I came to this conclusion during my flight from Chicago back to DC. During my trip there, I noticed many fine looking women (or "dimes" as it were), especially this one hot redheaded chick at the airport. And this flight attendant. But I digress.
Women can get ANY guy they want, no matter how dumpy or harpoon-worthy you are there is always some guy willing to nail anything.
Men on the other hand, are not so fortunate. In related matters, a woman can bitch and moan all she wants to her boyfriend/husband and the guy puts up with it cause, hey, it's better than masturbation. But if a guy was constantly nagging, he'd be wanking into the toilet in a split second. "Honey could you buy me those shoes"? always passes. "Hey babe could you buy me that Corvette"? will get you a slap.
Girl hits a man, she's a psycho bitch. Guy hits a girl, 10 years in the clink (referring to self-defense here).
Guys have to serve in the military if there's a draft. Not women
Women can screw the boss and get a promotion. If a guy went up to his boss and said "Hey Jay, I just wanted to say that your shirt is very flattering and brings out your amazing muscular build and girth," he'd get fired.
Women do feel SOME pain when kicked in the genital area, but nowhere near as much as a man.
Women only have to use bathroom stalls, while men are sometimes forced to either stand at a urinal between two other guys (and nothing separating each urinal) or piss their pants.
I call for a manly revolution! Who's with me?!
Women can get ANY guy they want, no matter how dumpy or harpoon-worthy you are there is always some guy willing to nail anything.
Men on the other hand, are not so fortunate. In related matters, a woman can bitch and moan all she wants to her boyfriend/husband and the guy puts up with it cause, hey, it's better than masturbation. But if a guy was constantly nagging, he'd be wanking into the toilet in a split second. "Honey could you buy me those shoes"? always passes. "Hey babe could you buy me that Corvette"? will get you a slap.
Girl hits a man, she's a psycho bitch. Guy hits a girl, 10 years in the clink (referring to self-defense here).
Guys have to serve in the military if there's a draft. Not women
Women can screw the boss and get a promotion. If a guy went up to his boss and said "Hey Jay, I just wanted to say that your shirt is very flattering and brings out your amazing muscular build and girth," he'd get fired.
Women do feel SOME pain when kicked in the genital area, but nowhere near as much as a man.
Women only have to use bathroom stalls, while men are sometimes forced to either stand at a urinal between two other guys (and nothing separating each urinal) or piss their pants.
I call for a manly revolution! Who's with me?!
Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-06-20 16:16:29)