UberRanger
Member
+-2|6927|UK
and as he got closer he realised that one of the female soldiers had a testicle on her forehead and so he
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6971|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
they had a threesome but then he forgot to put on his condom and made them pragnent................
bingobones
Member
+6|6959|London, UK
flam the cat is dead.
pay attention!


so eventually he found his ammo....he then strolls down to the beach and...
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6971|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
trips over a stone and losses all his ammo cuz it falls in the sea..............
bingobones
Member
+6|6959|London, UK
http://www.icq.com/icq2go/

or do u have msn messenger?

Last edited by bingobones (2006-02-28 05:18:26)

bingobones
Member
+6|6959|London, UK
so he goes swimming in search of his lost ammo....when he got swallowed by a whale...
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6971|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
and saw pinochio (that wooden puppet) in the belly of the whale.............

Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-02-28 05:20:40)

UberRanger
Member
+-2|6927|UK
yea i have msn would you like my address?

so steve grabbed pinochio and made him into a small board and floated to safety when the whale opened his mouth
bingobones
Member
+6|6959|London, UK
and was really hungry so decided to go to "day of the raj" for a curry (chicken madras actually)


yeh gimme ur msn

Last edited by bingobones (2006-02-28 05:26:55)

cmotdibbler
Member
+19|6900|The pork thing inna bun stall.
but whilst surfing to shore he was attacked by an enemy plane which...
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6971|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
was of his own allies but cuz of the 1.2 patch they thought he was chinese.......
bingobones
Member
+6|6959|London, UK
masta daco u have msn or icq?
xbrandomx
Member
+9|6884
and the chineese gave him rice... and then he decided he should
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6971|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

bingobones wrote:

masta daco u have msn or icq?
my msn is [email protected]
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6971|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
learn kung-fu to kill the chinese commander...
bingobones
Member
+6|6959|London, UK
so he set out on foot to find jet-li
Kylau
Member
+9|6940|Washington
and get killed by jet li so he could punish he teammates inside the jet...

Last edited by Kylau (2006-02-28 05:36:56)

UberRanger
Member
+-2|6927|UK
yea mine is [email protected], old school nickname lol tho im at work so wont b on till later get home at 5.30 see ya then bye!
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6971|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
and the pilot says 5 times in a row srry and forgets to press x to deploy flares so he crashes........

Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-02-28 07:07:43)

e-i-u-benjamin
WoeKoeMakaLaLaLoekieWaWa
+40|6994|The Netherlands
and waits 15 seconds and then respawns at the airfield, but what does he see there: 200 men waitin for his plane!
Jarheadz
Member
+2|6867|Austin, Tx
so he took out his PKM that lying around there and.....
Landepaukku
Finnish bush-man
+23|7071|Finland
All of them singing " i like to move it move it, i like to move it move it..." So he whipped out his c4...
Jarheadz
Member
+2|6867|Austin, Tx
and place it on the nearby car/buggy (or whatever) and ran the car to the middle of the crowds where....
boomerhausen
Member
+0|6867
whipped down his pants, showed them his arse and shouted..
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6925|Devon, England
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