Nah I think he's a sales rep. He now specialises in internet advertising.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
I heard that from Ty a billion times, I think he makes wine there by now.jord wrote:
I read that somewhere too. Have you said it before on here?Ty wrote:
I don't. France is notorious for sticking to historical wine-make methods and ignoring some pretty nifty advances in the wine-making field. Their wine isn't bad but their outdated ways of making it is leading to places like Australia and New Zealand making quite a few superior wines.
@ OP, why didnt you just post the image, instead of writing it all out?
![https://www.jedimaster.net/french1.jpg](https://www.jedimaster.net/french1.jpg)
Same with the jokes, all copied from that site. So, Im gona do the same
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,, … html?f=rss
![https://www.jedimaster.net/french1.jpg](https://www.jedimaster.net/french1.jpg)
Same with the jokes, all copied from that site. So, Im gona do the same
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton
LMFAO! That is brilliant.henno13 wrote:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1308194,00.html?f=rss
never forget that
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,, … html?f=rss
AWSMFOX wrote:
Nothing fails more than france or the french.
![https://static.flickr.com/55/113379558_b166c50cc4_o.jpg](https://static.flickr.com/55/113379558_b166c50cc4_o.jpg)
couldn't disagree more
Last edited by argo4 (2008-03-29 11:35:33)
an exception comes to my mind. the reichstag (berlin 1945) was defended grimly, among others, by members of the french waffen-ss division charlemagne...
one person will not change the views i have on franceargo4 wrote:
http://static.flickr.com/55/113379558_b166c50cc4_o.jpgAWSMFOX wrote:
Nothing fails more than france or the french.
couldn't disagree more
You seem to omit the fact that that was the French FOREIGN Legion. Hence, not fully French. More a collection of British, German, and various other nationalities.ATG wrote:
Nonsense. Idiots.
" On the 30th of April, at 1 a.m., the 3rd company — 62 soldiers and 3 officers — was en route. At 7 a.m., after a 15-mile march, they stopped at Palo Verde to rest. Soon after, a Mexican Army force of 2,000 soldiers (800 cavalry & 1,200 infantry) was sighted. Captain Danjou ordered the company take up a square formation, and, though retreating, he rebuffed several cavalry charges, inflicting the first heavy losses on the Mexican army.
Seeking a more defensible position, Danjou made a stand at the nearby Hacienda Camarón, an inn protected by a 3-metre-high-wall. His plan was to occupy Mexican forces to prevent attacks against the nearby convoy. While his legionnaires prepared to defend the inn, the Mexican commander, Colonel Milan, demanded that Danjou and soldiers surrender, noting the Mexican Army's numeric superiority. Danjou replied: "We have munitions. We will not surrender." He then swore to fight to the death, an oath which was seconded by the men.
At noon, Captain Danjou was shot in the chest and died; his soldiers continued fighting despite overwhelming odds under the command of an inspired Lt. Vilain, who held for four hours before falling during an assault. With ammunition exhausted, the last of Danjou's soldiers, numbering only five under the command of Lt. Maudet, desperately mounted a bayonet charge. Two men died outright, while the rest continued the assault. The tiny group was surrounded and literally beaten to the earth. Colonel Milan, commander of the Mexicans, managed to prevent his men from ripping the surviving legionnaires to pieces. When the last two survivors were asked to surrender, they insisted that Mexican soldiers allow them safe passage home, to keep their flag, and to escort the body of Captain Danjou. To that, the Mexican commander commented, "What can I do with such men? No, these are not men, they are devils," and, out of respect, agreed to these terms.
"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Camarón
And they still lost.
AWSMFOX wrote:
Nothing fails more than france or the french.
When I think of france it hurts my head because I hate france so much.
The foreign legion is comprised of French citizens.Hawk390 wrote:
You seem to omit the fact that that was the French FOREIGN Legion. Hence, not fully French. More a collection of British, German, and various other nationalities.ATG wrote:
Nonsense. Idiots.
" On the 30th of April, at 1 a.m., the 3rd company — 62 soldiers and 3 officers — was en route. At 7 a.m., after a 15-mile march, they stopped at Palo Verde to rest. Soon after, a Mexican Army force of 2,000 soldiers (800 cavalry & 1,200 infantry) was sighted. Captain Danjou ordered the company take up a square formation, and, though retreating, he rebuffed several cavalry charges, inflicting the first heavy losses on the Mexican army.
Seeking a more defensible position, Danjou made a stand at the nearby Hacienda Camarón, an inn protected by a 3-metre-high-wall. His plan was to occupy Mexican forces to prevent attacks against the nearby convoy. While his legionnaires prepared to defend the inn, the Mexican commander, Colonel Milan, demanded that Danjou and soldiers surrender, noting the Mexican Army's numeric superiority. Danjou replied: "We have munitions. We will not surrender." He then swore to fight to the death, an oath which was seconded by the men.
