LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6533|British Columbia, Canada

The#1Spot wrote:

You know whats worse than both of them? The DMV. You go in to lets say get your permit. A process that should only take 20 min tops but noooo you have to be there for nearly or over an hour in the crowded and smelly area. It took me 3 hours to get my drivers license when it should have taken 30min at the most. I was there from 1430 till 1745 nearly closing time of 1800.
I once had to go into the DMV.. (well, the Canadian equivalent) for work to get some inspection sticker..

Its the only time I've ever been grateful for a long line.. because I was getting paid to stand there and do nothing..
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6551|the dank(super) side of Oregon

usmarine2 wrote:

I used to hate it.  I would not go period.  Then I found a dentist who gave you this pill, you were still awake so he couldnt fiddle with your junk, yet you did not feel a damn thing.  I cant remember what they call it.
suppository?


My dentist is this tiny little Vietnamese guy.  When he pulled my wisdom teeth, he was literally kneeling on my chest, working those pliers.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|5935|London, England

The#1Spot wrote:

You know whats worse than both of them? The DMV. You go in to lets say get your permit. A process that should only take 20 min tops but noooo you have to be there for nearly or over an hour in the crowded and smelly area. It took me 3 hours to get my drivers license when it should have taken 30min at the most. I was there from 1430 till 1745 nearly closing time of 1800.
Oh don't get me started. When I got my permit a while ago we were there 8:00 am. We ended up having to drive home to get an obscure requirement so I could take the test. We get back to the DMV and end up waiting 1.5 hours in line to actually hand in the paperwork and get the papers so I could get the permit. Another hour of sitting and then I finally take the test which is pointless. The dumb bimbo working at the counter gets my forms and ends up fucking up the printing on the card! How stupid can you be. More waiting. We finally get out around 11:45. 15 minutes before closing time because for some dumbass reason the DMV can't be open past noon on a Saturday, the day everyone has off
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HurricaИe
Banned
+877|5932|Washington DC
Fuck the MVA (DMV).

First time I went there, it turned out I need a letter from the State Dept. verifying that I couldn't get diplomatic benefits (I was an alien at the time)
Second time I went there, it turned out I needed a translation of my birth certificate.
Third time I went there, I was told 1) My green card overrides my passport as ID (THEY NEVER FUCKING SAID THAT ON THEIR WEBSITE) so I needed to bring my social security card next time and 2) I needed the ORIGINAL birth certificate along with the translation, so I have to wait for the fucking original to come all the way from Argentina

Fucking stupid, I think it's easier for an illegal immigrant to get a license than a legal one.
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|6560|California U.S.A
I've had 4 root canals

one of them was a re-root canal after it became infected again in the area plastic posts they put into your nerve pockets

So halfway through this re root canal procedure my local anestehia wore off ( I had a bad infection in gums which burned through the pain killer quick ended up getting three doses of it during procedure)  WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER!

then on the way home driving myself about a hours drive time it fucking wore off again before i could shove vicadin down my neck WORST PAIN EVER PART TWO!!!
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6645|Florida, United States

I too hate the dentist.  My teeth are fine in my opinion as long as I brush everyday.  I don't mind eye doctors because I have contacts and I'm used to messing with my eyes.

You know what I love though?  Dermatologists.  Let me rephrase that.  I hate going in for dermatology appointments.  I love my dermatologist, Emily Neel.  She's fucking hot.  Google shows me this picture:
https://www.mima.com/images/physicians/emily_neel.jpg

Everything about her literally shines.  Her face, her hair, her teeth, her chest.  I'm a happy pimple-covered, dandruff-loaded bastard whenever I see her.
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6257|eng

HurricaИe wrote:

Dentists and eye doctors are by far the worst. Eye doctors because I hate people getting near my eyes, but thats for another topic.

Dentists just fucking suck. My dentist is nice and all, but they and their assistants are so fucking bitchy. I go in with pretty fine teeth, but unless your teeth are pearly white with absolutely no little marks (not even behind the teeth where nobody can even see them), you're not brushing.

The best part is when they bitch at you to floss over 9000 times a day. I use a waterpik when I remember to, but I'd like to see if my dentist flosses after every meal.

