Just got back from a bender in Vegas. Don't waste your time or money on this "Bodies" thing.
I go to drink, gamble, and get funky. I certainly don't go to "see shit". I let my buddy's wife walk me into it.
Well, some of the shit was okay, like the veins and crap, but I got to thinking, these are real bodies of real dead people. Very depressing. I mean they actually took a bunch of corpses and cut their fucking skin off and preserved them in some sort of elastic coating and stuck them out there for everyone to ogle. Dicks and all, flapping in the wind. Poor bastards. You know they didn't see that coming when they donated their bodies to science. If I had a dick that looked like most of those guys' dicks, I'd have demanded to be clothed from the waist to the knees.
Worst part? Maybe that all the athletic poses were of dead Oriental guys. Yeah. An Oriental guy with an NBA basketball. One with an NFL football. I called bullshit on that... ;-)
Actually the worst part was the baby room. They had a room full of "real live" dead fetuses and dead babies and toddlers. That's where I decided the whole thing was jacked. I didn't wander through that part. Dude. What in the hell is interesting about seeing someone's miscarriage?
Anyway, word to the wise, take your $37.50 and put it on your favorite number on the roulette wheel and for the 30 seconds it's spinning, before it lands on something else, you'll have twice the excitement that you'd have in the entire hour of the sick shit at the Bodies exhibit.
I go to drink, gamble, and get funky. I certainly don't go to "see shit". I let my buddy's wife walk me into it.
Well, some of the shit was okay, like the veins and crap, but I got to thinking, these are real bodies of real dead people. Very depressing. I mean they actually took a bunch of corpses and cut their fucking skin off and preserved them in some sort of elastic coating and stuck them out there for everyone to ogle. Dicks and all, flapping in the wind. Poor bastards. You know they didn't see that coming when they donated their bodies to science. If I had a dick that looked like most of those guys' dicks, I'd have demanded to be clothed from the waist to the knees.
Worst part? Maybe that all the athletic poses were of dead Oriental guys. Yeah. An Oriental guy with an NBA basketball. One with an NFL football. I called bullshit on that... ;-)
Actually the worst part was the baby room. They had a room full of "real live" dead fetuses and dead babies and toddlers. That's where I decided the whole thing was jacked. I didn't wander through that part. Dude. What in the hell is interesting about seeing someone's miscarriage?
Anyway, word to the wise, take your $37.50 and put it on your favorite number on the roulette wheel and for the 30 seconds it's spinning, before it lands on something else, you'll have twice the excitement that you'd have in the entire hour of the sick shit at the Bodies exhibit.