....Tushers wrote:
ur fapping with a wife lets see i think if shes got a lil toy then you and palmala handerson are going at it why not take out the hand and the toy beleave me im sure u know this but it feels alot better in a vagina then a hand....wait who am i kidingATG wrote:
Yup. By my wife. She razzed me about it until I found her multi pronged sex toy that resembled something from a movie about alien slime monsters.
Poll
Lads have you ever been caught spanking the mokey
| no | 40% | 40% - 106 | ||||
| yes | 14% | 14% - 37 | ||||
| almost | 42% | 42% - 110 | ||||
| dont shuffle | 2% | 2% - 7 | ||||
| Total: 260 | ||||||
He just kept talking in one looong incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that nobody could interupt it really quite hypnotic...{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
....Tushers wrote:
ur fapping with a wife lets see i think if shes got a lil toy then you and palmala handerson are going at it why not take out the hand and the toy beleave me im sure u know this but it feels alot better in a vagina then a hand....wait who am i kidingATG wrote:
Yup. By my wife. She razzed me about it until I found her multi pronged sex toy that resembled something from a movie about alien slime monsters.
Believe it or not having a wife doesn't mean pussy whenever you want.Tushers wrote:
ur fapping with a wife lets see i think if shes got a lil toy then you and palmala handerson are going at it why not take out the hand and the toy beleave me im sure u know this but it feels alot better in a vagina then a hand....wait who am i kidingATG wrote:
Yup. By my wife. She razzed me about it until I found her multi pronged sex toy that resembled something from a movie about alien slime monsters.
I'm gonna use a quote from the henry hoover post...Tushers wrote:
ur fapping with a wife lets see i think if shes got a lil toy then you and palmala handerson are going at it why not take out the hand and the toy beleave me im sure u know this but it feels alot better in a vagina then a hand....wait who am i kidingATG wrote:
Yup. By my wife. She razzed me about it until I found her multi pronged sex toy that resembled something from a movie about alien slime monsters.
M.O.A.B wrote:
Back to the hollowed out cucumber eh?Mitch wrote:
God damn, how could that even feel good?? ffs its not the actual sucking its the wet sliding that feels good imo.
Yes I have been caught spanking my Monkey. The RSPCA fined me $1,000 and gave the Monkey to the Wellington Zoo. I visit him sometimes.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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nevaRRRRRR! i'm too sneaky
Every time 
+1
wtf? but seriously hilarious
I spank the monkey at 180mph
i got 283. some cool music playedebug9 wrote:
I spank the monkey at 180mph
538ebug9 wrote:
I spank the monkey at 180mph
I'm sure I've gotten thousands before.. There was a method..
ur my hero. haha lolFunky_Finny wrote:
538ebug9 wrote:
I spank the monkey at 180mph
I'm sure I've gotten thousands before.. There was a method..
I rememberspasticus5 wrote:
ur my hero. haha lolFunky_Finny wrote:
538ebug9 wrote:
I spank the monkey at 180mph
I'm sure I've gotten thousands before.. There was a method..
Take it to the right side, keep left mouse button down, and take your mouse around the bottom, and then to the other side of the monkey, and come back on the screen, and the hand will snap to your mouse. Bam, thousands.
topthrill05 wrote:
Almost many times, yet never caught red handed.
I plan to keep it that way.
No, but I've been caught having sex like 3 times...
1) Younger Brother decides to just barge into a closed door (He had been at a friend's house)
2) Dad came home early from work
3) Her Neighbor was taking the dog out for a walk...
1) Younger Brother decides to just barge into a closed door (He had been at a friend's house)
2) Dad came home early from work
3) Her Neighbor was taking the dog out for a walk...
lol @ all the "almost" guys. Chance are that person knew and didn't have the courage to destroy your dignity by letting you know.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
I was spanking the monkey, and then the park ranger caught me and threw me in a cell...
Maybe its time for a new wife?MysteryJake wrote:
Believe it or not having a wife doesn't mean pussy whenever you want.
Whats that in the tank?Magpie wrote:
holy fucknutts man!...if your wife says no then its no good...I mean when your about 70 you ain't gonna get any at all ...so get another wife/gf if you dont get your candy from your present oneMysteryJake wrote:
Believe it or not having a wife doesn't mean pussy whenever you want.Tushers wrote:
ur fapping with a wife lets see i think if shes got a lil toy then you and palmala handerson are going at it why not take out the hand and the toy beleave me im sure u know this but it feels alot better in a vagina then a hand....wait who am i kidingATG wrote:
Yup. By my wife. She razzed me about it until I found her multi pronged sex toy that resembled something from a movie about alien slime monsters.
west-phoenix-az wrote:
Maybe its time for a new wife?MysteryJake wrote:
Believe it or not having a wife doesn't mean pussy whenever you want.Whats that in the tank?Magpie wrote:
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … ate935.jpg
My mom caught me in the bathroom when I was a teen. I told her GTFO and finished my bidness. My GF lolz @ that chapter of my life.
Who finished your bidness?loubot wrote:
I told her GTFO and finished my bidness.
me self1927 wrote:
Who finished your bidness?loubot wrote:
I told her GTFO and finished my bidness.
Oh, phew, Thank god for that, I thought we were about to reach an all time low on Bf2s then for a second.loubot wrote:
me self1927 wrote:
Who finished your bidness?loubot wrote:
I told her GTFO and finished my bidness.
Is this the reason why you wanted "Sheriff's Donuts" from his supermarket thread?
Or were you going top eat them?
Last edited by 1927 (2008-03-17 07:26:48)