Mummmm MeatCake!

2008-02-07 08:29:41

#1

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|7049|Grapevine, TX

At first i was grossed out, but after I got over the whole "meatcake" thing, it actually sound like a great meal!

https://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake01.jpg

A cake...with a t-bone drawn on it? Has our intrepid chefstress lost her mind? NO, my friends, NO! because THIS....is MEAT CAKE!!

Okay, see, this bears some explanation. A coworker is getting married next week, and we were talking about wedding cakes (I had just done one for two friends of mine). He asked if I could do one for him - totally joking of course. "Oh, sure, what kind of chef are you that you can't pump out a wedding cake on just two weeks notice??" He went on to describe his ultimate wedding cake. "I hate that wedding cakes are all girly. There should be like a groom cake to go with the traditional wedding cake. A guy's cake. Like..made out of meat."

A lightbulb went off in my mind. "I could TOTALLY do that," I exclaimed. "A meatloaf! With mashed potato frosting! OH MY GOD!"

"Yeah!" He was catching on. "And like, gravy between the layers and melted cheese for the writing!"

"Hmmmm. No, ketchup glaze," I decided. "I am so totally going to do this," I suddenly realized.

So today I did. Here's how it went down:

The first thing I needed was the meatloaf. I make a pretty yummy meatloaf, but I never make it the same way twice. I knew I needed a dryer meatloaf, so I would need a lot of breadcrumbs. Into a bowl, I mixed:
6 # hamburger, 80% lean
3 large AA eggs
2 TB minced garlic
1 TB minced dried onion
1 TB basil
2c bread crumbs
2 TB kosher salt

No not a lolcake... a meat cake!

2008-02-07 08:32:26

#2

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6787|NYC / Hamburg

damn I want some of that
+1

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2008-02-07 08:32:54

#3

Benzin: Member; +576|6219

That is single handedly the coolest thing I have ever seen ...

2008-02-07 08:37:53

#4

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|6882|Groningen, The Netherlands

Wow that's really cool xD

I'm going to remember this one ^^ kudos

2008-02-07 08:38:09

#5

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6893|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Fair play to you for making that cake, if you have never made one don't take it for granted. However, maybe its cos of UK custom but I wouldn't want a slice of that thank you. I'm sure it will go down a hit with your mates though.

2008-02-07 08:39:45

#6

BluRR33: Member; +27|6608|Sweden

Damn nice

2008-02-07 08:43:29

#7

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6194|England

eewwww

2008-02-07 08:45:02

#8

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6219|...

A cake made for men!

inane little opines

2008-02-07 08:45:57

#9

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6841|London, England

SamTheMan:D wrote:
eewwww

Same.

Looks nasty...

2008-02-07 08:49:34

#10

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6611|fåking denmark

Mek-Izzle wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
eewwww
Same.

Looks nasty...

2008-02-07 08:50:23

#11

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6893|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
Mek-Izzle wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
eewwww
Same.

Looks nasty...

Must be a UK n Euro thing this.

Is Meatcake just a USA thing?

2008-02-07 08:50:35

#12

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6713|N. Ireland

Looks disgusting!

2008-02-07 08:51:40

#13

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|6152|CA

Are those mashed potatoes used for frosting? Fucking awsome!

2008-02-07 08:52:30

#14

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6219|...

dudes.

This is a cake.

made of meat.

with mashed potato frosting.

Anyone who doesn't love this is a fag.

inane little opines

2008-02-07 08:53:22

#15

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6611|fåking denmark

dayarath wrote:
dudes.

This is a cake.

made of meat.

with mashed potato frosting.

Anyone who doesn't love this is a fag.

I'm a fag anyway.

2008-02-07 08:55:32

#16

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6841|London, England

lol @ Kosher Salt

What about everything else. What about not mixing dairy and meat.

nd like, gravy between the layers and melted cheese for the writing!

What's the point of Kosher salt if you're gonna break the rules anyway

2008-02-07 09:01:04

#17

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|7049|Grapevine, TX

When I first came across it I had the same reaction: meatcake!!!??? wtf disgusting! Must be a UK thing but the more I thought about it and got the whole "Meat Cake " connotation out of my mind and realized it is simply meatloaf, stacked and covered with mashed potatoes, I was like

Last edited by (T)eflon(S)hadow (2008-02-07 09:01:51)

2008-02-07 09:01:12

#18

d307: Member; +9|6186|Dallas, Texas

I cant believe no one has said it...

MMMMMM BEEFY!!!!!!

2008-02-07 09:05:15

#19

xGj: Official lame Crysis fanboy.; +84|6592|Netherlands tbh

Looks disgusting, good effort.

2008-02-07 09:15:15

#20

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6936

I want. I love mash potato with meat

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2008-02-07 09:16:42

#21

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6219|...

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I want. I love mash potato with meat

I fucking second that!

YAMMIE

I feel hungry already.

must try meat caek one day.

inane little opines

2008-02-07 09:21:31

#22

1927(h): Guest

dayarath wrote:
dudes.

This is a cake.

made of meat.

with mashed potato frosting.

Anyone who doesn't love this is a fag.

Seeing as you haven't tried it I'd say your not the best to make that call.

I haven't tried it, I think the OP has done a cracking effort with it and I'm sure it will go down a treat, but I'm far from being a fag.

2008-02-07 09:35:11

#23

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6219|...

1927(h) wrote:
dayarath wrote:
dudes.

This is a cake.

made of meat.

with mashed potato frosting.

Anyone who doesn't love this is a fag.
Seeing as you haven't tried it I'd say your not the best to make that call.

I haven't tried it, I think the OP has done a cracking effort with it and I'm sure it will go down a treat, but I'm far from being a fag.

it was ment as a bit of a joke, not seriously saying everyone is a fag ;<. Seeing as I'm a fan of everything he put on it I'm 100% sure I'd love it.

inane little opines

2008-02-07 09:42:38

#24

1927(h): Guest

Oh ok, I'll take a step back from the keyboard and slowly put the mouse down.

Its very easy to be misunderstood across the net.

2008-02-07 09:42:46

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Teebaggs1: X-LG Member; +25|6970|Maine, MA, and PJ concerts

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