK

rh27 wrote:
General Assistant in Sainsbury's.

Worked 10 hours a day doing nothing for 8 hours and filling a shelf for 2. The way its managed you are punished for using your initiative, god help you if you see a job needing doing and actually... you know... do it.

The only time you're allowed to do something is when you've explicitly been told by a manager, the rest of the time you're standing around like a fucking ornament all day.

Then again, the money wasn't terrible, but I left after my training was finished and I stopped getting training pay (which is more than regular pay).

sainsburys FTW!!!

except payday is still one week away,

worst job? for me paper round the amount of abuse you get from chavs who constantly steal papers and knock your trolly over is ridculous, but i needed the money, so i stuck with it for 2 whole years.

2008-09-05 09:57:40

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6683|UK

LT.Victim wrote:
News Paper Delivery Boy...

Wasn't that bad.. Well if the weather was decent anyways..

What sucked about it was the shit money I got for it..

i thought you worked as a security guard and walked on 2 bumboys bumming away in the toilet...or was that canadian loser?

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-09-05 09:59:52

i g: Banned; +876|5875|GA

m3thod wrote:
LT.Victim wrote:
News Paper Delivery Boy...

Wasn't that bad.. Well if the weather was decent anyways..

What sucked about it was the shit money I got for it..
i thought you worked as a security guard and walked on 2 bumboys bumming away in the toilet...or was that canadian loser?

lol wut

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