BF2S Forums Pick-up lines that work

OrangeHound wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:

OrangeHound wrote:

You can't edit your post to put that above mine ... that's against forum etiquette ...


Anyway, here's another one:

"I'm don't like to work, I have no ambition except playing games on a computer, and I plan on living with my mom until you came along to sweep me off my feet."


That will certainly get her to react.

"I'm an ancient man whose pinnacle crowning achievement in life is moderating a web site populated with teens, creepers, and some psychos. Wanna fuck?"

Or, better yet: 

"I'm a 16 year-old illegal alien who is currently pissed that the government wants to monitor my phone calls to my terrorist friends?  Want to go you your place or my mom's?"

i'm legal now

"I'm a 40 year old man who doesn't mind having the government spy on me without any warrant. Wanna fuck? We could put on a good show for Big Brother!"

besides, girls my age are all liberals

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-07-10 09:06:42)

Hey baby, I am Chuck Norris' sparring partner.   yes???

God Save the Queen wrote:

"I dont have a credit limit"

tbh

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Fuck you bitch.

Always work with a charm. Girls love assholes.

Apparently in Taiwan they love white guys too. Then you post a pic, and you're not white but azn

Try a reverse chat up line.


Walk up to her fat mate and ask "Would YOU like to dance"?  "Good, fuck off then so I can chat ya mate up" - Thats bound to make her laff even if she is tied to fatties hip.

"nice tits"

"Hi my name is ... ... , can I buy you a drink/coffee/beer/whatever?" tbh

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Fuck you bitch.

Always work with a charm. Girls love assholes.

Apparently in Taiwan they love white guys too. Then you post a pic, and you're not white but azn

Funny enough white guys go for ugly chicks. It's really weird tbh.

I'm kinda white yet kinda azn. It's win in Taiwan tbh.

1927 wrote:

Try a reverse chat up line.


Walk up to her fat mate and ask "Would YOU like to dance"?  "Good, fuck off then so I can chat ya mate up" - Thats bound to make her laff even if she is tied to fatties hip.

Actually you have the right idea. It's well propagated talking to their mate first will lower their defences. Of course, if you chat her mate up too much you're screwed since she'll think she's second choice. You also need to actually have a follow up that can get rid of the mate and get her talking, which will all depend on the situation.

Pick up lines have never worked in my experience... well maybe they get them talking sometimes but you definitely won't get a fuck out of it.

this isnt really a pick up line. but it got my "foot in the door"

walk up to chic. ask her "do u know how much a polar bear weighs?" "no" "enough to break the ice, how are you im ..."

then theres the classic. nice legs, when do they open.


oh and the "i just broke up with my girlfriend" is the best. specially if u act all detached and shit

"rape?"

Gooners wrote:

Hey Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

The best one ever.

"Man my hands are killing me.  See, I work a lot with my hands.  I'm a doctor.  My colleagues call me Dr. Longfinger.  I'm a proctologist, but I always wanted to be an OB-GYN.  Can I buy you a Bloody Mary?"


Or my favorite:
"I asked a video game forum on what pick-up line to use.  Here's what they told me to use.  Are you ready?  Ok, here it goes....so...Prepare for Awesomeness.  My name is Bob.  Don't just stand there in awe, speak."