Jerk off, and save yourself from cancer

2008-04-22 17:44:48

#1

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6713|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer
SUMMARY: Researchers find that men who masturbate frequently are at a reduced risk of cancer.

Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_ … SETQas0NUE

thanks, once again, australia

2008-04-22 17:45:55

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Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6389|London, England

Well cowami you must be immune to prostate cancer by now.

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2008-04-22 17:48:32

#3

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6423|The Mitten

Mutantsteak wrote:
Well cowami you must be immune to prostate cancer by now.

Not even his kids will have to worry about it.

EE (hats

2008-04-22 17:49:39

#4

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6992|Mountains of NC

give a min too fight off cancer and I'll brb

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2008-04-22 17:52:17

#5

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7267|Alberta, Canada

Mutantsteak wrote:
Well cowami you must be immune to prostate cancer by now.

I am.

I just finished. 7-9 times per week = set for life.

2008-04-22 17:54:13

#6

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6812|New York

So, how do I cure my hairy palms then? Fix one thing, fuck up another.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2008-04-22 17:54:37

#7

Stimey: +786|6544|Ontario | Canada

Ryan wrote:
Mutantsteak wrote:
Well cowami you must be immune to prostate cancer by now.
I am.

I just finished. 7-9 times per week per day= set for life.

fix'd 4 u

2008-04-22 17:55:59

#8

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6389|London, England

Stimey wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Mutantsteak wrote:
Well cowami you must be immune to prostate cancer by now.
I am.

I just finished. 7-9 times per week per dayper minute= set for life.
fix'd 4 u

You're a pervert Ryan

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2008-04-22 18:02:53

#9

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7166|FUCK UBISOFT

Mutantsteak wrote:
Stimey wrote:
Ryan wrote:

I am.

I just finished. 7-9 times per week per dayper minuteper second= set for life.
fix'd 4 u
You're a pervert Ryan

qft

2008-04-22 18:04:32

#10

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6713|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Miggle wrote:
Mutantsteak wrote:
Stimey wrote:

fix'd 4 u
You're a pervert Ryan
qft

tbh i think he'd be shooting blanks by then

2008-04-22 18:07:20

#11

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6869|The Land of Scott Walker

"...carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly."

This could revolutionize so many relationships.

2008-04-22 18:09:04

#12

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7162|Massachusetts.

That's really, really, really old news.

2008-04-22 18:15:17

#13

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|7015|Reisterstown, MD

Rumor has it that it also makes you go blind....or something.

2008-04-22 18:23:13

#14

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6556

I had a friend who did it so much he turned japanese.

2008-04-22 18:29:39

#15

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6713|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

NateWiese wrote:
I had a friend who did it so much he turned japanese.

/gratuitous

2008-04-22 19:09:49

#16

Mystline: Banned; +38|6544|United States

NateWiese wrote:
I had a friend who did it so much he turned japanese.

*crickets*

2008-04-22 19:20:09

#17

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6713|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Mystline wrote:
NateWiese wrote:
I had a friend who did it so much he turned japanese.
*crickets*

OMG MASTERSTYLE

2008-04-22 19:24:53

#18

Mystline: Banned; +38|6544|United States

cowami wrote:
Mystline wrote:
NateWiese wrote:
I had a friend who did it so much he turned japanese.
*crickets*
OMG MASTERSTYLE

Who?

2008-04-22 19:27:08

#19

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6953|Global Command

I'm good!

2008-04-22 19:35:49

#20

i g: Banned; +876|6288|GA

inb4

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2008-04-22 19:52:38

#21

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7267|Alberta, Canada

Mutantsteak wrote:
Stimey wrote:
Ryan wrote:

I am.

I just finished. 7-9 times per week per dayper minute= set for life.
fix'd 4 u
You're a pervert Ryan

7-9 per day only when I see Cowami's face on BF2s.

2008-04-22 22:31:39

#22

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6961|Long Island, New York

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:
inb4

http://www.mlcsmith.com/graphics/not_mi … ittens.jpg

Fuck kittens. I'd rather save my damn prostate before them.

2008-04-23 00:28:38

#23

BVC: Member; +325|7119

Saved! :d

2008-04-23 00:36:20

#24

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7162|The Hague, Netherlands

cowami wrote:
Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer
SUMMARY: Researchers find that men who masturbate frequently are at a reduced risk of cancer.

Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_ … SETQas0NUE

thanks, once again, Australia

well you may say "thanks Australia" but have a heart for the Australians, they've banned Porn and now they come up with this,

imagine all the Australians sitting down under now and thinking to themselves: "crikey, first they ban porn and now masturbation is suppose to save us..." (which porn helps a lot with, what I've been told... dunno... dunno..... /cough)

I smell a revolution coming.

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2008-04-23 00:41:00

#25

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6887|A W S M F O X

Yes, we fucking ROCK@!!!121!!

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