er ... hole in picnic table? Was it at least lined with something?
Last edited by jsnipy (2008-03-29 09:59:49)
The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.
The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.
A neighbor videotaped Price.
videotaped Price.
that sounds painful tbh.
lol wut
HurricaИe wrote:
The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.
The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.A neighbor videotaped Price.videotaped Price.
moar liek amiritevideotaped Price is Right.
He would have been better off with the wombat.
Last edited by v3kt0r (2008-03-29 10:14:51)
I'd hit it.
His wife's gotta be horrible in bed for him to resort to that.
Rule 34 Picnick tables.HurricaИe wrote:
The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.
The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.A neighbor videotaped Price.videotaped Price.
Nao.
15 more years! 15 more years!
aj0404 wrote:
that sounds painful tbh.
The guy or the picnic tablejord wrote:
I'd hit it.
The table obviously. I like plastic over wood. Metal tables are an acquired taste.Spearhead wrote:
The guy or the picnic tablejord wrote:
I'd hit it.
was the table confiscated for evidence?
will it testify to being raped?
We need to make a stand and protect the rights of all picnic tables
will it testify to being raped?
We need to make a stand and protect the rights of all picnic tables
Last edited by Locoloki (2008-03-29 10:39:04)
meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
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do that shit inside! it's not fair to his neighbors who could obviously see him doing it or to the kids who go to school near his housemax wrote:
meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
cry moar pl0xig wrote:
do that shit inside! it's not fair to his neighbors who could obviously see him doing it or to the kids who go to school near his housemax wrote:
meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
if they don't like it, don't look at it. LET THE MAN FUCK IN PEACE
Lol.ig wrote:
do that shit inside! it's not fair to his neighbors who could obviously see him doing it or to the kids who go to school near his housemax wrote:
meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
its marine
HurricaИe wrote:
cry moar pl0xig wrote:
do that shit inside! it's not fair to his neighbors who could obviously see him doing it or to the kids who go to school near his housemax wrote:
meh, what a waste of government resources. If you wanna fuck your table at home, go ahead, what do I care? ...
if they don't like it, don't look at it. LET THE MAN FUCK IN PEACE
bf2s deprivation make marine go crazyGunSlinger OIF II wrote:
its marine
Last edited by ig (2008-03-29 11:05:57)
Yeah so by telling the NEWS the kids wont find out. Lol people like this are so retarded."Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.
Who knows what the wife is gonna do to that table now...protect the table!!!
can you say threesome?argo4 wrote:
Who knows what the wife is gonna do to that table now...protect the table!!!
AHAHAH LMAOaj0404 wrote:
can you say threesome?argo4 wrote:
Who knows what the wife is gonna do to that table now...protect the table!!!
This is so stupid. I don't see why this kind of thing should be on the news. What an idiot, damn his wife must suck soooooooo bad in bed for him to use those "Desperate actions" haha xD