ig
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+1,199|6723
take it in the ass from this kid named slutter

o hai
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6833|949

Probably not my gayest moment, but I remember this story STILL.

I was about 3 or 4 and was standing in line at Honeybacked Ham with my dad.  I was holding on to his leg because I was scared or something, then I turned away for a second.  When I turned back I saw this hairy leg that I thought was my dad's, so I grabbed onto it again.  I looked up after a minute or two to see some guy with a "WTF is this little tyke holding onto my leg" look on his face.

That was about 20 years ago...
jord
Member
+2,382|6879|The North, beyond the wall.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Probably not my gayest moment, but I remember this story STILL.

I was about 13 or 14 and was standing in line at Honeybacked Ham with my dad.  I was holding on to his leg because I was scared or something, then I turned away for a second.  When I turned back I saw this hairy leg that I thought was my dad's, so I grabbed onto it again.  I looked up after a minute or two to see some guy with a "WTF is this little tyke holding onto my leg" look on his face.

That was about 20 years ago...
That's more like it.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6833|949

jord wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Probably not my gayest moment, but I remember this story STILL.

I was about 13 or 14 and was standing in line at Honeybacked Ham with my dad.  I was holding on to his leg because I was scared or something, then I turned away for a second.  When I turned back I saw this hairy leg that I thought was my dad's, so I grabbed onto it again.  I looked up after a minute or two to see some guy with a "WTF is this little tyke holding onto my leg" look on his face.

That was about 20 years ago...
That's more like it.
yu gun get band fer fixin ma quot.
SgtSlutter
Banned
+550|6839|Amsterdam, NY

ig wrote:

take it in the ass from this kid named slutter

o hai
o hai r u 4 sexes chat?
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6728|Milkystania, yurop
Well before me and my mate left my flat (been drinking) i was on the phone when i saw a white stain on my bed , so i ask him wtf is that white stain on my bed , he drunkenly didn't think twice what that stain could be so he was scratching away on it with his fingernails and then all of a sudden i burst out ooh shit dude its my cum. I Lol'd so much
I still bring it up to make him sad
Good times good times
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|6959|Argentina

Magpie wrote:

Well before me and my mate left my flat (been drinking) i was on the phone when i saw a white stain on my bed , so i ask him wtf is that white stain on my bed , he drunkenly didn't think twice what that stain could be so he was scratching away on it with his fingernails and then all of a sudden i burst out ooh shit dude its my cum. I Lol'd so much
I still bring it up to make him sad
Good times good times
Ok, you two had been drinking, your cum was on your bed, and your mate was on your bed too, that's definitely gay.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6166|London, England

I just walk around school making all my friends feel uncomfortable, grabbing their arms, I don't do it to haffey because I know he'll like it too much
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Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6728|Milkystania, yurop

sergeriver wrote:

Magpie wrote:

Well before me and my mate left my flat (been drinking) i was on the phone when i saw a white stain on my bed , so i ask him wtf is that white stain on my bed , he drunkenly didn't think twice what that stain could be so he was scratching away on it with his fingernails and then all of a sudden i burst out ooh shit dude its my cum. I Lol'd so much
I still bring it up to make him sad
Good times good times
Ok, you two had been drinking, your cum was on your bed, and your mate was on your bed too, that's definitely gay.
Yes we had been drinking , my cum was on the bed since i had been having a good time with my gf earlier that day, if ur flat is shit small ur mates would also use ur bed as a sofa
1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
+376|6179|Blue Mountain State
I would so bang Sean Connery.

Last edited by 1stSFOD-Delta (2008-03-28 15:49:47)

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Baba Booey
GCFC
Davide Santon
+45|6130|NY/CT

Mutantsteak wrote:

I just walk around school making all my friends feel uncomfortable, grabbing their arms, I don't do it to haffey because I know he'll like it too much
lol wow
David.P
Banned
+649|6475
When i was 14 I went to the YMCA after 9:30 PM. It quickly went from a place for families to a place for Anal rape. The guys in the bathroom stall next to me were having sex, A chinese guy winked at me, And 2 dudes were making out on the bench where i had my flippers for swimming. I told my mom i lost them.
Smithereener
Member
+138|6517|California
Was walking to class in a hallway that is notoriously crowded, but that was the only bathroom along the way to my next class. Suddenly, the guy in front of me bends over to pick up his fucking pencil, and I walked right into him. Didn't help that the people behind me didn't see him or me either. I had never felt so dirty in my life.

