1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Ultra does it again, this time with more style.  It seems he has unhitched my boat from it's oarrings in the "wet garage" I have, I just hope he didnt bump it on the way out, that thing can be a nightmare to reverse.  I am going to have to let someone fly the thing as I can't.  My Geography is awful and we wouldnt make it to Mexico.

I have a feeling Slayer will be taking the stairs rather than the "Disco Lift" this morning, I like that lift, Funkla certanly got all the gadgets wouldnt suprise me if like Ryan he also has Midgets but time will tell.

Alfie has packed his pockets with the finest super skunk by the looks not lets up Jyden arrives some time before we set sale in his Rizla bus other wise I will have to use it in a recipe.  Im already thinking "Hippy Spag Bog".

We have some of Metals "google" sausages for breakfast, each one a suprise as to whats inside.

Before we set sail on the "good ship 27" I wouldnt mind a hand clearing up please.

https://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/190079576_c51e07a548.jpg?v=0

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2419/2514898786_fd1351314a.jpg?v=0
See I can spell properly if I put my mind to it.

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2409/2288896634_1b0a2b6088.jpg?v=0
What was it she was doing with those 4 lads last night?

https://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/112803036_c374e561f2.jpg?v=0
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

1927 wrote:


Whats in them Sausages you have?
Um

I dunno lol.I google'd emm
Aa, snake surprise!
Careful I dont want anyone arrested before we set off, just leave the girls alone for a while will you.
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6685

1927 wrote:

I have a feeling Slayer will be taking the stairs rather than the "Disco Lift" this morning, I like that lift, Funkla certanly got all the gadgets wouldnt suprise me if like Ryan he also has Midgets but time will tell.


Eh?
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

NooBesT wrote:

1927 wrote:

I have a feeling Slayer will be taking the stairs rather than the "Disco Lift" this morning, I like that lift, Funkla certanly got all the gadgets wouldnt suprise me if like Ryan he also has Midgets but time will tell.


Eh?
You make sure you stick around today as yesterdays invite must of got lost in the post.  Its an open invite to all, my boat is like Noah's only you dont have to hold hands when you board it.  Neither will you be expected to mate to help keep the human species alive.  When Sere turns up with the girls you may want to anyway.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6706|Gogledd Cymru

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

you guys are silly. everyone knows englishmen can't cook
Thats why we had it in the glorious nation of Wales.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|6866

The Sheriff wrote:

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

you guys are silly. everyone knows englishmen can't cook
Thats why we had it in the glorious nation of Wales.
roflpwnt
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6685

When's the party kicking up properly? I'm getting hungry.
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
https://www.strangebusiness.com/images/content/119082.jpg

I hope you like burgers with your cheese, myself and my team have just russled this up for you Noobest.
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6973|Hell, p.o box 666

god damn, here comes the calories hammer...
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
And so the guests board the small taxi boat to take them to 27's ship where he awaits to set sail into the open shore.

Pedestrians upon the key side were heard passing comments such as "Ahhh look they are re-creating the scene from One flew over the cuckoo's nest" (the one where Jack Nic, steals the boat and takes his ' special friends' fishing for the day.

Full steam ahead, aye aye captn

https://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/1177241_b2b8903276.jpg?v=0
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6685

Thanks for that, it tasted great.

I took my floating sauna with me just hook it to the rear and we're ready to go.

https://personal.inet.fi/luonto/outoataigaa/sauna.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

NooBesT wrote:

Thanks for that, it tasted great.

I took my floating sauna with me just hook it to the rear and we're ready to go.

http://personal.inet.fi/luonto/outoataigaa/sauna.jpg
You never told me you were from Swansea, look at all those caravans. (sorry Sherrif)

What do we do if we run out of water for the sauna?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Good news for some of the girls on board

https://cafeultravioleta.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/beer-posters.jpg
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6973|Hell, p.o box 666

I know exactly what the pic above talks about
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
https://themobilegamer.co.uk/images/Beer%20Goggles%20-%20Humour.jpg

Whats the difference between a Fox and a Dog?   about 7 pints.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6690|6 6 4 oh, I forget

What now? What comes next?

Are ppl still passed out or what? Or did Lloyd hire half the suckers back at the house to be caretakers.

Is this it? Could it be? All have been said, eaten, sexed and drunk? After one single day of party?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

What now? What comes next?

Are ppl still passed out or what? Or did Lloyd hire half the suckers back at the house to be caretakers.

Is this it? Could it be? All have been said, eaten, sexed and drunk? After one single day of party?
I'm up for some more I am, I'm not virtually partied out I can tell ya.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6955|The Hague, Netherlands

we should have a beach party next!
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

we should have a beach party next!
Well if we get enough people on the boat I will drive us to a beach, drive, fly, float, whatever.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6837|London, England
enemy boat spotted
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6690|6 6 4 oh, I forget

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

we should have a beach party next!
Well then. Let's crash the yacht on an beachy island and...






































...play beach volley!

https://www.strangesports.com/images/content/102110.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Destination Unknown........

Well not quite but the song is appropriate

Ladies and Gentlemen we are off to Ibiza.

I was there 10 years ago next month so I will be your guido

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2268/2118529852_dc5f8e0403.jpg?v=0
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6837|London, England

1927 wrote:

I will be your guido
https://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

I'm guessing you're the one in the middle?
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6973|Hell, p.o box 666

right one looks like Alf
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6890|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
First up if you look to your left is the disco known as Manumission.

Its (well was) £30 to get in, £6 a pint, you can go swimming and easily get lost amongst the foam

https://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/481581986_c6390d7e67.jpg?v=0

Next up on your right this time is Es 'paradise (the pyramid looking place)
https://farm1.static.flickr.com/93/227381943_d899bddbc0.jpg?v=0

£30 to get in but at 4am the dancefloor will turn to a swimming pool.  When I was here I danced with Madonna and Judge Jules as the pool thing broke.  Madge tells her friends the same story, "last time I was here 27 let me dance with him".  The surrounding bars do jugs of Vodka n Redbull for £10.  The small beach across the road is used by people showcasing sand scupltures.

Next up Cafe Mambo
This is where the night ends unless you end up pulling a munter and flicking sand up her as I did and getting all my stuff nicked.  Take them back to your rooms Gents but lock the doors, there are a lot of scallies in Ibiza.
https://www.ibizaholidays.com/julietstevenson/ibiza-sunset-strip/cafe-mambo-6.jpg

I have booked us an excursion on a party boat.  We depart at 10am still with sleep in our eyes.  Upon boarding you will be fed champagne and rivita.  Before spending all day on the boat with a stop off for food and games
https://www.harderfaster.net/images/features/10735.ibiza%20boat%20party.jpg

Even though 'good ship 27' docks in the Old Town of Ibiza we will not be staying there long as the place is full of cross dressing trannies, fucking weirdo's.
https://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f10/439012123

Fucking weirdo
https://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/33158397_c0d922eccf.jpg?v=0

Last edited by 1927 (2008-07-02 06:11:22)

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