1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Jenspm wrote:

hrm, lasagne is in the oven for an epic breakfast.


woop
I got a big massive 24" chicargo town pizza in mine, they can shove their hot cross buns up their arse when compared to a pizza.  God bless they Italians eh?
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6710|NSW, Australia

never tried a creme egg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Nappy wrote:

never tried a creme egg
Ya not missing much I can tell you.

Other companies to thir versions, Rolo, Mars, Galaxy, much better imo
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6949

Mek-Izzle wrote:

Speaking of European Mythology, I'm sure England and Wales had better deities than Jesus too
Then howcome you guys became Christians?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mek-Izzle wrote:

1927 wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:


"Berk" = Berkshire Hunt

Berkshire Hunt rhymed with Cunt

It's called Cockney Rhyming Slang
Thats the only bit I did get I think but not the cockney slang of it.
Get with the times '27

lawd = lord

gtfo = get the fuck out

So in other words:

Kez wrote:

Oh lord, get the fuck out you cunt
it sounds much worse when you translate it

Fuck you Kerry
Well fuck me dead theres no need to get moody Kerry as for getting with it, too late Im afraid, just not going to happe, don't want it to.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7049|Mountains of NC

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https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7048|NYC / Hamburg

happy zombie jesus day!
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7102|London, England

1927 wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

1927 wrote:

Thats the only bit I did get I think but not the cockney slang of it.
Get with the times '27

lawd = lord

gtfo = get the fuck out

So in other words:

Kez wrote:

Oh lord, get the fuck out you cunt
it sounds much worse when you translate it

Fuck you Kerry
Well fuck me dead theres no need to get moody Kerry as for getting with it, too late Im afraid, just not going to happe, don't want it to.
But you're already halfway there!

Think of how cool your kids will think you are, and isn't it about time you started trying to impress your wife again like you just met her

It's about time someone gave you some advice Mr.Twenty-Seven instead of the otherway round

Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-03-21 06:03:49)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mek-Izzle wrote:

1927 wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:


Get with the times '27

lawd = lord

gtfo = get the fuck out

So in other words:


it sounds much worse when you translate it

Fuck you Kerry
Well fuck me dead theres no need to get moody Kerry as for getting with it, too late Im afraid, just not going to happe, don't want it to.
But you're already halfway there!

Think of how cool your kids will think you are, and isn't it about time you started trying to impress your wife again like you just met her

It's about time someone gave you some advice Mr.Twenty-Seven instead of the otherway round
My Neice and her mate just left, my step girl told them listen to this "Uncle 27" found it - Was that new Usher song you like "Love in the club". So for now they know I still got it.

If they wern't all upstairs doing hair shit I ould of had them down her to translate out young tourret sufferer's outburst but tongs and straightners were too important.  The shits eat most the pizza though and then fucked off, typical.

As for impressing the wife, she's gone back to her husband this weekend so I can't but Mrs 27 is in work and she has already been impressed this week as if it was like when we first met, hell, I even slept in the wet spot aswell, thats true love that she appriciates.  She's in work atm (<<) and I'm off to asda soo now the pizza has kicked in and absorbed last nights cider. Im to get Lamb, £3 a kg so again that'll put me in the good books.

Im a bugger for discipline and advice, I don't take either as I do that to myself, haven't got a boss, never had one, never will.  However I know where to come in the rare instances I do need advice to all my buddies at bf2s.com.  Last time I rang for advice was the rapeline, but they only help the victims (as per best jokes).

Last edited by 1927 (2008-03-21 06:55:41)

Nordemus
BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife
+60|6478
Chocolate Eggs are mighty fine, but most of them are made from fail milk chocolate, which I hate, but some are really nice.
Also, you can save the other half of Creme Egg aswell, just wrap it up in a sack.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7102|London, England
Ok 27, you win.

I need some advice, B..f2s.

Do we eat the Chocolate Egg today or...?
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6588|Birmingham, UK
It looks like im getting nothing this year, again

At least ill have you guys to come crying to
kptk92
u
+972|6889|tc_london

Mek-Izzle wrote:

So in other words:

Kez wrote:

Oh lord, get the fuck out you cunt
it sounds much worse when you translate it

Fuck you Kerry
No-one calls me Kez (except Sam)

1927 wrote:

Well fuck me dead theres no need to get moody Kerry as for getting with it, too late Im afraid, just not going to happe, don't want it to.
Rofl calm down '27, twas a 'friendly' joke me and Mek have

Last edited by kptk92 (2008-03-21 07:11:31)

DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7165|United States of America
So...how much of the world actually celebrates Easter on Easter Sunday?
Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6477|Belgium
I do and so does our school wich means 2 weeks off
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

kptk92 wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

So in other words:

Kez wrote:

Oh lord, get the fuck out you cunt
it sounds much worse when you translate it

Fuck you Kerry
No-one calls me Kez (except Sam)

1927 wrote:

Well fuck me dead theres no need to get moody Kerry as for getting with it, too late Im afraid, just not going to happe, don't want it to.
Rofl calm down '27, twas a 'friendly' joke me and Mek have
Hey its ok Kez Im only messing about too easy to be mistaken on this internet thing mate and this is another one of those times.  But dont call me Rolf again.
Gamematt
Stocking ur medpacks
+135|7143|Groningen, The Netherlands
Creme egg!

<3<3<3 creme egg
kptk92
u
+972|6889|tc_london

1927 wrote:

kptk92 wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

So in other words:


it sounds much worse when you translate it

Fuck you Kerry
No-one calls me Kez (except Sam)

1927 wrote:

Well fuck me dead theres no need to get moody Kerry as for getting with it, too late Im afraid, just not going to happe, don't want it to.
Rofl calm down '27, twas a 'friendly' joke me and Mek have
Hey its ok Kez Im only messing about too easy to be mistaken on this internet thing mate and this is another one of those times.  But dont call me Rolf again.
Oops Sorry
Mitch
16 more years
+877|7006|South Florida
Easter isn't untill sunday. wtf?
15 more years! 15 more years!
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6926|The Land of Scott Walker
Creme Egg.  Better chocolate plus yummy sugar stuff inside.
reaper_654
confused??
+36|6777|ohio,USA
Hahahha happy easter but it sucks for me because im on spring break for a week I'm so godam bored.
Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6777|Bloomington Indiana
damn you all. i want a longer weekend!

or an easter egg hunt....something to make me feel like im 6 again and not slaving over a computer right now

happy easter anyway if you celebrate it

Last edited by Schwarzelungen (2008-03-21 10:55:46)

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