Homer: Aww, $20? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Quiet, you fool. $20 can buy you many peanuts.
Homer: Expalin how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
"Hmm, they have the Internet on computers now."
"A woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300lbs. They make ice and, um... Oh, waitaminute... Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You gotta drink another woman! And another.
"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"English side ruined, must use... French instructions! 'Le grille'... What the hell is that?!"
Agent Skully: This is a simple lie detector. I'm going to ask you a few "yes" or "no" questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. [machine blows up]
"You're always making things up. Bart's a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's all go back to that building thingy where our beds and TV...is."
"If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things."
"I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system's out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge — it's Chinatown!"
Pretty much all of
these.
BONUS BEST SIDESHOW BOB QUOTE: "You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they're in, I'll be back, me and all my criminal buddies!
