and all those guys punished him and he got ban from the server and he was so angry that....simon wrote:
he went on a rampage and killed 10 guys..
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he came on to BF2s to camplain about noob admins who kicked him for being too good...
And everyone told him to stop talking bullshit coz his mum dresses him funny!
So, when he got home, his mother was waiting behind the door with his dads belt so she could whoop his ass for BF2ing in his school clothes. Knowing that he decided to.....
Rethink why he chose DIGITAL.222 as BF2 namesake in the first place . . . "does chaos theory make sense(?) can a butterfly flap its wings in central park and it thunderstorms the next day in China? Can my BF2 namesake be the cause of my daddies ass-whippings?" So he created a new BF2 account strictly for Tk-ing other players; and. . .
poop a cherry flavored popsicle and.....
join the MARINES! be one the few the proud! when he got shipped to boot.....
HORSE penis land...
where someone accidently killed him.. the end!
the end! he thought ,as he was drifting into invisibleness but what could he see hovering over the top of him, could it be the angel of the battlefield...?
No! As he Woke Up He Saw Dolphin_diver23 Was There Yet Again To Revive Him With The Shock Paddles ...
Last edited by OuTeR_DiMeNsIoN15 (2006-03-01 13:36:01)
No, it was a guy teabagging.
He had no time for Teabagging or any other sort of sexual beverage, he had to get...
a rootbeer cuz he was thirsty but then he realised he was drinking horse pee so he decided to...............
jerk off a camel...
. . . a camel in BF2 (?), where and how, and yet it was there, damn hackers(!), if only there was a way to release this load of camel-jizz onto . . .
ripped his keyboard out of his computer and repeatedley wailed upon his foe who.....
yelled " Die u basterd"....
then blew him away with a 12 gauge shot gun.....
Lets get back to steves adventures...
After pwning hes friend he decided to go back playing bf2...
After pwning hes friend he decided to go back playing bf2...
to jerk off flying pickles.
When he finished that he suddenly realised how many undersex 12yr olds where controlling his life and got down to buisness sneaking into the enemy base to do some spawncamping
Last edited by Lestat<CoN> (2006-03-01 16:07:26)
however whilst camping he accidntly started a sage brush fire and was quickly seen by the enemy who.....
Last edited by Husker~ifh~ (2006-03-01 16:09:19)
started sneaking behind him using a new FireHose weapon HaX...
Last edited by INCSOC (2006-03-01 16:15:16)
He then went to Lestat<CoN> moms house and yanked it on her boobies....
Last edited by Teckademics (2006-03-01 16:39:59)
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