and as he got closer he realised that one of the female soldiers had a testicle on her forehead and so he
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they had a threesome but then he forgot to put on his condom and made them pragnent................
flam the cat is dead.
pay attention!
so eventually he found his ammo....he then strolls down to the beach and...
pay attention!
so eventually he found his ammo....he then strolls down to the beach and...
trips over a stone and losses all his ammo cuz it falls in the sea..............
http://www.icq.com/icq2go/
or do u have msn messenger?
or do u have msn messenger?
Last edited by bingobones (2006-02-28 05:18:26)
so he goes swimming in search of his lost ammo....when he got swallowed by a whale...
and saw pinochio (that wooden puppet) in the belly of the whale.............
Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-02-28 05:20:40)
yea i have msn would you like my address?
so steve grabbed pinochio and made him into a small board and floated to safety when the whale opened his mouth
so steve grabbed pinochio and made him into a small board and floated to safety when the whale opened his mouth
and was really hungry so decided to go to "day of the raj" for a curry (chicken madras actually)
yeh gimme ur msn
yeh gimme ur msn
Last edited by bingobones (2006-02-28 05:26:55)
but whilst surfing to shore he was attacked by an enemy plane which...
was of his own allies but cuz of the 1.2 patch they thought he was chinese.......
masta daco u have msn or icq?
and the chineese gave him rice... and then he decided he should
my msn is [email protected]bingobones wrote:
masta daco u have msn or icq?
learn kung-fu to kill the chinese commander...
so he set out on foot to find jet-li
and get killed by jet li so he could punish he teammates inside the jet...
Last edited by Kylau (2006-02-28 05:36:56)
yea mine is [email protected], old school nickname lol tho im at work so wont b on till later get home at 5.30 see ya then bye!
and the pilot says 5 times in a row srry and forgets to press x to deploy flares so he crashes........
Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-02-28 07:07:43)
and waits 15 seconds and then respawns at the airfield, but what does he see there: 200 men waitin for his plane!
so he took out his PKM that lying around there and.....
All of them singing " i like to move it move it, i like to move it move it..." So he whipped out his c4...
and place it on the nearby car/buggy (or whatever) and ran the car to the middle of the crowds where....
whipped down his pants, showed them his arse and shouted..
"Be my friends!"
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