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2006-02-26 11:57:00

#1

E7IX3R: is drunk and crazy; +216|6709|UK

Last night I had a party.

I got smashed.

Spent the night with 2 girls in my bed. Convinced them to get into their underwear (hey i have a girlfriend..sort of) and listen to them talk about things like

favourite sex positions
how they masturbate
how they have a high sex drive
and loads of other girl stuff.

i also got to see my best friends girlfriends breasts, which are massive, and actually really nice.

Danced about to random crap.

Didn't sleep

Watched Man Utd win the carling cup.

GOOD TIMES.

2006-02-26 12:04:12

#2

Janysc: Member; +59|6704|Norway

Congratulations?

2006-02-26 17:27:24

#3

Stephen_Sung_811007: Member; +4|6721|Taiwan

cmon man you shouldnt have convinced them to get in their underwear

2006-02-26 17:41:58

#4

number901: Member; +1|6695|uk

please tell me you shagged them ? , those kind of opportunities should alway's be played to the max , cuz you never know when they will come round again .

2006-02-26 17:51:52

#5

mjw: The All Rounder; +22|6780|Rotherham, England

lucky son of a mother. Wish i had that much action

2006-02-26 17:58:45

#6

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd: Member; +169|6767|Mexico City

You only TALK ????????????????????????
if u did that, WHAT A FUKKING WASTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-02-26 18:03:44

#7

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6692|UK

p00fter alert?!

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2006-02-26 18:03:56

#8

Duckeh: Member; +3|6676|Middle O' England

E7IX3R wrote:
I got smashed.
...etc.

i also got to see my best friends girlfriends breasts, which are massive, and actually really nice.
...etc,

Watched Man Utd win the carling cup.

GOOD TIMES.

LoL !!!
F*cking Class!

Poor Wigan!

2006-02-26 18:11:41

#9

Sgt.Bulldog: Member; +0|6656

ok let me get this right!! You got them nuked and talking about sex positions and masturbation.But you didnt get any poonany,no stanky on ur danky.Come on dude it doesn't get any easier than that.I know if i should slap the crap out of you or shake your hand for haveing such luck.How ever i would like to ask you. is there something wrong with you?A wise man once said he who hesitates masturebates.

Last edited by Sgt.Bulldog (2006-02-26 18:16:13)

2006-02-26 21:42:19

#10

Stratocaster: WCR official whiner; +6|6749|Madrid, Spain

you call that action? I call that a slow tuesday...

2006-02-26 21:49:52

#11

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|6700

I was like - at this chess match once . And I like saw this one chic . And I was like woah . Then she walked by and I was like Woah ! I got to see her butt as she walked by . I was like ....woah ! Man it was awsome ! I even like snapped a pic of her with my cell phone ! Man ......wait till I show my freinds !Like , I got game yo !

2006-02-26 22:04:23

#12

frankie4fingers08-2: Member; +0|6775

I am calling bullshit on that story.... I will give you two chicks semi naked about to really let loose, but tell the truth.... YOU really went to your computer logged in th www.bf2s.com and showed them your rank and stats.....

you bullshitter you ...

At the very least tell us you showed them your purple heart........

or maybe you were about to finish them both off and you warned ARTY YOUR AREA!!!!!

good job,

Frankie...

Last edited by frankie4fingers08-2 (2006-02-26 22:07:54)

2006-02-26 22:19:52

#13

kR4MR: 3 Tours Of 'Nam And All I Got Was This Lousy Forum; +3|6758|Aus

ROFL, look at all the 14 year olds.....

2006-02-26 22:26:34

#15

sparklet: Banned; +34|6769|stop corecting my grammer!!!!!

<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:
lies until you provide pictures.

i gots a new gun

shooting ppl is better than sex

J/k
sex is much beter

2006-02-26 22:27:24

#16

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6737

Stratocaster wrote:
you call that action? I call that a slow tuesday...

really? if i double what he did, i call that a slow tuesday

but nice job

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-02-26 23:16:28

#17

CANADIAN_rocker: Member; +0|6767|CANADA

kR4MR wrote:
ROFL, look at all the 14 year olds.....

fuck you bunny is gay.

2006-02-26 23:26:31

#18

AdamEcks: Member; +1|6724|Canada, Eh.

Sadly the people on this fourm are paying more attention to him than those "women" were.

2006-02-26 23:26:40

#19

siciliano732: Member; +202|6670|New York

no im fucked.....i had unprotected sex with 2 girls in the same weekend...and now one of the dumb broads is talkin stupid things about possible pregnancy and the other....the other i find out has had clemidia and been with 8 other guys ALL UNPROTECTED!....that right there is what we call FUCKED!

Last edited by siciliano732 (2006-02-26 23:30:17)

2006-02-26 23:31:48

#20

MrBenis: Member; +0|6700

talking stupid? what did you do, give her brain damage with your radio-active semen or something?

2006-02-27 01:02:54

#21

E7IX3R: is drunk and crazy; +216|6709|UK

<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:
lies until you provide pictures.

i think i have a picture of one girls ass.

im not sure.

anyway.

One of them is quite good friends with my girlfriend, who asked her to tell her if i do anything i shouldnt.

I'm mr. faithful you know, sort of.

Actually, I did slip "Enemy boat spotted" into the conversation at one point.

Last edited by E7IX3R (2006-02-27 01:04:02)

2006-02-27 01:11:15

#22

DECEPTION_POINT: Banned; +17|6687|newcastle , N.S.W , Australia

somebody's gay and besides your a nerd

2006-03-12 02:25:56

#23

Mr.Pieeater: Member; +116|6645|Cherry Pie

Yea, and then one time I got drunk and posted some stuff about getting girls in their underwear on a videogame forum and everyone was like whoa and I was like whoa and then I figure out that no one gives a rats ass about how I was in a bed with two fat girls. Dude seriously, are you a big fan of Fantastic Four? Because you remind me of Johnny, always sayng, "Flame on!".

2006-03-13 13:56:37

#25

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6730|Charlie One Alpha

E7IX3R wrote:
Actually, I did slip "Enemy boat spotted" into the conversation at one point.

Man, give me your home adress so I can come high-five you.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

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