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Haven't you people ever heard of locking your door?

Last edited by Bagel_Bites (2008-03-15 16:14:17)

GGF0RCE wrote:

mikkel wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Well, once my mom walked in when I was lying in my bed, fapping (You know my room layout by now), she knocked, the shock made me come

Wait, what? Your mom made you come?

Zing!

Oh snap

haha i grab my itouch (which has wireless internet and plays internet movies) go into my bathroom, lock the bathroom door, then turn the bath water on so my parents think im getting a bath then beat it off. It works like a charm, i have yet to get caught. I am extra careful.

GuliblGuy wrote:

henhouck wrote:

haha i grab my itouch (which has wireless internet and plays internet movies) go into my bathroom, lock the bathroom door, then turn the bath water on so my parents think im getting a bath then beat it off. It works like a charm, i have yet to get caught. I am extra careful.

"itouch" lmao

Yes it is apple's brand new vibrator with quite a clever name

lmao

6 min mark

I haven't been caught "Knocking one out" but been caught shagging a retired Police Inspector's daughter by her Dad in his bed.  After 50 years or something in the service they gave him a 2" platinum truncheon as a retirement gift.  Not only had I used that to poke a roach down in a spliff I had made/smoked in the bed I had also used it on his Daughter just to "Tickle" her.  He obviously knows about the freckles on my ass but hasn't got a clue about that.  Fucking have that ya fat misserable big nose twat, same goes for ya copper Father unall.

I rememebr reading or being shown an article in "Just 17" (its/was a teenage girl magazine) and in it they had an agony aunt section (thats somewhere you write in with problems about boys not liking you, having a period, being spotty, flat chested or smelling like a fish). There was a story in it and ill try and remember the best of it to my ability.

Before you say, this was in the magazine and no wasn't me.

Dear Just 17,

I'm so embarresed what should I do?

The other day when my sister was out I went in her room to get my cd's back that were missing, I searched the usual places but couldnt find them.  I looked under the bed and they wern't there but what I did find was a pair of her knickers.  I wasn't feeling horny before I went in their but when I found her knickers I smelt them and put them on my head and began to play with myself.  Soon I was hard and the emotion got the better of me, I removed my hand from my jeans, undid them and pulled them down to my ankles.  I furiously masturbated their sat on the floor with her knickers still on my head, it felt so great but dirty at the same time.  After a couple of minutes I finihed and removed the knickers from my head and just before I got up off the floor to clean up I noticed a steaming cup of coffee on the bedside cabinet next to where I had been sat masturbating.

Only my Mum was in at the time and must of pushed my bedroom door open, seen I wasn't in there and had come looking for me.  I can't belive I didnt hear her she must of seen me as I was sat with my back agasint the bedside cabinet.  Mum hasn't spoken to me about this and I can't look her in the eye any more.

What should I do? Talk to her about it or just pretend it didnt happen?

The End



I swear when me and my mates read this we pissed ourselves at the thought and what we were picturing in our minds.  he had written to "Just 17" as his Sister had that magazine in her bedroom and he must of enjoyed reading it too.

1927 wrote:

I haven't been caught "Knocking one out" but been caught shagging a retired Police Inspector's daughter by her Dad in his bed.  After 50 years or something in the service they gave him a 2" platinum truncheon as a retirement gift.  Not only had I used that to poke a roach down in a spliff I had made/smoked in the bed I had also used it on his Daughter just to "Tickle" her.  He obviously knows about the freckles on my ass but hasn't got a clue about that.  Fucking have that ya fat misserable big nose twat, same goes for ya copper Father unall.

I rememebr reading or being shown an article in "Just 17" (its/was a teenage girl magazine) and in it they had an agony aunt section (thats somewhere you write in with problems about boys not liking you, having a period, being spotty, flat chested or smelling like a fish). There was a story in it and ill try and remember the best of it to my ability.

Before you say, this was in the magazine and no wasn't me.

Dear Just 17,

I'm so embarresed what should I do?

The other day when my sister was out I went in her room to get my cd's back that were missing, I searched the usual places but couldnt find them.  I looked under the bed and they wern't there but what I did find was a pair of her knickers.  I wasn't feeling horny before I went in their but when I found her knickers I smelt them and put them on my head and began to play with myself.  Soon I was hard and the emotion got the better of me, I removed my hand from my jeans, undid them and pulled them down to my ankles.  I furiously masturbated their sat on the floor with her knickers still on my head, it felt so great but dirty at the same time.  After a couple of minutes I finihed and removed the knickers from my head and just before I got up off the floor to clean up I noticed a steaming cup of coffee on the bedside cabinet next to where I had been sat masturbating.

Only my Mum was in at the time and must of pushed my bedroom door open, seen I wasn't in there and had come looking for me.  I can't belive I didnt hear her she must of seen me as I was sat with my back agasint the bedside cabinet.  Mum hasn't spoken to me about this and I can't look her in the eye any more.

What should I do? Talk to her about it or just pretend it didnt happen?

The End



I swear when me and my mates read this we pissed ourselves at the thought and what we were picturing in our minds.  he had written to "Just 17" as his Sister had that magazine in her bedroom and he must of enjoyed reading it too.

This guy I know got caught shagging this girl by her Dad...


Dad :"....I think its time to leave son!"

Friend :"........."

Girl :"He isnt leaving until he is finished!"


I lol`d, slut.

reaper_654 wrote:

meh i dont do that anymore

Yeah your bf does it.

I haven't been caught, I normally do it in the bathroom whilst having a shower, ya it has a lock

reaper_654 wrote:

meh i dont do that anymore

o rly?

This is the ultimate noob at life thread.

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Havok wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:

battery acid to the eyes is the only cure for such a situation

I prefer a nice big swig of Draino but eh, the choice is yours.

N0!  JUST N0!  NEVER try to commit suicide by drinking dran-0.  It is the most slow, painful way to die.  One of my friends new this girl who tried that.
The drain-O first neutralized her stomach acids, then proceeded to eat through her stomach.  Unluckly, someone found her after she passed out and rushed her to the hospital.  Her dissolved stomach was removed and her asophagus was attached to her intestine.  She can never eat again; now she can only drink certain things.  She died a couple of months later.  So, if you want to comitt suicide, the best way to do it is a bullet to the head or a good jump off of a brige/skyscraper.

k thnx.

As for me, ive only ever came really close. But I have come really close like 20 times lol. My house is setup so there is my front door, you walk in and turn left to go downstairs, and then there is my comp in the basement. So luckily if im ever fapping to some pr0n then i can quickly close and im all good, then i just have the problem of hiding the anaconda, trust me it isnt easy.

rh27 wrote:

Would have been more fun though and she might have kept her mouth shut then.

Ideally, she'd keep it open.

i nominate this thread for best of the week