As you can imagine, I didn't hear the end of it for a month by my friends.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6739|Long Island, New York

David.P wrote:

When i was 14 I went to the YMCA after 9:30 PM. It quickly went from a place for families to a place for Anal rape. The guys in the bathroom stall next to me were having sex, A chinese guy winked at me, And 2 dudes were making out on the bench where i had my flippers for swimming. I told my mom i lost them.
YCMA's are fucked up. Don't the guys swim naked there too?

Hooray Christian morals
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6134|United States

Smithereener wrote:

Was walking to class in a hallway that is notoriously crowded, but that was the only bathroom along the way to my next class. Suddenly, the guy in front of me bends over to pick up his fucking pencil, and I walked right into him. Didn't help that the people behind me didn't see him or me either. I had never felt so dirty in my life.

As you can imagine, I didn't hear the end of it for a month by my friends.
No reason to feel dirty--you should let your sexuality come out. It's not healthy to keep your natural sexual instincts bottled up like that.

Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6431|NSW, Australia

(in another thread) Nappy wrote:

lol freezer you homosexual
lol freezer you homosexual

omg thats twice in 2 days!

Last edited by Nappy (2008-03-28 21:50:13)

CTD-CaptainBuck
BLEEDING BLUE
+71|6969|Tenn
i clicked on this thread for a second time... *sigh*
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6856

Gayest thing I've done? Probably just hug another friend.

But even then, it's not really gay because it wasn't sexual or with sexual intentions. Heck you could probably get away with holding hands and other stuff with another guy and claim it's not gay if it wasn't romantic or sexual in any way.
David.P
Banned
+649|6475

Poseidon wrote:

David.P wrote:

When i was 14 I went to the YMCA after 9:30 PM. It quickly went from a place for families to a place for Anal rape. The guys in the bathroom stall next to me were having sex, A chinese guy winked at me, And 2 dudes were making out on the bench where i had my flippers for swimming. I told my mom i lost them.
YCMA's are fucked up. Don't the guys swim naked there too?

Hooray Christian morals
Thats why i said not to go there after 9:30 PM.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6769|Mountains of NC

David.P wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

David.P wrote:

When i was 14 I went to the YMCA after 9:30 PM. It quickly went from a place for families to a place for Anal rape. The guys in the bathroom stall next to me were having sex, A chinese guy winked at me, And 2 dudes were making out on the bench where i had my flippers for swimming. I told my mom i lost them.
YCMA's are fucked up. Don't the guys swim naked there too?

Hooray Christian morals
Thats why i said not to go there after 9:30 PM.
could have been worse





































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ig
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+1,199|6723
fuck how could i have forgotten this. me and my buddy went to athens y camp up in north georgia. supposedly they have this tradition where when it rains, they break out a huge slip and slide in a field, and everyone gets naked and goes to town. me and my buddy stood there in shock and were like is this really fucking happening right now? needless to say, we were the only 2 people to not participate out of like 100 people. fucking religious freaks
Nordemus
BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife
+60|6199

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Two years ago, a mate threatened to punch me (And he hits HARD) if I didn't grab another guy's balls. So, yeah, AIDS or brain cancer...

Many years ago, me and a mate had a wanking contest, who could keep on the longest. I won btw.

I've fapped to traps.

I've drawn countless dicks in other people's school books.

I once fapped to gay porn, in lack of other porn and fantasy. Covered up 80% of a pic, leaving what vaugely looked like a boob.

Yeah, I do a lot of strange things. There's a reason to people calling me excentric...
I was eating you faggot!
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6933|St. Andrews / Oslo

I often gently touch my friends' thighs for lulz.
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