BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

Gooners wrote:

You get your 50,000$ In Monopoly Money, and is therefore no use to you.

I wish i had a Uber 1337 PC.

Granted but it is made by IBuyPower so all the parts are broken, and their shitty customer service will not help you.

I wish I had $50,000 Real USD not fake/game money with absolutely no repercussions or any negative side effects at all.

JET_G raidensen wrote:

You have it and trigger the "N" alarm. Black people from all around rob and rape you. Marvellous.


I wish i had more loli.

Granted but you are thrown in prison and raped by fat strong men named bubba for the rest of your life sentance nonstop.

I wish nukchebi0 would get every single deadly disease known to man, and some that are not.

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2008-01-29 07:43:36)

JET_G raidensen wrote:

Granted but he mirrors them back onto you, OMG OWNED TBQFIMO.

Snape drinks a potion and gets healed

Since nobody wished, I wish that I was God

Granted, and just like everybody else, a gang finds out, rapes your familly, kills, em then does the same to you.

Granted but you later cut off all your fingers and another un-mentionable item and therfore are no longer able to do anything.

I wish i wish.

sportsman11-2cool4u wrote:

NeXuS4909 wrote:

Granted but you later cut off all your fingers and another un-mentionable item and therfore are no longer able to do anything.

I wish i wish.

You wished that you wished but no one cared and you got raped in the butt cuz ppl said you like it in the butt

I wish there was no drama in my life

Granted but you die of boredom

I wish the last 1038 wishes were repealed.

Last edited by NeXuS4909 (2008-01-29 19:28:51)

David.P wrote:

NeXuS4909 wrote:

sportsman11-2cool4u wrote:

You wished that you wished but no one cared and you got raped in the butt cuz ppl said you like it in the butt

I wish there was no drama in my life

Granted but you die of boredom

I wish the last 1038 wishes were repealed.

Granted! But so are the ones that would have backfired in your favor and you become an hero.

I wish islam was gone.

Granted but now that Islam is gone, you have Christian Terrorists who blow up non-believers

I wish my cat wasnt retarded

Last edited by Locoloki (2008-03-06 19:36:08)

irishtop wrote:

Locoloki wrote:

Granted but now that Islam is gone, you have Christian Terrorists who blow up non-believers

I wish my cat wasnt retarded

Granted but now it it tried to put a leash on you.

I wish that tomorow would be a sunny and warm day

It is.. but too hot and now all the ice melt and its the end!!!

I wish i would not be so tired tonight.

Granted, the base are belong to you, but you're playing DotA, where the bases do zilch.



I wish for some nice fresh cod that I can eat without suffering from food poisoning.

Bert10099 wrote:

Tetrino wrote:

Granted, the base are belong to you, but you're playing DotA, where the bases do zilch.



I wish for some nice fresh cod that I can eat without suffering from food poisoning.

You get your cod, but it's CoD2, and you die from eating a bad game.

I wish that I still wasn't up at 12:56 AM writing my six-page history essay on three Greek people I honestly couldn't care about, instead of getting a nice, long, refreshing night's sleep.

Granted, but when you wake up you realize that instead of 6-pages of 3 Greek people, you have written six-pages of bf2s.com spam threads

I wish i hadnt drafted Albert Pujols in my yahoo fantasy baseball draft

Locoloki wrote:

I wish i hadnt drafted Albert Pujols in my yahoo fantasy baseball draft

Granted, instead of playing yahoo fantasy baseball draft, you would be playing real baseball and get hit by a ball in the head wish will make
uyou be in a coma for the whole season and you will miss your favorite team win the world series.  waaaa   waaaaaaaa   waaaaaaaaaa   

Tetrino wrote:

Granted. While you sleep, you get stabbed by the descendants of the Greek people who you couldn't care less about.




I wish there was a Linkin Park concert in my living room.

Granted, and you will be stepped on to death by all the tards in the mosh pit ( if such a pussy band can create one , oh wait they are tards right )


I wish that all of the worlds politicians wake up tomorrow hanged by the balls and were filled with candy

Last edited by PeoNinja (2008-03-07 14:48:50)

Lynx14 wrote:

Granted. All of the worlds politicians' bitches get pissed off and decide to have a nuclear holocaust. YOU IZ DEAD.

I wish my dog wasnt so fat and lazy.

Granted, but while excersing by running around the block, your dog runs away and is hit by a semi.

I wish I was immortal.