AussieReaper
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A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours community service.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth"  if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.
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AWSMFOX
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TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
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AWSMFOX wrote:

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N00bkilla55404
Voices are calling...
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TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

AWSMFOX wrote:

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Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,400|7253|Noizyland

Just so we're clear - it wasn't me.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6917|Brisbane, Australia

Ty wrote:

Just so we're clear - it wasn't me.
Damnit!
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RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6884|NSW, Australia

Ty wrote:

Just so we're clear - it wasn't me.
yeah, sure
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7099|London, England

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

Ty wrote:

Just so we're clear - it wasn't me.
Damnit!
and the fact that NZ has a sum total of 3 people made my hopes high, but I guess it just aint meant to be
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6917|King Of The Islands

Mek-Izzle wrote:

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

Ty wrote:

Just so we're clear - it wasn't me.
Damnit!
and the fact that NZ has a sum total of 3 people made my hopes high, but I guess it just aint meant to be

anyway back on topic
Ty, TheInvaderZimFromNewZealand and Pubic?
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6884|NSW, Australia

Cheez wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:


Damnit!
and the fact that NZ has a sum total of 3 people made my hopes high, but I guess it just aint meant to be

anyway back on topic
Ty, TheInvaderZimFromNewZealand and Pubic?
yeah, i think thats it
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6997|Adelaide, South Australia

Ty wrote:

Just so we're clear - it wasn't me.
Lies.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6917|King Of The Islands

XxRavenxX wrote:

Cheez wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

and the fact that NZ has a sum total of 3 people made my hopes high, but I guess it just aint meant to be

anyway back on topic
Ty, TheInvaderZimFromNewZealand and Pubic?
yeah, i think thats it
kk then.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|7109|New Hampshire, USA

Ty wrote:

Just so we're clear - it was me and I liked it
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loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7056|Columbus, OH
Genious! He found a loop-hole against rape accusations!

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