Uh, so I just walked in on mom fucking a dude.

2008-08-07 18:02:56

#1

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6409|Winland

I feel... Troubled.

I heard some noises, and walked to check if the dog was doing something. My 50-year-old mom and the dude pretended to sleep, but it was way obvious.

I walked out, pretending to fall for it.

What should I do? Should I talk to her about it, or just let it be? I'll never be able to look that guy in the eyes again...

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-08-07 18:05:30

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6364|what

omg end this thread is the first thing you should do

leave your mum some privacy like she would you ffs

2008-08-07 18:06:56

#3

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6409|Winland

TheAussieReaper wrote:
omg end this thread is the first thing you should do

leave your mum some privacy like she would you ffs

What should I know? The dog always sleeps there, and she tends to fuck shit up all the time. The door wasn't even closed!

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-08-07 18:07:34

#4

kptk92: u; +972|6620|tc_london

Oh my God so that guy who walked in was YOU?!

2008-08-07 18:08:15

#5

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6680

pics or it didn't happen.

Needed to be said.

2008-08-07 18:09:06

#6

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6409|Winland

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.

Needed to be said.

Dude... She's 50.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-08-07 18:09:09

#7

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6364|what

Leave the house for a few hours.

Take your dog for a walk so it falls asleep pretty soon afterwards when you get home maybe?

2008-08-07 18:09:35

#8

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6186|England

the slag

2008-08-07 18:09:44

#9

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6749|Long Island, New York

Freezer7Pro wrote:
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.

Needed to be said.
Dude... She's 50.

50 is the new 40

2008-08-07 18:09:45

#10

cablecopulate: Member; +449|6950|Massachusetts.

Is your mom a cougar?

2008-08-07 18:10:01

#11

Thorax: Banned; +77|6016

Freezer7Pro wrote:
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.

Needed to be said.
Dude... She's 50.

Then shes cultured and experianced. Like a fine wine.

Send her my best will you.

555-867-5309

Last edited by Thorax (2008-08-07 18:30:03)

2008-08-07 18:10:09

#12

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6650|King Of The Islands

kptk92 wrote:
Oh my God so that guy who walked in was YOU?!

icwutudidthar...

his mum.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2008-08-07 18:12:08

#13

SealXo: Member; +309|6747

milf

2008-08-07 18:12:12

#14

0akleaves: Member; +183|6825|Newcastle UK

1. dont make threads on the internet about it, lots of pervs
2. get locks installed on the doors
3. tell people to lock said doors
4. wear headphones

You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.

2008-08-07 18:12:35

#15

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6783|USA

oh my god. hahahahaha. kill yourself. no seriously, do it.

2008-08-07 18:16:47

#16

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6749|Long Island, New York

Thorax wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.

Needed to be said.
Dude... She's 50.
Then shes cultured and experianced. Like a fine wine.

Send her my best will you.

555-986-0569

no Tommy Tutone joke? dammit coug

2008-08-07 18:18:13

#17

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6734|...

This is one of those things you walk away from. Its your mom, she likes to scrump like the next milf. Just let it go.

2008-08-07 18:18:35

#18

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6344|Scotland!

Just ask her in future could she make sure her door's closed, that'll be enough said to end it without any future awkwardness

2008-08-07 18:18:54

#19

Qrite: sup g; +79|6386|Ohio

just mentally block it i guess. talking about it would be awkward as hell.

2008-08-07 18:30:23

#20

Thorax: Banned; +77|6016

Poseidon wrote:
Thorax wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:

Dude... She's 50.
Then shes cultured and experianced. Like a fine wine.

Send her my best will you.

555-986-0569
no Tommy Tutone joke? dammit coug

McFixed.

2008-08-07 18:32:06

#21

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6792|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Poseidon wrote:
50 is the new 40

and this is what 40 looks like now.

https://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q82/mechanix202/0805TPC_torres_slide4.jpg

Olympic super-milf Dara Torres

2008-08-07 18:33:32

#22

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6749|Long Island, New York

Reciprocity wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
50 is the new 40
and this is what 40 looks like now.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q82/ … slide4.jpg
Olympic super-milf Dara Torres

rofl

well, Carmen Electra's pretty old (36...doesn't seem old but in the world of celebrities it is) and she's still bangin'.

2008-08-07 18:34:31

#23

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6600|New York

Reciprocity wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
50 is the new 40
and this is what 40 looks like now.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q82/ … slide4.jpg
Olympic super-milf Dara Torres

Oh man, I'd walk in on my mom all the time if this was the case. I mean...

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2008-08-07 18:35:48

#24

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6749|Long Island, New York

heggs wrote:
Reciprocity wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
50 is the new 40
and this is what 40 looks like now.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q82/ … slide4.jpg
Olympic super-milf Dara Torres
Oh man, I'd walk in on my mom all the time if this was the case. I mean...

what is it that those crazy kids say

incest is wincest

something like that?

2008-08-07 18:37:19

#25

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6774|British Columbia, Canada

This is why you knock.. And this is also why my parents have a lock on their bedroom door...

At least you don't have to worry about her walking in on you fucking anytime soon..

BF2S Forums Uh, so I just walked in on mom fucking a dude.

TheAussieReaper wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

kptk92 wrote:

Thorax wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Thorax wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

heggs wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Board footer