Element: Woman
Symbol: WO2
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs. But known to vary from 110---550lbs.
Occurrence: Abundant quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Surface usually covered with a painted film.
Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. (always a reason)
Melts if given special treatment. (oh dem choccies)
Bitter if incorrectly used. (oh you betcha!)
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
Yields to pressure if applied to correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason. (once again, always a reason)
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. (and there is a problem with this?)
Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man. (pffffffffft only IF he has any)
COMMON USES
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars or sailboats.
Can be a great aid to relaxation. (come in handy sometime)
TESTS
Pure specimens turn rosy red when discovered in the natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
Illegal to possess more than one. (depends on where ya live!)
Symbol: WO2
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs. But known to vary from 110---550lbs.
Occurrence: Abundant quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
Surface usually covered with a painted film.
Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. (always a reason)
Melts if given special treatment. (oh dem choccies)
Bitter if incorrectly used. (oh you betcha!)
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
Yields to pressure if applied to correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason. (once again, always a reason)
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. (and there is a problem with this?)
Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man. (pffffffffft only IF he has any)
COMMON USES
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars or sailboats.
Can be a great aid to relaxation. (come in handy sometime)
TESTS
Pure specimens turn rosy red when discovered in the natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
Illegal to possess more than one. (depends on where ya live!)
