Since it's Friday, I thought I'd make some copy pasta served with my own sauce, and reintroduce the art of fist pumping to the community.
As all of you probably know, fist pumping has been around for ages. Well, at least ever since Euro-techno was introduced to the music industry (also known as the apocalypse of good music, or "Neon Sunday"). The following text will give you, dear reader, an insight to what fist pumping really is, and guidelines to what you yourself can do to be a hardcore fist pumper (read: douche).
The following is a guide to pumping fist:
So, now that you have the basics down, let's go to variations:
My personal favorite is the submarine. Stylish. Very stylish indeed.
Key word: Guido
1. Hair. It needs to be full of gel and defying gravity
2. Complexion. The more you have orange fake tan creme on you, the cooler you think you are, and more likely not to score -> more time to pump that fist. However, scoring is generally what fist pumpers are after anyway. They live a life of paradoxes.
3. Clothes. White shirt, top undone. Amount of buttons undone correlates directly of how much you have pumped iron. Can be replaced by other apparel, tight T:s are a good choice as well.
Amateurs
A Fucking Pro
A Veteran Guido Fist Pumper
Now, let's see some fist pumping in action:
Fist pumping in groups for that extra effect:
This guy gets seriously psyched of the beat, the douche. Where's Techno Viking when you need him?
A solo fist pumper looking to mate
The last guy has some great variation, he starts out with the submarine, quickly switching to an over-the-head-motion followed by left-right variations. Fist pumping has never been so.. ..multifaceted!
Have a nice weekend, bf2s.commies, and don't let me catch you pumping your fists and looking like Guidos, unless it's for comedic value - then it's ok.
Sources:
http://www.guidofistpump.com/
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … mp&r=f
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_pump
As all of you probably know, fist pumping has been around for ages. Well, at least ever since Euro-techno was introduced to the music industry (also known as the apocalypse of good music, or "Neon Sunday"). The following text will give you, dear reader, an insight to what fist pumping really is, and guidelines to what you yourself can do to be a hardcore fist pumper (read: douche).
However, this topic is concentrating on fist pumping to music. Besides, wikipedia failed to mention where the notorious Guido fist pump originates from. New Jersey.Wikipedia wrote:
The fist pump is a celebratory gesture in which a closed fist is raised before the torso and subsequently drawn down and nearer to the body in a vigorous, swift motion. The fist pump is frequently carried out in parts of the Western Hemisphere, Europe, and Japan (where it is known as guts pose) to denote enthusiasm, exuberance, or success and may be accompanied by a similarly energetic exclamation or vociferation. The gesture may be executed once or in a rapid series.
The following is a guide to pumping fist:
So, now that you have the basics down, let's go to variations:
My personal favorite is the submarine. Stylish. Very stylish indeed.
How to look like a fist pumper?urbandictionary.com wrote:
Fist pumping is an arm motion made during intense moments of musical euphoria, defined by the outward thrusting of the fist and flexing in-between repetitions. Usually done in groups of 3 or more. Can also be done inside a moving vehicle for extra style points and honks from random females
1. The beegees techno remix is on... it's fist pump time!
2. At the club, John likes to fist pump his way to the dancefloor
3. The Guido fist pump is part of every successful man's nightlife
Key word: Guido
1. Hair. It needs to be full of gel and defying gravity
2. Complexion. The more you have orange fake tan creme on you, the cooler you think you are, and more likely not to score -> more time to pump that fist. However, scoring is generally what fist pumpers are after anyway. They live a life of paradoxes.
3. Clothes. White shirt, top undone. Amount of buttons undone correlates directly of how much you have pumped iron. Can be replaced by other apparel, tight T:s are a good choice as well.
Amateurs
A Fucking Pro
A Veteran Guido Fist Pumper
Now, let's see some fist pumping in action:
Fist pumping in groups for that extra effect:
This guy gets seriously psyched of the beat, the douche. Where's Techno Viking when you need him?
A solo fist pumper looking to mate
The last guy has some great variation, he starts out with the submarine, quickly switching to an over-the-head-motion followed by left-right variations. Fist pumping has never been so.. ..multifaceted!
Have a nice weekend, bf2s.commies, and don't let me catch you pumping your fists and looking like Guidos, unless it's for comedic value - then it's ok.
Sources:
http://www.guidofistpump.com/
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … mp&r=f
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_pump
I need around tree fiddy.