ATG
Banned
+5,233|6976|Global Command
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6969|...

er ... hole in picnic table? Was it at least lined with something?

Last edited by jsnipy (2008-03-29 09:59:49)

HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6408|Washington DC
The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.
A neighbor videotaped Price.
videotaped Price.
aj0404
It'll just be our little secret
+298|6797|Iowa...
that sounds painful tbh.
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6969
lol wut
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6955

HurricaИe wrote:

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.
A neighbor videotaped Price.
videotaped Price.
videotaped Price is Right.
moar liek amirite
v3kt0r
Member
+7|6674|in a cave w/ my guns & dope
He would have been better off with the wombat.

Last edited by v3kt0r (2008-03-29 10:14:51)

SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7015|Mountains of NC

I wished they talked to the wife
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
jord
Member
+2,382|7125|The North, beyond the wall.
I'd hit it.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6759

His wife's gotta be horrible in bed for him to resort to that.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6972|South Florida

HurricaИe wrote:

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.
A neighbor videotaped Price.
videotaped Price.
Rule 34 Picnick tables.


Nao.
15 more years! 15 more years!
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6927|Somewhere else

aj0404 wrote:

that sounds painful tbh.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7137|Tampa Bay Florida

jord wrote:

I'd hit it.
The guy or the picnic table
jord
Member
+2,382|7125|The North, beyond the wall.

Spearhead wrote:

jord wrote:

I'd hit it.
The guy or the picnic table
The table obviously. I like plastic over wood. Metal tables are an acquired taste.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7087|Your moms bedroom
was the table confiscated for evidence?

will it testify to being raped?

We need to make a stand and protect the rights of all picnic tables

Last edited by Locoloki (2008-03-29 10:39:04)

max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7014|NYC / Hamburg

meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6969

max wrote:

meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
do that shit inside! it's not fair to his neighbors who could obviously see him doing it or to the kids who go to school near his house
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6408|Washington DC

ig wrote:

max wrote:

meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
do that shit inside! it's not fair to his neighbors who could obviously see him doing it or to the kids who go to school near his house
cry moar pl0x

if they don't like it, don't look at it. LET THE MAN FUCK IN PEACE
jord
Member
+2,382|7125|The North, beyond the wall.

ig wrote:

max wrote:

meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
do that shit inside! it's not fair to his neighbors who could obviously see him doing it or to the kids who go to school near his house
Lol.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7091
its marine
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6969

HurricaИe wrote:

ig wrote:

max wrote:

meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
do that shit inside! it's not fair to his neighbors who could obviously see him doing it or to the kids who go to school near his house
cry moar pl0x

if they don't like it, don't look at it. LET THE MAN FUCK IN PEACE

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

its marine
bf2s deprivation make marine go crazy

Last edited by ig (2008-03-29 11:05:57)

Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7213|UK
"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.
Yeah so by telling the NEWS the kids wont find out. Lol people like this are so retarded.
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6380|United States
Who knows what the wife is gonna do to that table now...protect the table!!!
aj0404
It'll just be our little secret
+298|6797|Iowa...

argo4 wrote:

Who knows what the wife is gonna do to that table now...protect the table!!!
can you say threesome?
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6383

aj0404 wrote:

argo4 wrote:

Who knows what the wife is gonna do to that table now...protect the table!!!
can you say threesome?
AHAHAH LMAO




This is so stupid. I don't see why this kind of thing should be on the news. What an idiot, damn his wife must suck soooooooo bad in bed for him to use those "Desperate actions" haha xD

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