Poll

Who would win in a fight Grizzly Bear vs. Gorilla?

Grizzly Bear65%65% - 19
Gorilla34%34% - 10
Total: 29
TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|6866|Colorado
well brad, we never established what kind of gorilla it is, and since this is an imo poll, stfu please.

P.S. Stfu again please.
Greenie_Beazinie
Aussie Outlaw
+8|7007
Grizzly but Gorillas are cool.

And fuck chuck norris, im so sick of hearing of that cunt
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6909
chuck norris.

but its bullshit that ppl say his roundhouse kicks kill ppl, it actually wipes their entire exhistance from the space-time continuam
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Greenie_Beazinie
Aussie Outlaw
+8|7007
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
PogoTheMonkey
Member
+7|6943|MmM Location
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Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6909

Greenie_Beazinie wrote:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
bear would tottally lose against chuck, 1 round house kick and bear is wiped out of space-time continuam
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Brad
Member
+0|6825
TrollmeaT.

Okay, pick any kind of gorilla.  The biggest, baddest, meanest gorilla there is.  And then throw an average sized grizzly in and watch a short and brutal ass-kicking of the ape.  It's just common sense, if you know how big grizzlies are compared to gorillas.

Don't be all bitchy cause you made a stupid comment.
Not Entirely Sane
Member
+6|6854|Just Outside Seattle
I have to go with the Gorilla, I think it would outsmart the bear, besides I think a gorilla is more agile.
Brad
Member
+0|6825
Gorilla's ain't geniuses.  They can make simple tools, but a simple tool isn't going to overcome a bear.  And a bear's top speed is 55km/h, much faster than a gorilla I would imagine.

Actually, upon doing a little research, leopards have been known to kill gorillas.  Damn, I can't see how anyone could think a gorilla stands a chance in this fight.
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6982|Singapore

Grizzly. Easily. I have my money on a first round, first hit knock out.

Bears own
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6982|Singapore

section9
Member
+9|7041|USA
Nothing beats the cripple fight in south park.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6965|PNW

Brad wrote:

TrollmeaT.

Okay, pick any kind of gorilla.  The biggest, baddest, meanest gorilla there is.  And then throw an average sized grizzly in and watch a short and brutal ass-kicking of the ape.  It's just common sense, if you know how big grizzlies are compared to gorillas.

Don't be all bitchy cause you made a stupid comment.
Donkey Kong vs Grizzly.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-03-04 23:15:56)

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