haha sweetDonFck wrote:
This morning about 7-10 people from our production facilities walked in a line with their coffee cups in their hand to the administration/sales offices coffee room in hopes for delicious caek.
No caek, bitches!
Haven't either made any - or fallen for any - jokes today. I did kill off a couple, though, which I'll just cout as my april's fools.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
I hate Aprils Fools day
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No fuck you, I really do hate it
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No fuck you, I really do hate it
lol, woke up this morning to see this.
Also, plastic wrap over the toilet, but beneath the toilet seat. If they don't notice things well, they can go piss and make it bounce off the plastic wrap. The best thing is that it's so incredibly difficult to stop mid-piss, so they just might keep going. This is a bit of a messy prank, so use at your own discretion.SenorToenails wrote:
If you stretch plastic wrap over a doorway really carefully so there aren't any wrinkles, you can really surprise people leaving their rooms in the morning. My dad did that to my brother one year. Hilarious!DeathUnlimited wrote:
Here you can tell everything about how you got scammed and how you scammed people. Gogogo!
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
Another thing a friend and I did was to block our other friend's truck in a parking lot. We parked right up to the side of his car as close as we could get, so that he couldn't open his doors. It was brilliant, he had maybe an inch on either side. Somehow he got out, although I have no idea how.
The Post It's everywhere is a classic.
Take a screenshot of the desktop, apply it as the background. Delete all the icons and disable windows explorer. If the person isn't very tech savvy, they may not get what happened and freak the fuck out.
Hide all the person's actual picture folders, and replace them with gay porn.
The Post It's everywhere is a classic.
Take a screenshot of the desktop, apply it as the background. Delete all the icons and disable windows explorer. If the person isn't very tech savvy, they may not get what happened and freak the fuck out.
Hide all the person's actual picture folders, and replace them with gay porn.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
google and youtube both have failed april fool's jokes.
gmail thinks their funny:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html
and if you click any of the "featured videos" on youtube, you get rickrolled.
nubs
gmail thinks their funny:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html
and if you click any of the "featured videos" on youtube, you get rickrolled.
nubs
Texted brother: Mum's been in car crash.
That didn't go down well.
Texted another 3 people I've been expelled.
Fooled my head of year into thinking I have a disorder with my testicles.
That was funny.
That didn't go down well.
Texted another 3 people I've been expelled.
Fooled my head of year into thinking I have a disorder with my testicles.
That was funny.
My computer pulled a prank on me by limiting the PCI-E link speed to x1. Although, at a bus bandwidth representative of that of a mid 90's graphics card, I still ran BF2 at 20FPS. Although, I went like "WTF", and thought that it might be because I haven't formatted in a while, I still rebooted and changed the setting.
Strange, really. Was fine yesterday night, and I haven't touched the computer since. And nobody else would even be able to figure out how to turn it on...
Strange, really. Was fine yesterday night, and I haven't touched the computer since. And nobody else would even be able to figure out how to turn it on...
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
That happened in my school's band room today.heggs wrote:
The Post It's everywhere is a classic.
Gmail has a new "Custom Time" feature.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Wikipedia is now all cleaned up and 100% accurate.
my computer decided that it would fuck with my internet and force me to spend 2 hours screwing with plugs before realizing i could fix it on control panel.Freezer7Pro wrote:
My computer pulled a prank on me by limiting the PCI-E link speed to x1. Although, at a bus bandwidth representative of that of a mid 90's graphics card, I still ran BF2 at 20FPS. Although, I went like "WTF", and thought that it might be because I haven't formatted in a while, I still rebooted and changed the setting.
Strange, really. Was fine yesterday night, and I haven't touched the computer since. And nobody else would even be able to figure out how to turn it on...
Fuck youtube. any link you click to watch a vid on the home page and you get rickrolled. fuckers.
well my plan was (started too late)
to get mods change their names to old members, like Triggerhappy998, Polarbearz, THA...
copy their title,sig,avatar etc..
and get a party started!
(only thing you guys could notice it wasn't them is I guess the karma/email.)
but it EPIC FAILED! guess that alone was a "APRIL FOOLS ALFIE" in my own face. of course 2 the same names won't work.
to get mods change their names to old members, like Triggerhappy998, Polarbearz, THA...
copy their title,sig,avatar etc..
and get a party started!
(only thing you guys could notice it wasn't them is I guess the karma/email.)
but it EPIC FAILED! guess that alone was a "APRIL FOOLS ALFIE" in my own face. of course 2 the same names won't work.
Authorities bust illegal Pokémon fighting ring
http://www.feministgamers.com/?p=373
New Xbox Products
http://www.xbox.com/en-US/community/pro … efault.htm
New Starcraft units revealed
http://www.starcraft2.com/features/terr … marine.xml
ZOMG! Zelda movie!
http://movies.ign.com/dor/articles/8635 … 40108.html
Ubisoft merges with Steam
http://kotaku.com/374861/ubisoft-joins-the-steam-family
http://www.feministgamers.com/?p=373
New Xbox Products
http://www.xbox.com/en-US/community/pro … efault.htm
New Starcraft units revealed
http://www.starcraft2.com/features/terr … marine.xml
ZOMG! Zelda movie!
http://movies.ign.com/dor/articles/8635 … 40108.html
Ubisoft merges with Steam
http://kotaku.com/374861/ubisoft-joins-the-steam-family
Lol'd at the trailerNooBesT wrote:
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/moltencore/
Awesome graphics.
main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg
Someone did that at my school today, thankfully I noticed before using itheggs wrote:
Also, plastic wrap over the toilet, but beneath the toilet seat. If they don't notice things well, they can go piss and make it bounce off the plastic wrap. The best thing is that it's so incredibly difficult to stop mid-piss, so they just might keep going. This is a bit of a messy prank, so use at your own discretion.SenorToenails wrote:
If you stretch plastic wrap over a doorway really carefully so there aren't any wrinkles, you can really surprise people leaving their rooms in the morning. My dad did that to my brother one year. Hilarious!DeathUnlimited wrote:
Here you can tell everything about how you got scammed and how you scammed people. Gogogo!
On a laptopAapje wrote:
lol open it in fullscreen ( windows image viewer? ) and unplug mouse and keyboard too lmao..S.Lythberg wrote:
I might install the BSOD screen saver on my friends laptop
I was born on April Fools day. I'm full of 'em
happy birthdayKurazoo wrote:
I was born on April Fools day. I'm full of 'em