BF2S Forums BBQ around 27's, all invited

Ultra does it again, this time with more style.  It seems he has unhitched my boat from it's oarrings in the "wet garage" I have, I just hope he didnt bump it on the way out, that thing can be a nightmare to reverse.  I am going to have to let someone fly the thing as I can't.  My Geography is awful and we wouldnt make it to Mexico.

I have a feeling Slayer will be taking the stairs rather than the "Disco Lift" this morning, I like that lift, Funkla certanly got all the gadgets wouldnt suprise me if like Ryan he also has Midgets but time will tell.

Alfie has packed his pockets with the finest super skunk by the looks not lets up Jyden arrives some time before we set sale in his Rizla bus other wise I will have to use it in a recipe.  Im already thinking "Hippy Spag Bog".

We have some of Metals "google" sausages for breakfast, each one a suprise as to whats inside.

Before we set sail on the "good ship 27" I wouldnt mind a hand clearing up please.




See I can spell properly if I put my mind to it.


What was it she was doing with those 4 lads last night?

1927 wrote:

I have a feeling Slayer will be taking the stairs rather than the "Disco Lift" this morning, I like that lift, Funkla certanly got all the gadgets wouldnt suprise me if like Ryan he also has Midgets but time will tell.

Eh?

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

you guys are silly. everyone knows englishmen can't cook

Thats why we had it in the glorious nation of Wales.

When's the party kicking up properly? I'm getting hungry.

god damn, here comes the calories hammer...

Thanks for that, it tasted great.

I took my floating sauna with me just hook it to the rear and we're ready to go.

Good news for some of the girls on board

Whats the difference between a Fox and a Dog?   about 7 pints.

Ultrafunkula wrote:

What now? What comes next?

Are ppl still passed out or what? Or did Lloyd hire half the suckers back at the house to be caretakers.

Is this it? Could it be? All have been said, eaten, sexed and drunk? After one single day of party?

I'm up for some more I am, I'm not virtually partied out I can tell ya.

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

we should have a beach party next!

Well if we get enough people on the boat I will drive us to a beach, drive, fly, float, whatever.

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

we should have a beach party next!

Well then. Let's crash the yacht on an beachy island and...






































...play beach volley!

1927 wrote:

I will be your guido

I'm guessing you're the one in the middle?

First up if you look to your left is the disco known as Manumission.

Its (well was) £30 to get in, £6 a pint, you can go swimming and easily get lost amongst the foam



Next up on your right this time is Es 'paradise (the pyramid looking place)


£30 to get in but at 4am the dancefloor will turn to a swimming pool.  When I was here I danced with Madonna and Judge Jules as the pool thing broke.  Madge tells her friends the same story, "last time I was here 27 let me dance with him".  The surrounding bars do jugs of Vodka n Redbull for £10.  The small beach across the road is used by people showcasing sand scupltures.

Next up Cafe Mambo
This is where the night ends unless you end up pulling a munter and flicking sand up her as I did and getting all my stuff nicked.  Take them back to your rooms Gents but lock the doors, there are a lot of scallies in Ibiza.


I have booked us an excursion on a party boat.  We depart at 10am still with sleep in our eyes.  Upon boarding you will be fed champagne and rivita.  Before spending all day on the boat with a stop off for food and games


Even though 'good ship 27' docks in the Old Town of Ibiza we will not be staying there long as the place is full of cross dressing trannies, fucking weirdo's.


Fucking weirdo

Last edited by 1927 (2008-07-02 06:11:22)