Bf2specialforces
Member
+1|6638

simon wrote:

he went on a rampage and killed 10 guys..
and all those guys punished him and he got ban from the server and he was so angry that....
M1-Lightning
Jeepers Creepers
+136|6722|Peoria, Illinois
he came on to BF2s to camplain about noob admins who kicked him for being too good...
Incisions
Member
+2|6623|Derby - England
And everyone told him to stop talking bullshit coz his mum dresses him funny!
DIGITAL.222
Member
+2|6764|Batesville, Indiana
So, when he got home, his mother was waiting behind the door with his dads belt so she could whoop his ass for BF2ing in his school clothes. Knowing that he decided to.....
topal63
. . .
+533|6709
Rethink why he chose DIGITAL.222 as BF2 namesake in the first place . . . "does chaos theory make sense(?) can a butterfly flap its wings in central park and it thunderstorms the next day in China? Can my BF2 namesake be the cause of my daddies ass-whippings?" So he created a new BF2 account strictly for Tk-ing other players; and. . .
Husker~ifh~
Beer Consumption Expert
+25|6721|Beerville, USA
poop a cherry flavored popsicle and.....
Jarheadz
Member
+2|6624|Austin, Tx
join the MARINES! be one the few the proud! when he got shipped to boot.....
Teckademics
Member
+1|6717|Savannah GA
HORSE penis land...
SteikeTa
Member
+153|6739|Norway/Norwegen/ Norge/Noruega
where someone accidently killed him.. the end!
miancourse69
Member
+33|6717|wales. uk
the end! he thought ,as he was drifting into invisibleness but what could he see hovering over the top of him, could it be the angel of the battlefield...?
OuTeR_DiMeNsIoN15
Member
+-1|6656|Montreal, Quebec, Canada
No! As he Woke Up He Saw Dolphin_diver23 Was There Yet Again To Revive Him With The Shock Paddles ...

Last edited by OuTeR_DiMeNsIoN15 (2006-03-01 13:36:01)

wlater12
Member
+0|6686
No, it was a guy teabagging.
SNAP
Member
+2|6705|LONDON
He had no time for Teabagging or any other sort of sexual beverage, he had to get...
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6728|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
a rootbeer cuz he was thirsty but then he realised he was drinking horse pee so he decided to...............
Teckademics
Member
+1|6717|Savannah GA
jerk off a camel...
topal63
. . .
+533|6709
. . . a camel in  BF2 (?), where and how, and yet it was there, damn hackers(!), if only there was a way to release this load of camel-jizz onto . . .
Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|6742|the middle of nowhere
ripped his keyboard out of his computer and repeatedley wailed upon his foe who.....
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|6649| United States of America
yelled " Die u basterd"....
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|6649| United States of America
then blew him away with a 12 gauge shot gun.....
Landepaukku
Finnish bush-man
+23|6828|Finland
Lets get back to steves adventures...

After pwning hes friend he decided to go back playing bf2...
Teckademics
Member
+1|6717|Savannah GA
to jerk off flying pickles.
Lestat<CoN>
Didnt Do it
+9|6695
When he finished that he suddenly realised how many undersex 12yr olds where controlling his life and got down to buisness sneaking into the enemy base to do some spawncamping

Last edited by Lestat<CoN> (2006-03-01 16:07:26)

Husker~ifh~
Beer Consumption Expert
+25|6721|Beerville, USA
however whilst camping he accidntly started a sage brush fire and was quickly seen by the enemy who.....

Last edited by Husker~ifh~ (2006-03-01 16:09:19)

INCSOC
Member since 1984
+113|6670|Denver, CO
started sneaking behind him using a new FireHose weapon HaX...

Last edited by INCSOC (2006-03-01 16:15:16)

Teckademics
Member
+1|6717|Savannah GA
He then went to Lestat<CoN> moms house and yanked it on her boobies....

Last edited by Teckademics (2006-03-01 16:39:59)

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