Depends. If he fell asleep with shoes on, it's game time. If not, it's your personal call.
usmarine wrote:
or leave him alone if he is truly your friend.
drop his hand in hot water and make him piss himself...or was it cold water
I think it's boiling oil.DankmanHightimes wrote:
drop his hand in hot water and make him piss himself...or was it cold water
Put a cup of water on his head.
Put pics/monitors with meatspin on both sides of his head. Crank it. See how many spins it'll take until he wakes up. (Not in combination with the water cup)
Put chairs on him (So that he'll bang his head and be unable to get up.)
Megaphone alarm clock.
Loudspeakers to ears.
Hold a full-screen screamer video/flash on a screen above him, wake him, play it. (Got that one once, on a 22" screen and kickass sound system. My god, that made me JUMP!)
Put pics/monitors with meatspin on both sides of his head. Crank it. See how many spins it'll take until he wakes up. (Not in combination with the water cup)
Put chairs on him (So that he'll bang his head and be unable to get up.)
Megaphone alarm clock.
Loudspeakers to ears.
Hold a full-screen screamer video/flash on a screen above him, wake him, play it. (Got that one once, on a 22" screen and kickass sound system. My god, that made me JUMP!)
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
poke him hahahaaha
The Sheriff wrote:
I think it's boiling oil.DankmanHightimes wrote:
drop his hand in hot water and make him piss himself...or was it cold water
thats the mind of a fagPoseidon wrote:
teabag him
Two people said it, do it.SgtSlauther wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
I think it's boiling oil.DankmanHightimes wrote:
drop his hand in hot water and make him piss himself...or was it cold water
See how hard it is to fit your penis up his nose
If that doesnt work, stick it in his ear and pee a bit
I have no idea how I came up with that
If that doesnt work, stick it in his ear and pee a bit
I have no idea how I came up with that
Last edited by bennisboy (2008-02-26 13:46:47)
Time to shave the eyebrows!
usmarine wrote:
or leave him alone if he is truly your friend.
Ja two people said it so DO IT FAGGITThe Sheriff wrote:
Two people said it, do it.SgtSlauther wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
I think it's boiling oil.
Oh this reminds me of an time.
My friend was asleep, another of my friends stood on the bed and put his arse about 2 cm from the guys face (standing in his underwear), I then slapped him, he woke up to an arse in his face and he FREAKED OUT, i mean he seriously freaked out. we were laughing for at least 10 mins, he was pissed off...naturally.
Idea from this awesome film, CKY2K
My friend was asleep, another of my friends stood on the bed and put his arse about 2 cm from the guys face (standing in his underwear), I then slapped him, he woke up to an arse in his face and he FREAKED OUT, i mean he seriously freaked out. we were laughing for at least 10 mins, he was pissed off...naturally.
Idea from this awesome film, CKY2K
Last edited by justice (2008-02-26 13:54:46)
I know fucking karate
draw all over his face, then draw exactly what you drew on his face on a mirror. and see what happens
Goto a porn site/disturbing site and take a picture of the porn site with the desktop and set it as his backround hiding all the icons and the taskbar.
Take a pic of the blue screen of death and hide all the icons and the task bar, that would be funny.
Last edited by Obiwan (2008-02-26 14:06:14)
find the image with the method of faking a cracked LCD screen, hide somewhere and make a noise, when he wakes up he'll think you broke his monitor and made a run for it.
Or bang him mum while he's asleep.
Anyone know how to do this? or where to find an image? sounds like a great joke!I'm Jamesey wrote:
find the image with the method of faking a cracked LCD screen, hide somewhere and make a noise, when he wakes up he'll think you broke his monitor and made a run for it.
eusgen wrote:
Anyone know how to do this? or where to find an image? sounds like a great joke!I'm Jamesey wrote:
find the image with the method of faking a cracked LCD screen, hide somewhere and make a noise, when he wakes up he'll think you broke his monitor and made a run for it.
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3028 … 2802mj.jpg
Oldest one in the book SHARPIE MARKER .
Btw, Be creative
Btw, Be creative
Last edited by Lynx14 (2008-02-26 15:07:08)
Dauntless wrote:
eusgen wrote:
Anyone know how to do this? or where to find an image? sounds like a great joke!I'm Jamesey wrote:
find the image with the method of faking a cracked LCD screen, hide somewhere and make a noise, when he wakes up he'll think you broke his monitor and made a run for it.
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3028 … 2802mj.jpg
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I think he woke up by now, and I bet Canadianloser did nothing to him
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Do that to him (my mate at uni) lmao