What's the gayest thing you've done?

2008-03-28 11:14:05

#51

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6910|Charlie One Alpha

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Two years ago, a mate threatened to punch me (And he hits HARD) if I didn't grab another guy's balls. So, yeah, AIDS or brain cancer...

Many years ago, me and a mate had a wanking contest, who could keep on the longest. I won btw.

I've fapped to traps.

I've drawn countless dicks in other people's school books.

I once fapped to gay porn, in lack of other porn and fantasy. Covered up 80% of a pic, leaving what vaugely looked like a boob.

Yeah, I do a lot of strange things. There's a reason to people calling me excentric...

You scare me.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2008-03-28 11:15:46

#52

Hakei: Banned; +295|6197

Come on, someone on BF2S HAS to have had sex with a guy.

2008-03-28 11:16:54

#53

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6162|Washington DC

Listened to my bisexual friend talk about his more homoerotic stories.

Put a pube on my teeth and took a picture and posted it on BF2s.

2008-03-28 11:17:49

#54

Negerkungen: I could not care less; +541|6944|Topside

Hakei wrote:
Come on, someone on BF2S HAS to have had sex with a guy.

And why is that??

2008-03-28 11:19:19

#55

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6910|Charlie One Alpha

Negerkungen wrote:
Hakei wrote:
Come on, someone on BF2S HAS to have had sex with a guy.
And why is that??

I personally don't see why anyone would...

except if it was Harrison Ford.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2008-03-28 11:21:14

#56

jord: Member; +2,382|6879|The North, beyond the wall.

Negerkungen wrote:
Hakei wrote:
Come on, someone on BF2S HAS to have had sex with a guy.
And why is that??

Because you hate the brit.

2008-03-28 11:23:35

#57

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|6841|Your moms bedroom

I rode a mechanical bull once, that was pretty gay

2008-03-28 11:32:21

#58

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6743|Texas - Bigger than France

-My g/f in college was coming by to pick me up to go on a trip. As a joke when she knocked on the door and told her to come in, me & a few other fraternity brothers were playing cards in the buff.
-Mass streaking in college with the fraternity
-Butt beers during initiation (I faked it)

Come to think of it, fraternity life was kind of gay

I also went to a friend's gay wedding. It was like every wedding, except the lady pastor danced with her woman at the reception.

2008-03-28 11:33:35

#59

Negerkungen: I could not care less; +541|6944|Topside

jord wrote:
Negerkungen wrote:
Hakei wrote:
Come on, someone on BF2S HAS to have had sex with a guy.
And why is that??
Because you hate the brit.

Just like that?

2008-03-28 11:35:05

#60

jord: Member; +2,382|6879|The North, beyond the wall.

Negerkungen wrote:
jord wrote:
Negerkungen wrote:

And why is that??
Because you hate the brit.
Just like that?

Just like that.

2008-03-28 11:37:24

#61

Negerkungen: I could not care less; +541|6944|Topside

jord wrote:
Negerkungen wrote:
jord wrote:

Because you hate the brit.
Just like that?
Just like that.

Guess I need to stop hating then.

2008-03-28 11:40:32

#62

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6309|Birmingham, UK

OMG Mek, i use herble essence, say it aint gay!

2008-03-28 11:46:38

#63

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6675|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Somewhere in time. 1996.

I was at this diabolical disco for teens called Party Planet and there was this superduper euroteknoband from the nineties called E-rotics. I was drunk as a skunk with my buddy in the front row cause the blonde chick was überhot. Well anyway at one point they decide to have a contest and pick two guys on the stage. Yours truly resisted but got pushed over the fence and on to the stage. I got handed a mic like the other dude. The contest was all about porn ofcourse.

At that point I started to sober up for the fright that was crawling up my spine, but I was still swaying like a flagpole in a storm. We were told to moan the best we could and the better one would win. Since I had almost no clue what the hell is going on my performance resembled somewhat a German dubbing in a porn movie. Probably needless to say I didn't win the free hug from the blonde.