At noon, Captain Danjou was shot in the chest and died; his soldiers continued fighting despite overwhelming odds under the command of an inspired Lt. Vilain, who held for four hours before falling during an assault. With ammunition exhausted, the last of Danjou's soldiers, numbering only five under the command of Lt. Maudet, desperately mounted a bayonet charge. Two men died outright, while the rest continued the assault. The tiny group was surrounded and literally beaten to the earth. Colonel Milan, commander of the Mexicans, managed to prevent his men from ripping the surviving legionnaires to pieces. When the last two survivors were asked to surrender, they insisted that Mexican soldiers allow them safe passage home, to keep their flag, and to escort the body of Captain Danjou. To that, the Mexican commander commented, "What can I do with such men? No, these are not men, they are devils," and, out of respect, agreed to these terms.
"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Camarón
Hence, it is French.
As for the winemaking, well, Ty, you're allowed your opinion. I mean, if you don't have the taste which only the most refined and distinguished possess, I can't really expect you to appreciate it. That's why they have industrial winemakers. (don't take it badly)
Secondly, we must all consider that France, due to its geographic location, can't be expected to defend itself every time it is invaded. England is an island, US is on the other side of the pond; look at all the European continent--each nation has been invaded more than once.
And finally, for those who say that French rap is NOT the best--that's just because you can't understand it. Sorry.
I like pie.
Cheese eating surrender monkeys. Would be speaking German if not for U.S. and they are ingrateful towards Americans and the sacrafices they made for them in WWII.
I like this thread
French wine is made from grapes from America
epic fail tbh, when your most country's most famous product is imported...
epic fail tbh, when your most country's most famous product is imported...
sauce pl0xBlehm98 wrote:
French wine is made from grapes from America
epic fail tbh, when your most country's most famous product is imported...
don't feel like looking it up, but all their grapes were wiped out a while ago and they had grapes imported from america to save the wine economyHurricaИe wrote:
sauce pl0xBlehm98 wrote:
French wine is made from grapes from America
epic fail tbh, when your most country's most famous product is imported...
anyone a little more educated on the subject?
Stupid french cowards...America had to save their ass in at least 3 wars. Sucks that I have to take french in school...hate that class and the stupid,unpronouncable language. Why can't they all just learn English for god's sake.
Last edited by argo4 (2008-03-30 21:04:59)
Whilst wearing French Knickersargo4 wrote:
http://static.flickr.com/55/113379558_b166c50cc4_o.jpgAWSMFOX wrote:
Nothing fails more than france or the french.
couldn't disagree more
Embrace it. It´s hard to learn, but you never get such an easy shot at learning it like in school. It´s worth it. The french suck, yeah. And they seem to be the most ignorant people ever (if you´re not french, your shit ). But, If you try to speak their languages, they actually start to, well not like you, but accept you. And its good to speak a foreign languages.argo4 wrote:
Stupid french cowards...America had to save their ass in at least 3 wars. Sucks that I have to take french in school...hate that class and the stupid,unpronouncable language. Why can't they all just learn English for god's sake.
I had french in school for five years, but I can´t speak a damn word now. sucks.
still, se french are gay.
Last edited by Sisco10 (2008-03-31 01:09:25)
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Arguing about who has the best rap is like arguing about who's shit is the prettiest shade of brown.c14u53w172 wrote:
i partly agree. french rap is great, but british (grime!!) and american rap is at least as good as french rap. no arguing about cheese, wine and fashion! best women? well, there's definitely some beautiful french women, but you can find pretty girls all over the world (except in great britain). paris? followed closely by rome, london, new york and berlin the best city in the world!TSI wrote:
France has the best fashion, the best wine, the best cheese, the best women, the best dance, the best rap, the best ski, the best laugh and the best large city in the world.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_flag … _in_France
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_flag … r_or_truce
When your nation's old battle flag becomes the international symbol for surrender...you've got issues. Regardless of which came first.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_flag … r_or_truce
When your nation's old battle flag becomes the international symbol for surrender...you've got issues. Regardless of which came first.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
but i bet the americans were fighting and the french were preparing the white flagsATG wrote:
They don't look like pussies to me.
are you french?FEOS wrote:
Arguing about who has the best rap is like arguing about who's shit is the prettiest shade of brown.c14u53w172 wrote:
i partly agree. french rap is great, but british (grime!!) and american rap is at least as good as french rap. no arguing about cheese, wine and fashion! best women? well, there's definitely some beautiful french women, but you can find pretty girls all over the world (except in great britain). paris? followed closely by rome, london, new york and berlin the best city in the world!TSI wrote:
France has the best fashion, the best wine, the best cheese, the best women, the best dance, the best rap, the best ski, the best laugh and the best large city in the world.
No. I just think rap sucks balls.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
french rap is bullshit
id rather listen to a fucking orgasim
id rather listen to a fucking orgasim
Last edited by henno13 (2008-03-31 03:20:48)
you're both french!!
Yeah...I find women with hairy legs/pits, stinking of BO and cigarettes to be uber hawt.c14u53w172 wrote:
you're both french!!
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular