We were going through the "all your base" shit and I think I killed her.
I said "someone set up us the bomb" like 20 minutes ago and she still hasn't responded.
I said "someone set up us the bomb" like 20 minutes ago and she still hasn't responded.
Me: touche
Her: Quite.
Me: indeed
Her: If neither of us is george, then whom is george?
Me: you are srs beans aren't you, I like that
Her: Please! I'll do anything.
Me: Make me dinner, legit chicken bitch
Her: You're turning into Ben.
Me: who ben? Do i need akill dis nigger srs?
WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO BEN IS! DO IT!
Her: Quite.
Me: indeed
Her: If neither of us is george, then whom is george?
Me: you are srs beans aren't you, I like that
Her: Please! I'll do anything.
Me: Make me dinner, legit chicken bitch
Her: You're turning into Ben.
Me: who ben? Do i need akill dis nigger srs?
WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO BEN IS! DO IT!
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
LOLWUT?
Have it occured to you guys that there is someone just like you sitting at the other end ?
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Varegg wrote:
Have it occured to you guys that there is someone just like you sitting at the other end ?
yupebug9 wrote:
I swear they're paying foreign people to sit at a computer and come up with responses for these things.
(her impeccable English but failure to understand the main concept of the conversation reminded me of the foreign tech support people for my ISP)
Smart bitch.
When I tell it that my first name is Nick, it totally doesn't belive me and it just keeps asking me over and over, what a jackass.
lol best one:
Me: Do you take cock in the ass?
Her: I prefer to give rather than receive.
Me: Do you take cock in the ass?
Her: I prefer to give rather than receive.
Yeah, I'd put in Michael Jackson, and she'd say 'Hello Michael'. Then she'd prompt me to say 'Hi Joan'. Then she'd say 'Hi, Joan'. Rather dumb.Dauntless wrote:
When I tell it that my first name is Nick, it totally doesn't belive me and it just keeps asking me over and over, what a jackass.
She can't sing some of the most popular MJ songs. Queen's her favorite band, tho, at least she had some taste.
I was trying to teach her how to do the souljah boi :\
Me: PUNCH THEN CRANK BACK THREE TIMES FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
Her: Come punch me in the face right now.
Me: PUNCH THEN CRANK BACK THREE TIMES FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
Her: Come punch me in the face right now.
That must be really inconvenient for you.
can i cum on your face?
Of course, and down my throat.
awesomeness!!!
can i cum on your face?
Of course, and down my throat.
awesomeness!!!
I think I broke her brains.
lol:
Joan:You know, I am a soldier in usa army, but I really don't want to go to iraq.
Me:Why not? It's fun
Joan:I have a really good modern shower in my flat.
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me- ya gonna get murked blood init
You're 77177 years old?
me- shut it slag
You started it!
me- orly
Thanks. Who are you?
me- sam!
Yes , you are very beautiful!!!
You're 77177 years old?
me- shut it slag
You started it!
me- orly
Thanks. Who are you?
me- sam!
Yes , you are very beautiful!!!
+1 for you, you made me laugh my tits off.csmag wrote:
lol best one:
Me: Do you take cock in the ass?
Her: I prefer to give rather than receive.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
She : No, I am Max
Me: Are you Gay?
No, but i have thought about it
lolwut
Me: Are you Gay?
No, but i have thought about it
lolwut
Female AI Bots have evolved..
Me-Do you have a pussy?
Her-Yes I have 2.
Me-Do you have a pussy?
Her-Yes I have 2.
what do you know about 4chan.org?
I don't know much about them to be honest. Can you tell me anything?
world of warcraft could potentially ruin my life.
I'm with the Horde side.
I don't know much about them to be honest. Can you tell me anything?
world of warcraft could potentially ruin my life.
I'm with the Horde side.
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