What's the gayest thing you've done?

2008-03-28 04:29:53

#1

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6959|Argentina

A few years ago before getting married, me and a friend were told about a Night Club. This guy told us that lesbians there would give you oral sex for free. We decided to go and see. All the lesbians were very busy doing their stuff and we had to refuse gay guys proposals several times, even when we pretended to be a gay couple. Back at home, I felt dirty, took a shower and listened to the Crying Game Soundtrack. That night was gay.

What about you?

2008-03-28 04:31:58

#2

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6694|N. Ireland

Purely accidentally

In school one time, I lifted my hand up and set it gently on what I thought was another chair. Turns out, it was some other guy's leg. He was very confused; and his expression was priceless.

2008-03-28 04:34:05

#3

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6822|London, England

Trim my own hair/eyebrows...

Called a girl up a couple of times...just to talk....I wouldn't call it gay, but it's certainly not what guys do.

er what else...

Oh yeah I use those gay shampoos like Herbal Essence etc.. but only cos they're the ones that are lying around the bathroom. They're pretty good too.

According to surgeons I'm a hairdresser and I use "Tresemme"

I wouldn't call those things gay, just queer...

I've never actually done anything homosexual. I'm not a faggot ass like y'all are

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2008-03-28 04:34:40

#4

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6724|...

My then girlfriend took me to a playhouse club where her (lesbian) friends all the acted in plays (it was a gay establishment). Anyway I wore a vest that night (which was gay) and there were gays abound. Fortunately, I don't show up on gaydar, so I sat there watching bad acting drinking overpriced bad drinks. Gay night.

2008-03-28 04:36:07

#5

Commie Killer: Member; +192|6588

Hmm, I went out with a guy for 10 seconds once... Also, me and my friends like to fuck around with this one weird ass kid, so we play nervous with him, rofl.

2008-03-28 04:36:16

#6

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6655|The Twilight Zone

bout five years ago i was jerking off and with a magazine in my hand i turned the page and there was a guy's face in Playboy..so....i came on him, accidentally

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2008-03-28 04:36:50

#7

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6609|Somersetshire

got drunk in a pub, sat on a guys lap and snogged him, couldn't remember it the next day but everyone made sure i knew about it

2008-03-28 04:37:08

#8

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6959|Argentina

jsnipy wrote:
My then girlfriend took me to a playhouse club where her (lesbian) friends all the acted in plays (it was a gay establishment). Anyway I wore a vest that night (which was gay) and there were gays abound. Fortunately, I don't show up on gaydar, so I sat there watching bad acting drinking overpriced bad drinks. Gay night.

So fucking true. I remember this gay place had the most expensive drinks and they all sucked (the drinks).

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2008-03-28 04:37:44

#9

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6822|London, England

I don't like this topic. It scares me

2008-03-28 04:38:23

#10

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6655|The Twilight Zone

Mek-Izzle wrote:
I don't like this topic. It scares me

Watch your back, u don't wanna get raped from the back.

2008-03-28 04:39:05

#11

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6607|NSW, Australia

kylef wrote:
Purely accidentally

In school one time, I lifted my hand up and set it gently on what I thought was another chair. Turns out, it was some other guy's leg. He was very confused; and his expression was priceless.

a friend accidently did that to me ages ago, i still bring it up

2008-03-28 04:39:09

#12

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6959|Argentina

.Sup wrote:
bout five years ago i was jerking off and with a magazine in my hand i turned the page and there was a guy's face in Playboy..so....i came on him, accidentally

Rofl.

2008-03-28 04:40:20

#13

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6959|Argentina

Mek-Izzle wrote:
I don't like this topic. It scares me

Don't be gay.

2008-03-28 04:41:16

#14

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6691|Gogledd Cymru

I can't think of anything, you see, up here in the north, we don't like queers.

Also, Mek, ur a faget.

2008-03-28 04:43:18

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6822|London, England

sergeriver wrote:
Mek-Izzle wrote:
I don't like this topic. It scares me
Don't be gay.

I dare you to read Tehermos post and not cringe

Fuck u surgeons

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2008-03-28 04:47:05

#16

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

In the nicest possible taste:

Put my finger up Mrs 27's bum, regularly in fact, she likes it.

2008-03-28 04:48:23

#17

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6959|Argentina

Mek-Izzle wrote:
sergeriver wrote:
Mek-Izzle wrote:
I don't like this topic. It scares me
Don't be gay.
I dare you to read Tehermos post and not cringe

Fuck u surgeons

So far I laughed with .Sup's post, and talking about cringe, read Commie's post.

2008-03-28 04:49:29

#18

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6641|Brisbane, Australia

1927 wrote:
In the nicest possible taste:

Put my finger up Mrs 27's bum, regularly in fact, she likes it.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2008-03-28 04:52:54

#19

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I got eyed up big time by a load of shirt lifters at a Spice Girls concert. I was escorting my Mum and my Niece there, plus we had front row and I saw how Hairy Scary was, spiders legs were hanging out I kid you not. Baby looked at me, whispered to Posh and then they pointed at me too, I swear to god I thought I was going to pull a Spice Girl.

I didn't.

2008-03-28 04:57:37

#20

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6770|Mountains of NC

........................... I read all the posts

I need a hug

also I have an outfit I like to wear occasionaly

https://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k171/kelljaso/Hard-gay-hump1.gif

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-03-28 04:59:39

#21

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6822|London, England

SEREMAKER wrote:
........................... I read all the posts

I need a hug

also I have an outfit I like to wear occasionaly

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k171/ … -hump1.gif

/thread

2008-03-28 05:08:44

#22

CosmoKramer: CC you in October; +131|6820|Medford, WI

i have a friend a long time ago, he told us he wanted to be a professional fudge packer, he had no idea what it meant, completely priceless

2008-03-28 05:31:23

#23

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6664|A W S M F O X

I was SERIOUSLY considering going out with this hot asian guy. I would have if I didnt have a GF, SHE WAS JEALOUS LOLOZ.

2008-03-28 05:43:56

#24

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7045|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Gayest thing I ever did was to watch MF pr0n instead of FF pr0n.

2008-03-28 05:47:18

#25

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6770|Mountains of NC

I posed for Marlboro's sig .......................... but I don't consider it gay bc there was no eye contact

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