It was soooo gay I felt mentally raped

2008-03-28 12:08:11

#64

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6487|eng

Freezer, get out.

NOW.

#rekt

2008-03-28 12:09:23

#65

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7044|Alberta, Canada

My friend was talking to me constantly, and I kept saying yes to shut him up. Then he asked me if I was gay, and of course, I said yes again.

2008-03-28 12:15:25

#66

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6739|Long Island, New York

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Two years ago, a mate threatened to punch me (And he hits HARD) if I didn't grab another guy's balls. So, yeah, AIDS or brain cancer...

Many years ago, me and a mate had a wanking contest, who could keep on the longest. I won btw.

I've fapped to traps.

I've drawn countless dicks in other people's school books.

I once fapped to gay porn, in lack of other porn and fantasy. Covered up 80% of a pic, leaving what vaugely looked like a boob.

Yeah, I do a lot of strange things. There's a reason to people calling me excentric...

Yep. You're gay.

2008-03-28 12:15:43

#67

jord: Member; +2,382|6879|The North, beyond the wall.

I could have scored with a bird but someone stole my phone so I went looking for him. Not rally gay, the girl was nothing special and the phone was £180...

2008-03-28 12:17:18

#68

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6850

Hakei wrote:
Come on, someone on BF2S HAS to have had sex with a guy.

I was going to say that but it doesn't seem funny any more now you've said it.

2008-03-28 12:17:48

#69

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6175|England

The Sheriff wrote:
I can't think of anything, you see, up here in the north, we don't like queers.

Also, Mek, ur a faget.

2008-03-28 12:20:23

#70

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7044|Alberta, Canada

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Two years ago, a mate threatened to punch me (And he hits HARD) if I didn't grab another guy's balls. So, yeah, AIDS or brain cancer...

Many years ago, me and a mate had a wanking contest, who could keep on the longest. I won btw.

I've fapped to traps.

I've drawn countless dicks in other people's school books.

I once fapped to gay porn, in lack of other porn and fantasy. Covered up 80% of a pic, leaving what vaugely looked like a boob.

Yeah, I do a lot of strange things. There's a reason to people calling me excentric...

I have nothing to say to that...

2008-03-28 12:32:41

#71

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6399|Winland

Poseidon wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
Two years ago, a mate threatened to punch me (And he hits HARD) if I didn't grab another guy's balls. So, yeah, AIDS or brain cancer...

Many years ago, me and a mate had a wanking contest, who could keep on the longest. I won btw.

I've fapped to traps.

I've drawn countless dicks in other people's school books.

I once fapped to gay porn, in lack of other porn and fantasy. Covered up 80% of a pic, leaving what vaugely looked like a boob.

Yeah, I do a lot of strange things. There's a reason to people calling me excentric...
Yep. You're gay.

I wanna do crazy shit, as I won't choose this life again.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-03-28 12:35:17

#72

Runs_with_sciss0rs: Well butter my buscuit; +121|6393|14072

Is skinny dipping with guys gay?

2008-03-28 12:36:48

#73

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6334|Carnoustie, Scotland

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:
Is skinny dipping with guys gay?

Suppose.

Done that, grab guys asses for teh lulz, babe and honey are thrown to my friends WAY too much for me to appear straight.

Also got like paralitic drunk and pulled my friend.

EDIT: Also turned down a three-way pulled with two chicks. My G/f was in the next room though.

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-03-28 12:38:45)

2008-03-28 12:38:52

#74

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6701|so randum

SamTheMan:D wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
I can't think of anything, you see, up here in the north, we don't like queers.

Also, Mek, ur a faget.

I bummed a man once.

In the long hot summer of 72.

Ahh James.

such bliss.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-03-28 12:46:55

#75

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6839|Amsterdam, NY

I had sexes chatz with dis guy

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