the wonders of working in retail
"there are no stupid questions, but there are a ASSLOAD of inquisitive idiots."Ultrafunkula wrote:
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
-Mr. Garrison
Wow, thats A+++
well cucumbers and zuchinis are different vegetables.
wtf is green squash.
wtf is green squash.
A squash that is green.TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
well cucumbers and zuchinis are different vegetables.
wtf is green squash.
one-weak wrote:
A squash that is green.TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
well cucumbers and zuchinis are different vegetables.
wtf is green squash.
Thankyou.The Sheriff wrote:
http://somecallmeduh.files.wordpress.co … bvious.jpgone-weak wrote:
A squash that is green.TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
well cucumbers and zuchinis are different vegetables.
wtf is green squash.
He's a fast one this TimmaaahTimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Thankyou.The Sheriff wrote:
http://somecallmeduh.files.wordpress.co … bvious.jpgone-weak wrote:
A squash that is green.
fast as a fox
TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
fastawsm as a fox
#rekt
Foxes are cute.
You should post that on Not Always Right
I think one day we'll see Bert on the news... 'supermarket stocking monkey kills 10 in rampage'
Well, I don't go to subway much... so I didn't know this.kylef wrote:
Yeah but you choose what is on the sandwich. If you don't say anything, you don't get anything apart from the base meal you ordered.VicktorVauhn wrote:
That's really not THAT stupid of a question though, a lot of food items like that will only list the main ingredients but will still have sauces/dressings as well as random veggies or whatever...
Like Jack in the Box used to advertise its bacon ultimate cheese burger as just meat cheese and bacon... but it also came with ketchup and mayo. Wendy's has something similar. I am REALLY picky, and generally only like basic foods... I come across this a lot. Especially with things like quesadillas and burritos. BLT's often have more then just bacon lettuce and tomato...
Just because you work with the shit everyday doesn't mean the customers do...OMG they didn't know how you run your business?
My favorite was when i worked at Baskin Robbins. people ALWAYS asked for napkins, even though we had a dispenser literally right next to the register. One of the guys I worked with got real tired of it, and cut a giant arrow out of yellow legal paper... used more then one 8X11 size sheet so it was HUGE. He then wrote in all cap "NAPKINS", and taped it down on the counter pointing to the dispenser...
People would STILL ask. It was great though cause we would just point at the arrow and you could immediately tell they felt really really dumb.
I'm not kidding. This morning, this woman wanted eight chicken nuggets (I work at Chick Fil A), and she asked how many came with the "eight packanuggets?" it took years of training not to laugh, but if I would have I would have been crying in seconds.
Its sometimes amazing these people have not died yet. A sure sign we have made the world too safe.PspRpg-7 wrote:
I'm not kidding. This morning, this woman wanted eight chicken nuggets (I work at Chick Fil A), and she asked how many came with the "eight packanuggets?" it took years of training not to laugh, but if I would have I would have been crying in seconds.