I had a frog in my house once
That's about it
That's about it
We got a rabbit somewhere, I often hear it buzzing while Im on BF2 late at night but I never see it. Mrs has though, apparently.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I had a frog in my house once
That's about it
I use this sticky glue stuff. The wee fuckers love the smell of it. But when they stand on it it makes them stick and the glue poisons them. My garages and sheds are all Mice free. Or get yourself a big ass cat and don't feed it.
Got a bunch of em up in the garage. They always were all over the place and then when you came up (two story garage- and no im not rich, its an old garage, dunno why its like that). They would all stream towards these shelf things. SO one night, we went up the stairs and flicked on the lights and lit em up with frozen paint balls. Sadly, only shot 3/ 5 they go so darn fast and I only have a semi auto, so we got poison. Worked great for us and they seemed to live in the trash can so it wasn't a problem to find em, lol.
First off.
No traps because my room is small as fuck and the hole they come out of is shared by my internet cables. And it's a mess of cables so putting any sort of trap down even the old fashioned ones will do more harm to me than them.
Second off.
My dog might get caught in the traps(He's a little maltese poodle mix)
Third.
Habanero sauce sounds like a good idea. Except that my dog might try to lick it and we'll have to rush him to the hospital again.
Fourth.
They live under my floorboards and the wall diving my room and my brothers, Which have so many exits i cant bait/trap them all.
Fifth.
I'm allergic to cats. I had one a long time ago(Well 7 actually) and they were worse then mice they pissed on my n64 and my playstation.
No traps because my room is small as fuck and the hole they come out of is shared by my internet cables. And it's a mess of cables so putting any sort of trap down even the old fashioned ones will do more harm to me than them.
Second off.
My dog might get caught in the traps(He's a little maltese poodle mix)
Third.
Habanero sauce sounds like a good idea. Except that my dog might try to lick it and we'll have to rush him to the hospital again.
Fourth.
They live under my floorboards and the wall diving my room and my brothers, Which have so many exits i cant bait/trap them all.
Fifth.
I'm allergic to cats. I had one a long time ago(Well 7 actually) and they were worse then mice they pissed on my n64 and my playstation.
Calm down dear
Its a commercial
Its a commercial
Well the only solution seems to be to blow up your entire house using some classic TNT
Its islams fault. They made your house the way it is so you could have a vermin infestation.
here is the easiest and most proven way to catch and kill a mice, mouse traps do not work 100% of this time
this works everytime
tools... 5 Gal Bucket, Empty Soda Can, Peanut Butter, Steel wire and Water
Fill the 5 Gal Bucket half full with water. Run Steel Wire thru the soda can, so it comes thru the bottom of the can and out the top. Attach wire to opposite ends of the bucket. Test can by rolling it on the wire, to make sure it spins freely. Smear Peanut butter on can. Thats it, just make sure you remove the dead mice daily, otherwise it could get nasty
this works everytime
tools... 5 Gal Bucket, Empty Soda Can, Peanut Butter, Steel wire and Water
Fill the 5 Gal Bucket half full with water. Run Steel Wire thru the soda can, so it comes thru the bottom of the can and out the top. Attach wire to opposite ends of the bucket. Test can by rolling it on the wire, to make sure it spins freely. Smear Peanut butter on can. Thats it, just make sure you remove the dead mice daily, otherwise it could get nasty
Now that you mention i do hear the tinniest squeakiest voices in the middle of the night yelling "Allah Ackbar"GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Its islams fault. They made your house the way it is so you could have a vermin infestation.
do you own money, well if you do go to the local hardware store and get your self some mice alarm things, i had some in my old house and they worked a treat, all ya do is plug them into the wall and the mice fuck off smartish, it emits a high pitched sound that the mice fricking hate, they are cheap as chips to buy also.. i do feel your pain fella and they stink after a while to, i actually found one in my bloody pc once sitting on top of my grafix card how the hell it didnt blow the damn pc up i have no idea must have been PINKY and the BRAIN
Wow. Just wow.David.P wrote:
Next time i see one of them scurry past me in the middle of the night while i'm trying to sleep, I will take this knife and put it through your furry little rodent backs into your spine and come out through your chest with your heart and other organs!
Or i'm gonna take this old wooden plank i have drive all 25 nails through it, Wrap the handle in cloth and use it as a whacking stick to put holes in you motherfuckers!
-shakes head-
It feels like every one of your threads has a sadistic tone in it somewhere.
I'm counting down the days where you say something so fucked up it gets you banned.
