1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6886|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
As you can see I'm going to have a 'virtual' bbq and the good news is if you can get there your all invited.

Please feel free to bring any food, drink, music, smokes, whatever really, you can even bring a bat and ball.

I'll be doing the cooking on MY BBQ, very simular to this:

https://www.2hoursaday.co.uk/acatalog/outback_elite_titanium_gas_bbq.jpg

Some of the things I'll be cooking include:

Springbuck Fillets
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/wso/images/library/obj3171?view=976
Springbuck meat is a small grained red meat which has a very subtle flavour and very tender. These Springbuck fillets are best served undercooked and will take in the flavour of your seasoning. South African game.

Kudo Steaks
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/wso/images/library/obj3174?view=976
Kudu fillet steaks are a prime tender cut, they are a beautiful dark-red colour and have a fine structure. Kudu meat is a game meat with a distinctive taste. As all game with low fat, it does well when under cooked.

Bison Steaks
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/wso/images/library/obj3168?view=976
These Bison steaks have a full beef flavour. As Bison is very low in fat, your Bison steaks should be always be served undercooked. This brings out the full flavour of this tasty meat. KP with your dodgy teeth I'd stay away from this one, might be a bit chewy

Impala Steaks
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/wso/images/library/obj3172?view=976
Impala meat is a small grained red meat which has a very subtle flavour and very tender. These tender Impala fillets are best served medium rare and will take in the flavour of your cooking.

Ostrich Steaks
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/wso/images/library/obj3199?view=976
Ostrich meat is a small grained red meat which has a very subtle flavour, very tender and one of our most popular meats. These tender Ostrich steaks are best served undercooked and will take in the flavour of your seasoning.

Wildebeast
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/wso/images/library/obj3175?view=976
A medium grained deep red meat which has a very subtle flavour and very tender. These wildebeest fillets are best served medium rare and will take in the flavour of your seasoning while retaining the game flavour.

Crocodile steak tail fillet
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/wso/images/library/obj3177?view=976
This crocodile meat is best cooked frozen as during any thawing process all the meat juices run out and the flavour is lost. Crocodile meat should be cooked for two minutes on either side and then allowed to stand for a few minutes. Do not use a large number of ingredients (other than herbs or spices) - no more than three is recommended. If frying crocodile meat, always use butter or olive oil as they will not impart a flavour that is unique or different.

Kangaroo steaks - fillet
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/wso/images/library/obj3176?view=976
Kangaroo fillets are both succulent and versatile. They are also rich in iron and low in fat. Kangaroo steaks work well with seasoning while keeping their unique taste.

Zebra Steaks
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/wso/images/library/obj3178?view=976
These zebra steaks are a deep red meat with a medium grain. It is a sweet meat with a medium game flavour. Cooks similar to beef but and works well with seasoning.

Reindeer
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/webdb/products/altmeat/reindeermeat?view=1103
Reindeer meat is a must try for all you venison lovers out there. NOT AVAILABLE AT XMAS BBQ (I got kids) Cooked medium rare the great flavour of the fillet steak is well worth sampling.

Python
https://www.keziefoods.co.uk/webdb/products/altmeat/python?view=1103
You may notice that I no longer stock Rattlesnake - this is because we have found Python to be a much better quality snake meat, with a lot more meat and less bones. From Bolivia, this product is a unique and a little more expensive meat.

So who wants want?
https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2193/2086026271_d67fd6d815.jpg?v=0

We'll talk about the booze further on.
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6955|London

Uhh, but we're on the internets, and food doesn't go through the internets...

????!?!?!
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum
booze now?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7023|Nårvei

I'll take a beer and a derka derka steak with baka laka sauce please ...
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6886|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FatherTed wrote:

booze now?
Yep were ready for that

https://www.booze-bibbing-order-of-bacchus.com/images/pictures/bucket.jpg

The girls are here, at the moment me and Fatherted got 2 each.  Correction, I got 2 to myself, Eggy and Fatherted get 1 each.
https://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o160/t0ny_06/fat-girls-in-bikinis1.jpg

And NO, these beasts will not be joining the others on the BBQ, this is one animal that will not be roasted by the end of it all.  Well, I can only speak for myself.


If you going to come to my BBQ bring your own chick/s.

