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This reminds me of that dolphin picture.  Here, found it:


It's related in that if you don't have a corrupted mind, you only see dolphins, but if your mind is corrupt, then you see what really is going on.  Kinda similar to this straw situation in that it's really her perception.  What, you want them to be more accurate and have sharp edges instead of the kid-safe rounded corners? Then she'd complain about the hazard to her children from the sharp points. But whoever made the straws truly could have picked a better object to make a fun straw out of, i.e. shapes i.e. a star, instead of something that is borderline perverted.

Women, they took away our ginger bread men to ginger bread people, now they are taking away funny shaped straws.

I mean, its not like her girls gonna suck on it and swallow it is she?

And anyway, what WOULD happen to a child, say 5 or 6?

cablecopulate wrote:

Wow, there really are dolphins there.

yeah lol I know Im trying to find them myself hahaha

commandochristian wrote:

This reminds me of that dolphin picture.  Here, found it:
http://www.spectrumz.com/z/images/dolphin_jar.jpg

It's related in that if you don't have a corrupted mind, you only see dolphins, but if your mind is corrupt, then you see what really is going on.  Kinda similar to this straw situation in that it's really her perception.  What, you want them to be more accurate and have sharp edges instead of the kid-safe rounded corners? Then she'd complain about the hazard to her children from the sharp points. But whoever made the straws truly could have picked a better object to make a fun straw out of, i.e. shapes i.e. a star, instead of something that is borderline perverted.

took me fucking ages to see the dolphins.

That woman needs to get laid silly american housewife

Last edited by Magpie (2008-03-17 11:13:17)

commandochristian wrote:

Sorry to continue the derail, but yeah, some people's minds are so far gone that they seriously cannot see the dolphins.

Back on track: huh? at Kmarion's post:

Kmarion wrote:

Buran never flew .. da?

Edit: NM I guess it did, never manned though.

The spacecraft on the right is called the Buran.

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

commandochristian wrote:

Sorry to continue the derail, but yeah, some people's minds are so far gone that they seriously cannot see the dolphins.

Back on track: huh? at Kmarion's post:

Kmarion wrote:

Buran never flew .. da?

Edit: NM I guess it did, never manned though.

The spacecraft on the right is called the Buran.

Ahh, a Chinese spaceshuttle? Hmm, randomly interesting, sad/happy it was never manned.

Kmarion wrote:

commandochristian wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

The spacecraft on the right is called the Buran.

Ahh, a Chinese spaceshuttle? Hmm, randomly interesting, sad/happy it was never manned.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buran_%28spacecraft%29
That's a hammer and sickle on the wing.

Oh, Russian, my bad.

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

commandochristian wrote:

This reminds me of that dolphin picture.  Here, found it:
http://www.spectrumz.com/z/images/dolphin_jar.jpg

It's related in that if you don't have a corrupted mind, you only see dolphins, but if your mind is corrupt, then you see what really is going on.  Kinda similar to this straw situation in that it's really her perception.  What, you want them to be more accurate and have sharp edges instead of the kid-safe rounded corners? Then she'd complain about the hazard to her children from the sharp points. But whoever made the straws truly could have picked a better object to make a fun straw out of, i.e. shapes i.e. a star, instead of something that is borderline perverted.

You don't know how long it took me to find the dolphins. Even now I can only see them one at a time when I focus.

Nice to see im not the only perverted mind out there

commandochristian wrote:

This reminds me of that dolphin picture.  Here, found it:
http://www.spectrumz.com/z/images/dolphin_jar.jpg

It's related in that if you don't have a corrupted mind, you only see dolphins, but if your mind is corrupt, then you see what really is going on.  Kinda similar to this straw situation in that it's really her perception.  What, you want them to be more accurate and have sharp edges instead of the kid-safe rounded corners? Then she'd complain about the hazard to her children from the sharp points. But whoever made the straws truly could have picked a better object to make a fun straw out of, i.e. shapes i.e. a star, instead of something that is borderline perverted.

Ok I've been looking at that for fucking ages and I can't see any dolphin(s), I'm just going to give up assuming it's a trick designed to make all people think they're fucked up

edit: Upon reading the rest of the thread, now I see it. The dolphins aren't the highlighted bit, usually in these types of images the highlighted bit is what gets focused on more. And usually they're black/white so both bits stand out, it's more of a trick than a psychological test

Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-03-17 11:36:54)

Kmarion wrote:

This reminds me of a Phil Hendrie bit. His character Steve Bosell wanted to sure Oscar Myer after he got ridiculed for "deep throating" a foot long. His wife said it didn't help that he had a wad of mayonnaise on his chin. ..lol. I should post it for you guys.

http://media.putfile.com/Phil-48