Seriously - I realize they're nuisances, but you want to fucking torture them and rip their spines out? That's sadism, buddy. You need help.
was it you that had the pet mouse?Poseidon wrote:
Wow. Just wow.David.P wrote:
Next time i see one of them scurry past me in the middle of the night while i'm trying to sleep, I will take this knife and put it through your furry little rodent backs into your spine and come out through your chest with your heart and other organs!
Or i'm gonna take this old wooden plank i have drive all 25 nails through it, Wrap the handle in cloth and use it as a whacking stick to put holes in you motherfuckers!
-shakes head-
It feels like every one of your threads has a sadistic tone in it somewhere.
I'm counting down the days where you say something so fucked up it gets you banned.
Seriously - I realize they're nuisances, but you want to fucking torture them and rip their spines out? That's sadism, buddy. You need help.
Pet rat. Not a sewer rat or a feeder rat though like you see in your basement and whatnot. A domesticated one. See below:Miguel Diaz wrote:
was it you that had the pet mouse?Poseidon wrote:
Wow. Just wow.David.P wrote:
Next time i see one of them scurry past me in the middle of the night while i'm trying to sleep, I will take this knife and put it through your furry little rodent backs into your spine and come out through your chest with your heart and other organs!
Or i'm gonna take this old wooden plank i have drive all 25 nails through it, Wrap the handle in cloth and use it as a whacking stick to put holes in you motherfuckers!
-shakes head-
It feels like every one of your threads has a sadistic tone in it somewhere.
I'm counting down the days where you say something so fucked up it gets you banned.
Seriously - I realize they're nuisances, but you want to fucking torture them and rip their spines out? That's sadism, buddy. You need help.
Compared to:
White fur most of the time means it's a domesticated rat or a non-feeder rat.
Last edited by Poseidon (2008-02-08 19:49:32)
I have yet to see a rodent get some peanut butter off a trap without getting their spine rearranged by a metal bar.1927 wrote:
Rodents already know what a trap is, in some cases they know how to set one off without getting caught, then they can take the bait at their leisure.
orly?Heavy_Guns_91 wrote:
I have yet to see a rodent get some peanut butter off a trap without getting their spine rearranged by a metal bar.1927 wrote:
Rodents already know what a trap is, in some cases they know how to set one off without getting caught, then they can take the bait at their leisure.
i disagree, i have seen many mouse traps set correctly only to come back a few days and find the "bait" completely gone
why do i always misread the title as "fuck you mek, just fuck you"
Couldn't you use a very very very powerful poison? Like a shitload of arsenic? Something incredibly fast-acting like a strong acid? Kills them quickly, so they can't hide somewhere and stink up your house with rot-scent.
that would kill his dogHurricaИe wrote:
Couldn't you use a very very very powerful poison? Like a shitload of arsenic? Something incredibly fast-acting like a strong acid? Kills them quickly, so they can't hide somewhere and stink up your house with rot-scent.
keep david.pdog away from the poisonMiguel Diaz wrote:
that would kill his dogHurricaИe wrote:
Couldn't you use a very very very powerful poison? Like a shitload of arsenic? Something incredibly fast-acting like a strong acid? Kills them quickly, so they can't hide somewhere and stink up your house with rot-scent.
put the dog in the kennel while there's poision in the house.Miguel Diaz wrote:
that would kill his dogHurricaИe wrote:
Couldn't you use a very very very powerful poison? Like a shitload of arsenic? Something incredibly fast-acting like a strong acid? Kills them quickly, so they can't hide somewhere and stink up your house with rot-scent.
Well i was thinking of covering up the holes i know of with plaster mixed with cayenne pepper so they wont bite through it. But how long does it last?
try my method first, boarding up their holes does nothingDavid.P wrote:
Well i was thinking of covering up the holes i know of with plaster mixed with cayenne pepper so they wont bite through it. But how long does it last?
lol thats the mouse i have
Quick and easy solution:David.P wrote:
Fifth.
I'm allergic to cats. I had one a long time ago(Well 7 actually) and they were worse then mice they pissed on my n64 and my playstation.
Noreweigan forest cat. Eats mice by the dozen, doesen't produce floaty allergy-ifying dander due to having two seperate coats of fur, intelligent and trainable, obidient, laid-back, loves people, and also a big fluffy housecat that likes to be stroked and petted.
The downside is the need for excercize, the occasional walk, and the need to be combed fully every few days.
I've had one for almost 17 years now, and I highly recommend. Hardly any mice around, and he's kept me sane.
Sane-ish, anyway. I'm mad as a hatter, but he's kept me from suicide by the simple question of 'if I die, who'll take care of the cat?'.
Alternatively, get Kevlar covers for your cables.