Things that should be in the Commo-rose but arent.

2006-03-04 20:31:52

#1

BF2Craglyeye: Member; +72|6875|Australia

A lighter thread for rough times on the forum.

So things that should be in the commo but arent, but has NOTHING to do with the SPOTTING side of it. As there are 50 threads about spotting things.

Negative - "How does get fucked sound"

Pickup - "Get your ass back here"

Bail out - "we're all screwed"

Yeah well you get the jist of it.

Edit: just clarifying

Last edited by BF2Craglyeye (2006-03-04 20:50:18)

2006-03-04 20:38:11

#2

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|6852

enemy boat spotted

2006-03-04 20:41:59

#3

ShakaZuluKhan: Member; +0|6921|Chicago

"Take cover!" or alternatively "Get down!"

Also "I AM a Medic! Stop running away!"

Last edited by ShakaZuluKhan (2006-03-04 20:43:12)

2006-03-04 20:43:15

#4

k9transfer: Member; +22|6860

"i Need A Stripper Here!!!"

2006-03-04 20:43:46

#5

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6977|Noizyland

What about "Stop." That's a basic and needed one.

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2006-03-04 20:45:19

#6

Skruples: Mod Incarnate; +234|6903

I think "I got your back" or some kind of analogue would be nice.

"open fire!" would be nice too, for those stoopid gunners

2006-03-04 20:46:58

#7

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6861| United States of America

"enemy wheel-barrow spotted!"

2006-03-04 20:48:59

#8

E|W4v0r: Member; +8|6866|New York

I like the "Stop running I AM a medic!" one.
It sucks to here I need a medic when you're right behind the guy then chasehim around the whole map.

2006-03-04 20:49:09

#9

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6895

"Grenade! RUN!"

x

2006-03-04 20:49:59

#10

k9transfer: Member; +22|6860

"Enemy hotdog stand spotted"

2006-03-04 20:51:23

#11

Stealth42o: She looked 18 to me officer; +175|6874

"Shit"

2006-03-04 20:52:33

#12

Dogfood Enforcer: Member; +4|6866

my buddy and i were playing and he started screaming into the Voip, "ENEMY SUBMARINE SPOTTED!!! ENEMY SUB AT OUR POSITION!!!"

the other ppl in our squad and on our team were saying "WTF man? are you on crack??"

he kept going on, "NO, SUBMARINE!!! its above us!"

the thing is, we were playing on Karkand.lmao.

most of the team got the point that he was joking, but some tight asses thought he was serious. one came on and said "ummm...there ARENT any submarines in this game." in the nerdiest voice.hahaha.

2006-03-04 20:54:09

#13

k9transfer: Member; +22|6860

I like to go on VOIP and yell, "Behind you, he's behind you!"

2006-03-04 20:54:09

#14

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6977|Noizyland

"I'm going to start hitting you with bullets now, I don't know when I'll stop."

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" to get rid of tjhose dumbasses who like to run into the blast radius of your grenades.

"Don't TK punish me you fucken looser." (Note: I generally type this anyway.)

(Instead or an alternative to "Spotted" commos,)
"Would someone deal with that fucken *Sniper/Tank/APC/anything else*?" (Note: I generally type this one too.)

Yes, swearing needs to be incorperated more into the Bf2 voice commands to get those pussies who can't handle them to toughen up and live wth it. Servers who don't like any swearing in servers at all should realise that a soldier is PROGRAMMED to say "Shit, sorry."

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2006-03-04 20:55:22

#15

belikeron: Member; +-1|6836

Negative: "OMG don't care!"

Enemy Armor Spoted: "I just shit my pants"

Bail Out: "Is that the Blackhawk pilot in the parachute?"

2006-03-04 20:56:56

#16

FromTheAshes: Member; +53|6907

Enemy noob spotted

2006-03-04 20:57:35

#17

1stLt.MikeUSAF: Member; +3|6837

"Shutup there is no boat on this map"

"Thanks for the team kill mate!"

"Cry me a river, Build me a Bridge and get the Fuck over it!"

"BOOM HEADSHOT!"

2006-03-04 20:58:59

#18

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6861| United States of America

* middle of karkand " enemy boat spotted"*

2006-03-04 20:59:28

#19

Skruples: Mod Incarnate; +234|6903

1stLt.MikeUSAF wrote:
"Cry me a river, Build me a Bridge and get the Fuck over it!"

That was a good one lol.

2006-03-04 21:00:42

#20

DaveOnrefni: Member; +1|6849

"Reloading! Cover me! - - - Alright, Locked and loaded!"

2006-03-04 21:06:29

#21

josh's: Banned; +2|6892

FromTheAshes wrote:
Enemy noob spotted

i like that 1 and there should be like "request backup"(or w/e) it should be "hey u fucking n00bs come help me out in stead of tking eachother 4 that dam jet"
for when your playing oman and wake island!!

Last edited by josh's (2006-03-04 21:07:49)

2006-03-04 21:07:28

#22

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|6962|San Antonio, Texas

One that we REALLY need, "Enemy mines spotted!".

2006-03-04 21:10:57

#23

Karo6972: Syrup Man; +2|6998

"Get the hell out, I need a REAL co-pilot!"

2006-03-04 21:23:30

#24

ShotYourSix: Boldly going nowhere...; +196|6922|Las Vegas

"This is your captain speaking, welcome aboard Blackhawk Airlines. Unfortunately, our stewardess was unable to make this flight so you'll have to get your own fucking drink. We're currently cruising at 1000 feet, with occasional turbulence due to anti-aircraft fire. If at any time you see your pilot exit the vehicle, please put down your drink and get the fuck out."

"Be right back......I gotta return to base for another beer".

Last edited by ShotYourSix (2006-03-04 21:24:18)

2006-03-04 21:46:58

#25

josh's: Banned; +2|6892

there should be 1 like dam ea u fucked this game up wif 1.2

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