The worst is that they try to make you feel terrible about your teeth unless they are of the aforementioned quality. I think I'm gonna walk in there tomorrow drinking some Mountain Dew and sucking on a lollipop just to spite them. Then I'll eat some pure sugar after the checkup.
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAANDD!!!1!!!!~@1@!11!1'1@

But seriously, I really don't see what all the fuss is about the dentist. -.-
#rekt
Mavik
Member
+22|5747|Germany

Mint Sauce wrote:

But seriously, I really don't see what all the fuss is about the dentist. -.-
Me too.
I had come cavities when I was younger - some time before the age of 10 - and since then the best teeth in the family.
Then, after military service, I didn't go for some years and some day noticed something stuck between my teeth - or so I thought, it was hole.. and they nearly wholy cleared out two teeth (standing next to each other).

As the insurances - not the private ones to be sure.. - require you to see a dentist every half a year for them to pay (a little bit) more for "new" teeth, I make sure I go every six months.

I have no problem with going, but my dentist is very good. He's from the netherlands so he has this funny accent and is really cool guy who knows his job.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6538|NYC / Hamburg

I love going to the dentist. My doctor is hot and I get to stare at her tits the whole time
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Drakef
Cheeseburger Logicist
+117|6332|Vancouver
Anyone who doesn't hate going to the dentist should be shot.
Drakef
Cheeseburger Logicist
+117|6332|Vancouver

max wrote:

I love going to the dentist. My doctor is hot and I get to stare at her tits the whole time
Except this guy.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6243
I really dont mind.My dentists pretty cool and fun.Hes a family friend so...
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6644|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
The only noise and pain I hate at the dentists is after you leave, approach the desk and get told how much that checkup and filling just cost.  £40.

The person who see's me changes a lot but the assistants stay the same, 18-22 students.  Last time I went my dentist was Spanish, I cant remember her name but we got on great.

Im sat in the chair, gob open, pads pushed between cheeks and teeth and Im trying to tell her to 'behave' in an Austin Powers voice.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6709|The Hague, Netherlands

don't mind going to mine,

never had any bitchy stuff, the usual "brush better" from time to time, but other then that,

and as some said, some assistants.... do want.
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6644|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

don't mind going to mine,

never had any bitchy stuff, the usual "brush better" from time to time, but other then that,

and as some said, some assistants.... do want.
Im just grateful the asain fella has gone as his wire wool beard and smelly breath has gone, I could never get a 2pm Friday appointment as he was always kicking his sandals off down the Mosque getting jiggy with Mohammed n that (whatever they all do in there).

I used to try and have to say "Pardon" with gob open all the time, I still do to the Spanish bird who looks after me oral'ly now but having her repeat some words are much more fun to listen to.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6464|N. Ireland
The usual "you are not brushing properly" but that's about it ... they are annoying and I'm pretty sure mine is trying to make me feel bad ... it isn't working
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6548|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
Make a fucking long while i havent been to a Dentist. The whole mouth have had profit from doing that...weird but eh!
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6103|Scotland!
Haven't been in years
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6655|West Yorkshire, U.K
inb4kptk92
kptk92
u
+972|6379|tc_london
I got a check up at the hospital about my teeth op today and it just seems like such a waste of time
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6444|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Dentists rule. They make the pain go away.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6592|London, England
I haven't even been to the dentist in a few years now. Used to go for check ups when I was a kid. Things were pretty fine. I don't remember him telling me to do this or that. You guys just suck

I can't even remember who my local dentist is

I need to get my eyes checked out now though, and if they're the type to bitch at you, then they'll bitch at me
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6471|so randum
Not really.

Quit being pussies.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
[LCI]squeakyfleece
O-<--< stick man lolololol
+27|6628|perv
The only thing i hate is when they give you a filling but they have to polish your teeth first, its some sort of really sharp pain that makes my eyes water, and when he starts scraping that thing on your teeth, it gives me goose pimples
CosmoKramer
CC you in October
+131|6589|Medford, WI
i dont mind the dentist that much because he is my neighbor lol, but the ortho is another story, his assistants tell me to do stuff using his name, like dr. kay wants you to really brush harder, just because i have a little on the gums, and i took a look and his teeth are down right awful!

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