Last edited by 1927 (2008-07-01 01:37:24)

RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6618|NSW, Australia

wtf is going on?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6886|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

XxRavenxX wrote:

wtf is going on?
You've already been drinking I can tell, thats ok.  Grab a seat, grab a girl, get a beer out the bucket but unless you bring your own you won't be staying long.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6886|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Varegg wrote:

I'll take a beer and a derka derka steak with baka laka sauce please ...
https://www.92lude.com/gallery/albums/userpics/thumb_derka%20derkaa.jpg

I just need to double check with you thats what you want Eggy?
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6780|NYC / Hamburg

yay bbq

I'll bring some beer
https://www.brigl-bergmeister.com/produkte/etikettenpapiere/anwendung_etiketten/img/flensburger.jpg

and T-bone steaks
https://www.mcleanbeef.com/images/products/Tbone.jpg
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum
Can i be the token drunk?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6886|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Yes Max I'm liking that, here meet Jenny, she lives round the corner, she's a Beauty Technician and collects stamps you two have a chat while I get back to the grill.
https://img364.imageshack.us/img364/724/012dr.jpg
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6780|NYC / Hamburg

why thank you for introducing us

*chats*
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6886|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

FatherTed wrote:

Can i be the token drunk?
You can but I was hoping you would chip in and do some cooking, maybe entertain the guests, play some music, tell some jokes, fill the pool, that kind of thing.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6618|NSW, Australia

I dont know whats going on, but I like it
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6713|so randum

1927 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Can i be the token drunk?
You can but I was hoping you would chip in and do some cooking, maybe entertain the guests, play some music, tell some jokes, fill the pool, that kind of thing.
I'll wander round with the irish charm on
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6886|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

XxRavenxX wrote:

I dont know whats going on, but I like it
Look, just stay out the way for a minute while I get you a coffee, you need to get some food down your neck, this is going to be a long session
https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/2152458466_d34b9ddf82.jpg?v=0

And once you have sobered up young man you can run down the OFFY (Booze shop) and get some more, greddy get.
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6969|Hell, p.o box 666

I wonder if Jenny likes skinny, big nosed, guitar playing, camo pants wearing, beer killing, cigarett sucking guys from Germany... Ah f*ck it, as long as there is beer and meat count me in
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6780|NYC / Hamburg

what we also need is some potatoes
https://www.fotosearch.com/comp/WTD/WTD182/baked-potato-with-sour-cream-in-foil-close-up-~-WESTF00404.jpg

and corn
https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1109/1386266350_3c80176318.jpg?v=0

who want's some with their meat?
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6969|Hell, p.o box 666

potatos are fine, get off with ur corn... where the f*ck is the beer!!!
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6702|Gogledd Cymru

Shit just as I go to the dentists and get filings, I'll just have a cold one 27, cheers.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Cider-strongbow.jpg/450px-Cider-strongbow.jpg
djphetal
Go Ducks.
+346|6549|Oregon
You know, all I want is a nice, fat burger. With sauteed onions! I'll bring the onions, as well as a couple cases of Reed's Premium Ginger Ale. I know many there are either underage or don't drink, so for them, the Reed's will be there! And for those of us who are old enough/drink anyway, Reed's mixes AMAZINGLY with spiced rum!

Oh, and if you all don't mind, I'll make a summer mix!
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6780|NYC / Hamburg

Slayer wrote:

potatos are fine, get off with ur corn... where the f*ck is the beer!!!
I already brought some flensburger, grab one if you like
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6706|N. Ireland
I'll bring my delicacy: Flame-grilled Pyro "OMGWTFBBQ"
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6969|Hell, p.o box 666

max, you´ve brought the Flens 11 minutes ago, do u really think there are any left now???

god damn, I´ve lost one or two bottles on the way....

https://www.knallgaeu.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/unfall.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6886|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Slayer wrote:

I wonder if Jenny likes skinny, big nosed, guitar playing, camo pants wearing, beer killing, cigarett sucking guys from Germany... Ah f*ck it, as long as there is beer and meat count me in
Right everyone on there best behaviour Slayer's turned up, someone get this man a seat with cushions.

Here you go sir! I'll try and keep this lot in order but if any mis-behave you and Eggy can sort them out, I would be most grateful.

https://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9756/burger2lh1.jpg
Take your pick
https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341/1835726177_b94d05ef96.jpg?v=0

and meet Blodwyn (she's Welsh just like me)
https://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/118051851_391295e10c.jpg?v=0

Blodwyn meet Slayer, Slayer meet Blodwyn

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